This is a way to annoy anyone but it works especially well with parents ... well, mine anyway haha.

Go on and on and on about something. Milk it for all it's worth. I annoy my parents when I'm going on and on about moving to Maine to play Rizzo or that I might be getting to meet Stockard Channing. They were quite tollerant for a while but now that I just keep doing it to annoy them, it shows. Haha. It's fun!

if you just follow them around. wherever they go in the house. asking questions. like what are we eating for dinner. when is it going to be done. is it done yet? can we go out to eat instead... etc. it drives my mom insane when i do that. lol

What I do bothers everyone in my house.Ok I just start talkig about the stupidest things.Then I ask what are we doing tomorrow?WHo did you talk to today?I'm boreed mom!!! Hi,or I just can talk about Harry Potter and that really gets them.

kind of a reversal thing that my mom does to bug me....
she doesnt read the books but she watches the movies. and she can never remember anything that happens in them and none of it really make sense and she basically misses the whole point of each movie (mainly due to the fact that they arent written as well as they could be...)
anyways, what she'll do is just ask me random questions about everything in harry potter, but the fact that she cant even really remember anyones names really bugs me. and after i finished dh she demanded to know who died and then told my grandma really loudly on the porch. and a bunch of people were outside reading the book and i could tell that they were upset that it was spoiled for them
oh i was livid.

hey laughingirl we joined the same day! lol

HEy yeah jesssskuhh.My mom does the exact same thing.She watches the movie and during the movie she starts asking questions at that really annoys me!Then after the movie she is like why did this happen or what and then it drives me nuts.

Oh- My- God! These are soooo hilarious! I've been laughing for a while, now! This is so funny. I love Jordan94's second post. I have to read more.

I can't think of any ways to annoy my parents, since they've all been told. But be careful when you annoy them! I'll sure do it once in a while, it's hilarious to see them and see how retarded you look, but you want to keep a good relationship with them!
I think I'm gonna subscribe to this.

Ooh, I remember now! They're jokes, though.

- A teacher was talking to her class about Jonah. A student said that Jonah was swallowed by a whale, but the teacher said it was impossible.
'I'll ask him when I go to heaven' the student said.
'What if Jonah went to Hell?' the teacher asked.
'Then you ask him.'


These just cracked me up...
Oh, and- with my sister the other day we were signing HP Puppet Pals. She was Snape and I was all the others... It was hilarious! Then after a while I asked my mom if it was annoying and she said: 'A little' in a sarcastic tone.

I have a good one!


Tell them you lost your house key and that you knew it was in the pocket of your jeans that you wore yesterday that are now in the wash. When they go to check through all the jean pockets in the washer hang the house key up where the other keys are and shout that you found it.


Or, call them when they are in the middle of something at work saying your locked out of the house then when they come home to let you in, go up to your room and grab the house key from the middle of your bed.

I did that once, it annoys the heck out of them. And your sister if she got pulled out of Viola lessons.


Another thing is to loose your cell phone in the couch and have the whole family calling it and trying to find it when it's on silence.

Or sitting down with your dad when he's watching American football and ask him who is winning or tell him that football is overratted.

OR, when your dad is a Mets fan and your a Yankee fan tell your sister loudly that you are going to make your own shirt that says 'I love the Yankees and any team that can beat the Mets'. THAT definetly works.



Potters Princess

Haha! I love those! It's hilarious. Well, I haven't annoyed my parents lately, but here's something I do quite often:

When your parents say something, always find a way for it to make no sense.
Very random example:
- I love those people, but they always say really stupid things.
- Ah.
- I love them!
- The stupid things?
I don't know, just say dumb things like that all the time- that's it, just always be really sarcastic.

haha i love this lol

here's.... well a few.

1. Disagree with everything they say.

2. Keep interupting your mum when she is trying to read her favorite mag or dad when he is reading the paper.

3. talk over them when they are trying to talk.

4. lay on the couch with a blanket pretending to be asleep hiding the remote and keep changing the channel when your parents are trying to watch their favorite shows.

