Harry and Voldemort go on Jerry Springer to sort out their differences, and end up having a massive fight with chairs.
Ok, pretty lame, i had great fun reading yours, oh Razz, Lucius as a stripper...hmmmm, is this jason Issacs lucius, cos i'd see that....
Full Version: Things I'll Never Say
Hallar_2000, that is absolutely hilarious! 
Alright, here's a feeble attempt:
George announces to his family and friends: I've decided to sell my share of Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes and run for Minister of Magic.
Fred: No way! I was going to run for office!
Percy: Can I buy your shop? I've always admired you two!
That was pretty bad, I know. Next time perhaps.
Alright, here's a feeble attempt:
George announces to his family and friends: I've decided to sell my share of Weasly's Wizarding Wheezes and run for Minister of Magic.
Fred: No way! I was going to run for office!
Percy: Can I buy your shop? I've always admired you two!
That was pretty bad, I know. Next time perhaps.
Ginny: Harry, I just don't like you in that way! Me and Neville are couple, live with it!
Dumbledore: (sarcastically) Oh well, you'll get over it!
Trellawney: To tell you the truth, I'm a fraud and can't see in to the future really.
Fred/ George: Can you believe that Harry, always braking the rules? *tuts and shakes head* No respect!
Harry (to Voldy): Pretty please can I be a death eater? Perrrlease?
Rubbish i know, yours are really funny! razzberry nearly had me on the floor
Dumbledore: (sarcastically) Oh well, you'll get over it!
Trellawney: To tell you the truth, I'm a fraud and can't see in to the future really.
Fred/ George: Can you believe that Harry, always braking the rules? *tuts and shakes head* No respect!
Harry (to Voldy): Pretty please can I be a death eater? Perrrlease?
Rubbish i know, yours are really funny! razzberry nearly had me on the floor
| QUOTE (loonylovesgood @ Aug 18 2005, 07:58 PM) |
| <Ron is in the hospital wing. Madam Pomfrey is trying to get him to swallow a disgusting potion.> Ron: I won't drink this! Pomfrey: Now, now, Ron.....just remember <starts singing> "Oh, a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down, the medicine go DOWNNNN, medicine go down!" Ron: MMM.....it's magically delicious!!" Dumbledore: And now, let's give it up for the Hogsmeade Boys!! Malfoy: "Tell me why....ain't nothing but a heartache!" Harry: "Tell me why....ain't nothing but a mistake." Ron: "Tell me why...I never want to hear you say.... Crabbe/Goyle" "I Want it That Way!!!!" Heh heh....this is fun.  |
OMG! LMAO!!!!! those two made me hyperventilate! *wipes tear*
| QUOTE |
| Hermione: im tired of spew ! wheres dobby. i want cake. |
lollollollol.
that one's really good too, hprocks. darn, lawks! you beat me too it! i was gonna mention 'things i'll never say'!
i have a pretty stupid one. i think it's kinda funny though. it's a whole lot funnier if you know all the words to the song... eh, i'll type it up and if it's too much, a mod can delate it.
snape(or draco, or lucious, or voldie, or anyone evil.
): *sings* mister sun came up, and he smiled at me! said it's gonna be a good one just wait and see! jumped outta bed, and i ran outside, feelin' so extrati-istatified! It's the best...day...ever!! *repeates phrase twice* i'm so busy got nothin' to do. spent the last two hours just tiein' my shoe! every flower, every grain of sand, is reachin' out to shake my hand! it's the best...day...ever!! *repeates* sometimes the little things, start closing in on meeee... when i'm feeling down, wanna loose that frown, i stick my head out the window and i look around! those clouds dont scare me, they cant disguise, this magic that's happin' right before my eyes! soon mister moon will be shinein' bright, so the best day ever can last all night! yhea, the best day ever's gonna last all night now! it's the best...day...ever! *repeats and fades out*LMAO!!!! YHEA RIGHT!!
draco: *sucking his thumb* mommy? wheres my Harry Potter action figure?
narcissa: i put it on a nice pillow so it wont get crushed.
i know, really feeble, but thats all i have for now
narcissa: i put it on a nice pillow so it wont get crushed.
i know, really feeble, but thats all i have for now
haha!! omg this is some seriously funny (oxymoron there =P) stuff!! i dont think ive laughed so hard since...well you get the point. 
well im gunna try a few of my own... =]
The Grim just showed up in Harry's teacup.