5. Just keep screaming MUM!

6. Brake things when she is not home and say it wasnt you and/or you didnt even know it was broken. -(Mum murdered me for that. literally.. the only different thing was that it wasnt actuall me who broke it.. but i knew it was... whoooops....) lol

thats all for now.

Tell you parents you need the computer for school work, then goof off and go on VMT. WARNING - you will be punished (possiblely)

It's quite fun

Gamble all your pocket money away! I remember betting £20 each way on a horse which had 300-1 odds in the grand national. It almost got to 4th, but was overtaken on the last straight and ended up in 6th place

For those of you that don't know, betting each way means you're betting that they will win OR come in the top 4 places. If they get in 4th, 3rd or 2nd place on an each way bet, you get a quarter of the odds back, so a 100-1 odds horse would get you 25-1 back, and if they get in first place, you get that AND the original odds back! Pretty tempting eh?

There are several things that I have done which have greatly annoyed my parents.

Talking in a Luna Lovegood repeatedly always works. It's great fun too. Make sure not to stop even when they ask you to. Also, if you aren't British, talking in an extroidinarily fake British accent is rather irksome.

Running around the house, singing random songs really loudly and off-key at the top of your lungs really can get on their nerves.

Also, doing things to embarrass them in public. Like once I did cartwheels in the parking lot. And another time I started singing about getting in the car and going home. They thought that i was crazy.

Once I started talking in a Shakespeare dialect. You know, wherefore art thou, and stuff like that. They didn't really like that either.

Smiles,
Emma

Oh, my main one is quoting from movies. My siblings and I do it all the time. We just go back and forth from one movie to another. It's hard not to, and it's so fun! It drives my mom crazy!


Oh, there are so many more, I just can't think of them all at the moment.

my parents bug me coz they used to tell me off when i were lttle for talking whilst chewing food

now mum demands that i answer her staright away but i get told off for either replying with food in my mouth or not replying no win

now lets turn the tables... i am learning sign language so i just do that instead win win yay

also when she tells me off for flirting with guys that im never think about dating remind her that she had my sister when she 14...

and i quote from movies too

and anytime they say something i say oh my friend blah blah did that too

have to agree with emma_weasley about talking in a Luna Lovegood or doing things to embarrass them in public that really works, but well, my parents are already used to it

I like to annoy my mom in shop when I start to say in loud voice 'But mom! I want that!Last time you bought it for me !" Or just talking really loud in public about things others don't have need to know Or maybe just saying out loud "Mom! You can't say things like that in public!"

I can make my mom really mad when I call her mother or in her real name she hates that, she only responds if I call her just mom

My parents hate when I need to go to school, but I dont get up. They know that I should be awake already and going to school, they try to wake me up, but I just say - not again, I already was there yesterday !

And they hate when I listen to my i pod and then walk around the house singing really loud. Well, they don't know English very well, so sometimes I just start to talk in English and they get so annoyed And they have no idea what I'm doing on this site

Or every time when they start to point me out about some things I do, like talking really loud or using strange words, I just say to them - hmm, where did I learned that ?

I have a few:

-Tell them that you broke your iPod

-Stare at them for a long time without blinking (if you can but if you have to blink you can )

-Tell them that you got suspended from school

-Ignore them when they are talking to you, look at them while they are talking and blink everytime they finish a sentence

Thats all I can think of right now.

pretend to be a dinosaur eating trees whenever you have brocilli with your dinner

say slurp every time someone sips their drink

say blink each time you blink

pretend its the first time you are meeting them when they get home from work- shake hand 'how positively spiffing to meet you' etc

Now this one is great! I love them all but this seriously annoys my mum.

Sit in the car and just say "Mum" as if you are away to ask a question.
When she replys with "What?" or "yes?" you reply "Nothing"


Do this like 10 times with like 20 second breaks in between and she will want to kill you but have almost no reason to cause you can just say well i decided not to ask you in the end.

My personal favorite is when you are about to get in the car with one of your parents in a crowded parking lot and suddenly you yell, "No, I will not get in the car with you!!!" Everyone around you stares and it is great, I do it about once a month.