Hermione: *gasp* Oh my goodness Harry!! The Grim!!! What shall we do?? Whatever are we to do???
Professor Trewlawney: Oh Hermione, get a grip! *tuts and walks away*
Ron: Geez Hermione, why'd you embarrass us like that? You KNOW we admire Professor Trewlawney more than anyone!!
Lavender and Parvati roll there eyes from a table not too far away.
Parvati: Gawd, can you believe them?
Lavendar: I KNOW, Trelawney's SUCH a frawd!!
heh heh i know i know..not that funny huh?
lol just thought id try...but you guys are REALLY good! hehe keep em' coming!!
well im gunna try a few of my own... =]
The Grim just showed up in Harry's teacup.
Hermione: *gasp* Oh my goodness Harry!! The Grim!!! What shall we do?? Whatever are we to do???
Professor Trewlawney: Oh Hermione, get a grip! *tuts and walks away*
Ron: Geez Hermione, why'd you embarrass us like that? You KNOW we admire Professor Trewlawney more than anyone!!
Lavender and Parvati roll there eyes from a table not too far away.
Parvati: Gawd, can you believe them?
Lavendar: I KNOW, Trelawney's SUCH a frawd!!
heh heh i know i know..not that funny huh?
lol just thought id try...but you guys are REALLY good! hehe keep em' coming!!
harry: hey, voldie, mate, could i borrow your wand for a sec?
voldemort: sure ickle harrykins, my favorite nephypoo!
if anyones already done one like this, sorry.
MOD EDIT : Minor netspeak spotted - "1" should have been "one". Please be more careful next time. Your post has been edited.
voldemort: sure ickle harrykins, my favorite nephypoo!
if anyones already done one like this, sorry.
MOD EDIT : Minor netspeak spotted - "1" should have been "one". Please be more careful next time. Your post has been edited.
I have a funny one. It has to do with a song. I am not going to post the whole song because it is so long. Here it is:
Hermione and Ginny walk around singing Draco's Dad* (which is a mead up song). Here are some of the words.
The song is to the tune of "Stacies Mom has got it Goin' on" by Fountains of Wayne.
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco can I come over durning summer break? (summer break)
If I can, I promise to bake you a cake (bake you a cake)
Did your dad get back from his death eater trip? (death eater trip)
Is he there, or did Voldemort forget to give him a tip? (give him a tip)
You know I'm not that little girl that I used to be
I'm almost an adult witch now baby can't you see?
That is some of the made up lyrics. razzberry2 yours had me in stitches.
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco do you remember when I cleaned your house? (cleaned your house)
Your dad came out with a furry pink blouse (furry pink blouse)
I could tell he liked me from the way he smirked (way he smirked)
And the way he said "Where does that stupid elf lurk?" (stupid elf lurk)
And I know that you think it's all a tragedy
But since your mom stopped talking your dad could use a girl like me
Hermione and Ginny walk around singing Draco's Dad* (which is a mead up song). Here are some of the words.
The song is to the tune of "Stacies Mom has got it Goin' on" by Fountains of Wayne.
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco can I come over durning summer break? (summer break)
If I can, I promise to bake you a cake (bake you a cake)
Did your dad get back from his death eater trip? (death eater trip)
Is he there, or did Voldemort forget to give him a tip? (give him a tip)
You know I'm not that little girl that I used to be
I'm almost an adult witch now baby can't you see?
That is some of the made up lyrics. razzberry2 yours had me in stitches.
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
But he's got long hair and that's kinda sad
Draco can't you see, your just not the guy for me
He's evil, just a tad
Ooh I'm in love with Draco's dad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco's dad is sexy when he's mad
Draco do you remember when I cleaned your house? (cleaned your house)
Your dad came out with a furry pink blouse (furry pink blouse)
I could tell he liked me from the way he smirked (way he smirked)
And the way he said "Where does that stupid elf lurk?" (stupid elf lurk)
And I know that you think it's all a tragedy
But since your mom stopped talking your dad could use a girl like me
Harry approaches Voldemort, wand at the ready. A terrific battle is being fought.
Voldemort falls to his knees and begins to cry. I mean really cry.. Snot pours from his tiny little nose. His red eyes are flowing with tears and his hands are clenched in fists. He opens his mouth and speaks to Harry.
"I'm just so bloody sad all the time! I haven't gotten my Prozac filled in like...three months" snorts and begins blubbering incoherantly about his "mum" and "bad dreams'.
Harry hears him cry: "I'm s-s-sorry Harry! I d-d-didn't m-m-mean to! My seritonin levels are all out of wack!"
Harry decides the best revenge is to get him medical treatment for his condition and now they play cards every saturday morning at the clinic where Voldemort lives.
Voldemort falls to his knees and begins to cry. I mean really cry.. Snot pours from his tiny little nose. His red eyes are flowing with tears and his hands are clenched in fists. He opens his mouth and speaks to Harry.
"I'm just so bloody sad all the time! I haven't gotten my Prozac filled in like...three months" snorts and begins blubbering incoherantly about his "mum" and "bad dreams'.
Harry hears him cry: "I'm s-s-sorry Harry! I d-d-didn't m-m-mean to! My seritonin levels are all out of wack!"
Harry decides the best revenge is to get him medical treatment for his condition and now they play cards every saturday morning at the clinic where Voldemort lives.
Oh Melissa!! (aka Snapelover) You described that senario so vividly! LMAO!! slythernlvr,
I'm a bit miffed I dont know the tune to the song you posted because I think the words are magnificent!! I would like to have herad them in my head how you meant them! Good job on replacing the lyrics
i have another one:
Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle walking through Hogwarts singing Ron's Sis (the lyrics below.)
To the tune of Stacey's Mom by Fountain of Wayne
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron can I come over after Class (after class)
We can hang out by the Lake (By the Lake)
Did your sis get back from Quidditch Practice (Quidditch Practice)
Or is she still trying to catch that snitch (catch that snitch)
You know she's not the little girl that she used to be
She has a crush here, right now, Ginny can't you see
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron, do you remember when I called you a king (called you a king)
Your sis came over on her broom stick (On her broom stick)
I could tell she liked me by the way she looked straight at me (Straight at me)
And the way she said, I caught the snitch (caught the snitch)
I know you just might think it's a fantasy
But since she has no friends she can use a guy like me
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
Draco, Crabbe, and Goyle walking through Hogwarts singing Ron's Sis (the lyrics below.)
To the tune of Stacey's Mom by Fountain of Wayne
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron can I come over after Class (after class)
We can hang out by the Lake (By the Lake)
Did your sis get back from Quidditch Practice (Quidditch Practice)
Or is she still trying to catch that snitch (catch that snitch)
You know she's not the little girl that she used to be
She has a crush here, right now, Ginny can't you see
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
Ron's sis has got it goin on
Ron, do you remember when I called you a king (called you a king)
Your sis came over on her broom stick (On her broom stick)
I could tell she liked me by the way she looked straight at me (Straight at me)
And the way she said, I caught the snitch (caught the snitch)
I know you just might think it's a fantasy
But since she has no friends she can use a guy like me
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
Ron's sis has got it goin' on
She's all I ever want and I've waited for so long
Ron can't you see she is really lonely
I know it might be wrong but I'm in LOVE with Ron's sis
i came back from mexico(well,three weeks ago)!