I love this one! Warning- it's almost a guarantee that it will get you in some kind of trouble!

When they tell you, you can't do something, ask for an explanation. When they say "because I said so", or something like that, just keep on asking for an explanation. Once they finally give you an explanation, say to them, "Now was that so hard"! Oh gosh, their reaction is great!

Also, make a joke about a family member, then laugh for a long time about it. When they say to be quiet, tell them, "But it's just so funny"!

Heheheh You guys have some great ideas!
If you're told to clean your room, throw all your junk into your parents room from when you were cleaning!

haha
some of these are awesome.

my favorite - just keep saying "mom mom mom mommy mom mom mom" to get her attention until she finally answers you with a "WHAT?!" its so much fun.

P.S.
calling your parents mommy and daddy, especially if you are my age (aka 17 or older) and have been calling them mom and dad for a really long time can really freak them out

I got this one fron Family Guy: keep saying 'mom mom mom mom mom mom mommy mommy mommy"..ect, untill she finally looks at you. When she asks you "WHAT" just say 'hi.'... she'll get really peed off at you...

lol

I'm not very good at explaining it

When your mom or dad answers the phone talk like you are the other person on the phone replying to everything sometimes they will tell you to be quiet, but keep doing it. It is funny.

This is fun to do when a friend is with you because you won't get in trouble for it until they leave and by then they would most likely forget about it.

wow some of these are really funny and i will have to try some of them!

Ok here are mine. If anyone already had them I;m sorry but its all I could think of!

1. Talk like you are texting. If something is funny say lol or if they ask you a question say idk. Trust me it really gets them annoyed. (especially if they don't know what they mean)

2.Sing christmas songs ALL THE TIME. they hate it especially when its not even close to christmas. If they start singing them, cut them off and say "hey its not christmas yet!!"

Way to annoy this parent....post spoilers to Twilight...the movie GRRRRRRR! I am seriously not amused...in a Queen Victoria kind of way!!

Oh now this is a good thread!! LOL just kidding!

I like hte 'talk like you are texting' idea. I think that one would be rather funny!

I'm building this one off of being in a crowded parking lot from another way to bug your parents. You shout, "HELP! STOP IT! NO I DONT WANT TO GO ANYWHERE WITH YOU! HELP ME!'

THat will propbably get you a LOT of trouble..

I love this thread!

Let's see...

If you play an instrument, get up at 1.00 AM and play it really loud. Then, when they wake up, get back into bed and say you've been asleep the whole time.

I know a good one! Get a rubber band and put it tightly around the spray washer by the faucet to hold down the trigger heh heh... gets them every time. But be warned it could get you grounded or worse....

When your parents tell you to do something be " like whhhyyy mommy i dont wanna do it im busy" or " do i gotta" whine a lot. It may get you yelled at though i've learned from experience.

When you have to clean you room throw everything in your closet and stuff it way in the back. With mine i have a walk in so i hang a blanket up half-way then throw everything on the side my parents cant see. Smart. until my mom goes over there of course then shes not happy.

Well, in my case, one way to annoy my mom is this: when she asks me how longer will I be at the computer, I say "Just a little while". And she says that my "little whiles" take an hour, so I don't get out and she gets grumpy
A way to annoy my father is to type in the computer at bed time, or when he's somewhere around, which is stupid but he gets annoyed by every little thing, so I don't care anymore.

LOL i used to do this when i was little:
about 5.00 in the morning when everyone was asleep, i used to creep into my parents' bedroom and poke my parents really hard just for fun, and then run into my bedroom, so later on if they suspected me i would whine and say that hey always blame things on me just because i'm the oldest, and that i've been sleeping the whole time LOL.
this used to really p my parents off but unfortunately i got caught one day :/

My parents hate it when my brother and sister are away and they never call them. So an easy way to annoy them is to bring up the topic of my brother and sister. Then when they mention that they haven't talked to them in a while, say that you just talked to them last night or this morning and had a long conversation. And when they ask what you talked about, give them vague details of what the conversation was really about. My mom especially hates it when I do that.