i got one:draco malfoy doing the 1,2 step [intro]
Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
This is a harry potter(harry potter)production
pansy(pansy)
The prince is here,
(he's here) draco this beat is
[Verse 1]
Automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh,
Work my body so melodic,
This beat flows right through my chest,
Everybody ma and pappi came to party,
Grab somebody, work your body, work your body,
Let me see you 1,2 step
[Hook]
Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
Wake the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya'll)
1,2 step,
(I love it when ya'll)
1,2 step
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on,
This beat is
[Verse 2]
Outrageous so contagious make you crave it,
(harry made it)
So retarded, top charted,
Ever since the day I started,
Strut my stuff,
And yes I flaunt it,
Goodies make the girls jump on it
(Jump on it),
No I can't control myself,
Now let me do my 1,2 step
[Hook]
(We goin'to step it like this. Oooohwee)
[Bridge]
It don't matter to me,
We can dance slow
(Ladies and gentlemen),
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies will go
(I like this ah),
So swing it over here,
Mr. DJ,
(Hey,Hey),
And we will, we will rock you up
It don't matter to me,
We can dance slow
(Dance slow yeah),
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies will go,
So swing it over here,
Mr. DJ,
(Ladies and gentlemen),
And we will, we will rock you,
Lets shake
[pansy]
I shake it like jello,
And make the boys say hello,
Cause they know im rockin' the beat
(Rocking the beat),
I know you heard about a lot of great MC's,
But they ain't got nothing on me (nothing on me),
Because im 5 foot 2,
I wanna dance with you,
And im sophisticated fun,
I eat filet mignon,
And I'm nice and young,
Best believe im number one
(Whoa)
i tried my best
i got one:draco malfoy doing the 1,2 step [intro]
Ladies and gentlemen (Ladies and gentlemen)
This is a harry potter(harry potter)production
pansy(pansy)
The prince is here,
(he's here) draco this beat is
[Verse 1]
Automatic supersonic hypnotic funky fresh,
Work my body so melodic,
This beat flows right through my chest,
Everybody ma and pappi came to party,
Grab somebody, work your body, work your body,
Let me see you 1,2 step
[Hook]
Rock it, don't stop it,
Everybody get on the floor,
Wake the party up,
We about to get it on,
(Let me see ya'll)
1,2 step,
(I love it when ya'll)
1,2 step
(Everybody)
1,2 step,
We about to get it on,
This beat is
[Verse 2]
Outrageous so contagious make you crave it,
(harry made it)
So retarded, top charted,
Ever since the day I started,
Strut my stuff,
And yes I flaunt it,
Goodies make the girls jump on it
(Jump on it),
No I can't control myself,
Now let me do my 1,2 step
[Hook]
(We goin'to step it like this. Oooohwee)
[Bridge]
It don't matter to me,
We can dance slow
(Ladies and gentlemen),
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies will go
(I like this ah),
So swing it over here,
Mr. DJ,
(Hey,Hey),
And we will, we will rock you up
It don't matter to me,
We can dance slow
(Dance slow yeah),
Whichever way the beats drop,
Our bodies will go,
So swing it over here,
Mr. DJ,
(Ladies and gentlemen),
And we will, we will rock you,
Lets shake
[pansy]
I shake it like jello,
And make the boys say hello,
Cause they know im rockin' the beat
(Rocking the beat),
I know you heard about a lot of great MC's,
But they ain't got nothing on me (nothing on me),
Because im 5 foot 2,
I wanna dance with you,
And im sophisticated fun,
I eat filet mignon,
And I'm nice and young,
Best believe im number one
(Whoa)
i tried my best
Hermione to Ron- " Ron, I've always loved you! Let's skip transfiguration and go take a walk by the lake!" 
Snape to Harry-" Harry, you're like a son to me and I've treated you so horribly. Will you forgive me so I can adopt you?"
Volemort to Harry-" I'm so sorry that I killed your family and ruined you life along with so many others. Will you become my most faithful servant?"
Harry to Voldy-" Of course I'll get over the fact that you killed my parents."
I know these aren't very funny, but at least I tried!
Snape to Harry-" Harry, you're like a son to me and I've treated you so horribly. Will you forgive me so I can adopt you?"
Volemort to Harry-" I'm so sorry that I killed your family and ruined you life along with so many others. Will you become my most faithful servant?"
Harry to Voldy-" Of course I'll get over the fact that you killed my parents."
I know these aren't very funny, but at least I tried!
you guys are really brilliant
ok, i will try....
Harry, Ron, Hermione sitting in the Great Hall, having breakfast. Snape is coming from the staff table.
Snape: Harry, m'boy!
Harry: Oh, no.....not again.
Snape: Good morning, Harry! And of course Miss Granger, Mr. Weasley! How are you?
Harry/Ron/Hermione: Er....fine, sir.
Snape:Oh, dont be ridiculous, call me Severus! But Harry, can i have a word with you?
Harry: Yes...have i done something wrong?
Snape: Oh, dont be silly, of course you havent. I just wondered if you would like to join my club?
Harry/Ron/Hermione: Your what?
Snape: My club. Snake club.
Harry: Er....
ok, not that good
ok, i will try....
Harry, Ron, Hermione sitting in the Great Hall, having breakfast. Snape is coming from the staff table.
Snape: Harry, m'boy!
Harry: Oh, no.....not again.
Snape: Good morning, Harry! And of course Miss Granger, Mr. Weasley! How are you?
Harry/Ron/Hermione: Er....fine, sir.
Snape:Oh, dont be ridiculous, call me Severus! But Harry, can i have a word with you?
Harry: Yes...have i done something wrong?
Snape: Oh, dont be silly, of course you havent. I just wondered if you would like to join my club?
Harry/Ron/Hermione: Your what?
Snape: My club. Snake club.
Harry: Er....
ok, not that good
Ahahaha! These are so great! I read through all of them and now I feel as if my lungs are going to burst. *contented sigh* This is brilliant. Anyway, I thought I'd take a crack, but don't expect too much.
Voldemort: You know, this whole "evil overlord" thing just isn't really working out for me. I think I should quit while I'm ahead.
Hermione: No, I have no idea what the answer to that question is and frankly, I couldn't care less.
Lupin: Boy, life sure is great!
Ah, that's it. All I can say is - I tried! XD
Voldemort: You know, this whole "evil overlord" thing just isn't really working out for me. I think I should quit while I'm ahead.
Hermione: No, I have no idea what the answer to that question is and frankly, I couldn't care less.
Lupin: Boy, life sure is great!
Ah, that's it. All I can say is - I tried! XD
Ron to harry: Have you seen how hot Pansy Parkinson has looked lately?
Malfoy to Snape: God, do you EVER wash your hair?
Malfoy to Snape: God, do you EVER wash your hair?
*Hermoine stands up*
Harry: Hey where are you going?
Ron: Probably the library right?
Hermoine: No I have to go consult some tea leaves with Terlawney.
Hehe bad? Ugh yeah.
Harry: Hey where are you going?
Ron: Probably the library right?
Hermoine: No I have to go consult some tea leaves with Terlawney.
Hehe bad? Ugh yeah.
Ok here goes!
Harry to voldemort- "I think what you did to my life is so inspiring!"
Draco to Neville- "Can you tutor me?"
Draco to Hermione- "Will you go out with me?"
Hermione to Ron and Harry- "Bye guys. I'm switching to Slytherin. Draco and I are going out."
Front Page of the Daily Prophet:
Dark Lord Defeated By Peter Petigrew!!!!!
Front Page of the Daily Prophet:
New Dark Lord, "Lord Petigrew"
New head boy and girl: Gregory Goyle and Vincent Crabbe
Lavender to Harry- "Harry, I only went out with you so I could get closer to you. So will you go out with me?"
Voldemort sings=
"Perfect" By Simple Plan
Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Hope you liked it!
Harry to voldemort- "I think what you did to my life is so inspiring!"
Draco to Neville- "Can you tutor me?"
Draco to Hermione- "Will you go out with me?"
Hermione to Ron and Harry- "Bye guys. I'm switching to Slytherin. Draco and I are going out."
Front Page of the Daily Prophet:
Dark Lord Defeated By Peter Petigrew!!!!!
Front Page of the Daily Prophet:
New Dark Lord, "Lord Petigrew"
New head boy and girl: Gregory Goyle and Vincent Crabbe
Lavender to Harry- "Harry, I only went out with you so I could get closer to you. So will you go out with me?"
Voldemort sings=
"Perfect" By Simple Plan
Hey dad look at me
Think back and talk to me
Did I grow up according to plan?
And do you think I'm wasting my time doing things I wanna do?
But it hurts when you disapprove all along
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't pretend that
I'm alright
And you can't change me
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
I try not to think
About the pain I feel inside
Did you know you used to be my hero?
All the days you spent with me
Now seem so far away
And it feels like you don't care anymore
And now I try hard to make it
I just want to make you proud
I'm never gonna be good enough for you
I can't stand another fight
And nothing's alright
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Nothing's gonna change the things that you said
Nothing's gonna make this right again
Please don't turn your back
I can't believe it's hard
Just to talk to you
But you don't understand
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
'Cuz we lost it all
Nothing lasts forever
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Now it's just too late and
We can't go back
I'm sorry
I can't be perfect
Hope you liked it!
HAHAHAHA
Harry to Mertal- I would like to take up that offer you gave me for sharing your bathroom.
Snape to Dumbledore- Oh what is your secret to keeping your hair so silky soft and clean? Mine just nots easily and its impossible to keep it from looking greasy!
Voldemort to the whole of the wizarding world- I didnt mean to try and take over the world and kill so many at the time. I was just a poor lonely unloved boy seeking attention and I lost control oops! What would mummy and daddy say if they could see me know?
Draco to all the weaslys harry nevil and hermione- guys sorry for giving you a hard time let me buy you all a butterbeer. ..Friends???
Voldemort to his death eaters- I never really liked there dark arts infact did I ever tell you I was a straight A student in heboligy i might even give the muggle gardener Alan tichmarsh a run for his money oh darn it i for got to get more mandrakes!
Voldemort to DE again- Im thinking of a career change who's with me? hey retirement sounds even better Ive always loved to live in a peaceful cottage....you know just to get away from all the hubbub and distruction I have cause. Im a sorry excuse for a wizard. Why didnt anyone stop me?
Harry to Dumbledore- I thought scars fade within time? Mines had over 14years!!!
Voldemort to harry - How about we call it a day im not the young hip guy i used to be! oh and im sorry about your mum errr dad errr Cedric....Sirius oh yea and errr whats his face ....Dumbledore yea abit of a bummer but thats life haha oh and sorry about the scar too. Gosh the lengths I went to to make your life as bad as possible no wonder you want me dead.
Snape to Draco-(sings) Dont you want me draco? Dont you want me ohhhhhhohhhhhh.
Harry to Mertal- I would like to take up that offer you gave me for sharing your bathroom.
Snape to Dumbledore- Oh what is your secret to keeping your hair so silky soft and clean? Mine just nots easily and its impossible to keep it from looking greasy!
Voldemort to the whole of the wizarding world- I didnt mean to try and take over the world and kill so many at the time. I was just a poor lonely unloved boy seeking attention and I lost control oops! What would mummy and daddy say if they could see me know?
Draco to all the weaslys harry nevil and hermione- guys sorry for giving you a hard time let me buy you all a butterbeer. ..Friends???
Voldemort to his death eaters- I never really liked there dark arts infact did I ever tell you I was a straight A student in heboligy i might even give the muggle gardener Alan tichmarsh a run for his money oh darn it i for got to get more mandrakes!
Voldemort to DE again- Im thinking of a career change who's with me? hey retirement sounds even better Ive always loved to live in a peaceful cottage....you know just to get away from all the hubbub and distruction I have cause. Im a sorry excuse for a wizard. Why didnt anyone stop me?
Harry to Dumbledore- I thought scars fade within time? Mines had over 14years!!!
Voldemort to harry - How about we call it a day im not the young hip guy i used to be! oh and im sorry about your mum errr dad errr Cedric....Sirius oh yea and errr whats his face ....Dumbledore yea abit of a bummer but thats life haha oh and sorry about the scar too. Gosh the lengths I went to to make your life as bad as possible no wonder you want me dead.
Snape to Draco-(sings) Dont you want me draco? Dont you want me ohhhhhhohhhhhh.
Ok people......
Harry walking into Snape's room,"Severus,it time to STUDY."
Snape-"Not now."
Harry looked around the room and spotted Hermione was hiding in Snape's closet.
Harry-"Hermione,how could you?"
Hermione-"Sorry mate,but I took your dream."Smiles evily and looks at Snape who's putting on a pink 'It's Happy Bunny' bathrobe.
Snape-"I'm sorry Harry,but go 'STUDY' with Crabbe."
Harry walks away sadly."sniff-sniff."
Hope you like!
Harry walking into Snape's room,"Severus,it time to STUDY."
Snape-"Not now."
Harry looked around the room and spotted Hermione was hiding in Snape's closet.
Harry-"Hermione,how could you?"
Hermione-"Sorry mate,but I took your dream."Smiles evily and looks at Snape who's putting on a pink 'It's Happy Bunny' bathrobe.
Snape-"I'm sorry Harry,but go 'STUDY' with Crabbe."
Harry walks away sadly."sniff-sniff."
Hope you like!
OMG miss know-it-all your avatar is so funny! Why did you get it from?
Um...Lucius working in a flourist 'Oh Tom just loves my begonias!'
DD: 'may i present Hogwarts first Beauty pagant winner: Draco Malfoy!'
Snape in an advert for shampoo advert for greasy hair: 'Use this or look like me.'
(greasy hair is very annoying)
Voldemort: 'Oh i just love my Sea Monkies...' (did any one ever have them?)
Um...Lucius working in a flourist 'Oh Tom just loves my begonias!'
DD: 'may i present Hogwarts first Beauty pagant winner: Draco Malfoy!'
Snape in an advert for shampoo advert for greasy hair: 'Use this or look like me.'
(greasy hair is very annoying)
Voldemort: 'Oh i just love my Sea Monkies...' (did any one ever have them?)
ygraine,i got it photobucket.com but you have to get a name,if you have a name,go to search and put 'potter puffs'.i forgot the page.
snape,fifty years old,in a stait-jacket,in the MAGIC KOOKOO SHACK FOR CRAZY WITCHES AN WIZERDS saying "Let all Harry Potter's hashbrowns burn!!MWAUUUHAAAHAAA!!!
snape,fifty years old,in a stait-jacket,in the MAGIC KOOKOO SHACK FOR CRAZY WITCHES AN WIZERDS saying "Let all Harry Potter's hashbrowns burn!!MWAUUUHAAAHAAA!!!
Hi miss know-it-all, could you please refrain from typing in all caps as it is considered shouting in cyberspace? Alternatively, you can use the bold/italics/underline tabs if you want to accentuate certain parts of your post.
The scene opens with Tom Riddle cautiously peeking into the dilapidated house of the Gaunts and then entering with a flourish saying "uncle are you here? I've just wakened from a bad dream where I thought I was taking over the world but now my head feels better and I've learned that no matter how far you go or how many people you think you've killed, there's no place like home. Now let me help you get this place cleaned up so we can have the neighbors over for tea."
Harry to Ron at the Burrow during the summmer of seventh book: Guess what? You won't believe the day Ive had! I slept for nearly half the day, moped around the house, felt sorry for myself, and accidentally pulled the doorknob off of our bedroom door because I was trying to slam it, so we cant get back in! And, you're sister's about to kill me for me having a gigantic hero complex! Isnt this great?!
I read the whole thread. It was awesome.
Professor McGonagall: Albus! What have you done!
Dumbledore: What? It's not a big deal.
Professor McGonagall: You've got...a Moehawk! And it's BLUE! And where's your beard?
Dumbledore: I wanted a change. It'll grow back...in about 50 years. 'Sides, my hair would get caught in the wheels everytime I went skateboarding, it was a total drag.
Neville (from his hiding place behind a suit of armor): Wingardium Leviosa!
All the females in range, as they clutch at their rising robes and skirts: Aaaaauuuugh!
Seamus (hiding with Neville): Dude! I wish I was good at charms! That was awesome!
Neville: Well, do your thing, man! Try it, maybe you can blast their knickers off!
(Both laugh silently and give each other the high five)
Dean: It's OK if Ginny goes with you, Harry, I'll get over it. Besides, she has a really funky smell, ever notice it? Sort of floral, smelled like dead marigolds. Got on my nerves big time.
Professor McGonagall: Albus! What have you done!
Dumbledore: What? It's not a big deal.
Professor McGonagall: You've got...a Moehawk! And it's BLUE! And where's your beard?
Dumbledore: I wanted a change. It'll grow back...in about 50 years. 'Sides, my hair would get caught in the wheels everytime I went skateboarding, it was a total drag.
Neville (from his hiding place behind a suit of armor): Wingardium Leviosa!
All the females in range, as they clutch at their rising robes and skirts: Aaaaauuuugh!
Seamus (hiding with Neville): Dude! I wish I was good at charms! That was awesome!
Neville: Well, do your thing, man! Try it, maybe you can blast their knickers off!
(Both laugh silently and give each other the high five)
Dean: It's OK if Ginny goes with you, Harry, I'll get over it. Besides, she has a really funky smell, ever notice it? Sort of floral, smelled like dead marigolds. Got on my nerves big time.
HAHHAHHAHAHAHA brilliant all of you!
-Hagrid: Harry dont ever listen to anyone when they say drink lots of milk because it good for your bones. I did exactly that and look what hapened to me?
-Harry: THere is only one way to settle this whole dispute between me and LV. I think I will join forces with the Death Eaters because im getting tired of the whole saving the world thing!
-Snape to Ginnny: I dont know who you think you are kidding Girlfriend! Its so obvious Harry soooo fancies me and not YOU! He dumpped you as soon as I ran off! He realised just how much I mean to him. So if you dont mind i would appreciate it if you kept your self to your self and let Harry and I be!*sticks his tongue out at Ginny and skips off*
-Hagrid: Harry dont ever listen to anyone when they say drink lots of milk because it good for your bones. I did exactly that and look what hapened to me?
-Harry: THere is only one way to settle this whole dispute between me and LV. I think I will join forces with the Death Eaters because im getting tired of the whole saving the world thing!
-Snape to Ginnny: I dont know who you think you are kidding Girlfriend! Its so obvious Harry soooo fancies me and not YOU! He dumpped you as soon as I ran off! He realised just how much I mean to him. So if you dont mind i would appreciate it if you kept your self to your self and let Harry and I be!*sticks his tongue out at Ginny and skips off*
Draco - "Come to the dark side, Hermione. We have cookies . . ."
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Oh Darcy DD with a blue Mohawk! lol!!
I'm rubbish at these things *sigh* but i'll try...
Snape doing a Morrisey impression, waving the flowers and everything!
'I would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stich to wear...This charming man!'
I'm rubbish at these things *sigh* but i'll try...
Snape doing a Morrisey impression, waving the flowers and everything!
'I would go out tonight, but i haven't got a stich to wear...This charming man!'
I love this topic!
Harry: (turns around, grenade launcher in hand) Say hello to my little friend! (fires grenade launcher)
Harry: (turns around, grenade launcher in hand) Say hello to my little friend! (fires grenade launcher)
*ferret scene in GoF*
moody's bouncing malfoy around, same as book
mcgonnagall comes up and says the whole "moody--is that a student?!" thing
moody says "yes, but its draco malfoy. may i carry on?"
mcgonnagall: "oh yes, please do"
that was a pitiful attempt. *hangs head* im sorry.
moody's bouncing malfoy around, same as book
mcgonnagall comes up and says the whole "moody--is that a student?!" thing
moody says "yes, but its draco malfoy. may i carry on?"
mcgonnagall: "oh yes, please do"
that was a pitiful attempt. *hangs head* im sorry.
OMG! I never bothered with this thread before, but now that I've read everything, I regret not coming to it sooner! This is soooo hilarious!
My Contributions:
In Divination class...
"Ooooo!" said Harry suddenly, making everyone start. "Ooooo, Professor Trelawney, I've just remembered! You saw her leaving, didn't you? Didn't you, professor? 'Around Easter, one of our number will leave us forever!' You said it ages ago, Professor!"
In Arithmancy class...
Professor Vector raised her eyes to Hermione's face. Lavender whispered something to Parvati, and they both glared at Hermione too. Professor Vector stood up, surveying Hermione with unmistakable anger.
"I am sorry to say that from the moment you have arrived in this class, my dear, it has been apparent that you do not have what the noble art of Arithmancy requires. Indeed, I don't remember ever meeting a student whose mind was so hopelessly mundane."
There was a moment's silence. Then--
"Fine!" said Hermione suddenly, getting up and cramming her Arithmancy book back into her bag. "Fine!" she repeated, swinging the bag over her shoulder and almost knocking Ron off his chair. "I give up! I'm leaving!"
The movie version...
"Arithmancy's stupid. Now, Divination, that's a fascinating subject!" - Hermione
... I don't recall how it actually goes, though. But it's somewhere along those lines.
My Contributions:
In Divination class...
"Ooooo!" said Harry suddenly, making everyone start. "Ooooo, Professor Trelawney, I've just remembered! You saw her leaving, didn't you? Didn't you, professor? 'Around Easter, one of our number will leave us forever!' You said it ages ago, Professor!"
In Arithmancy class...
Professor Vector raised her eyes to Hermione's face. Lavender whispered something to Parvati, and they both glared at Hermione too. Professor Vector stood up, surveying Hermione with unmistakable anger.
"I am sorry to say that from the moment you have arrived in this class, my dear, it has been apparent that you do not have what the noble art of Arithmancy requires. Indeed, I don't remember ever meeting a student whose mind was so hopelessly mundane."
There was a moment's silence. Then--
"Fine!" said Hermione suddenly, getting up and cramming her Arithmancy book back into her bag. "Fine!" she repeated, swinging the bag over her shoulder and almost knocking Ron off his chair. "I give up! I'm leaving!"
The movie version...
"Arithmancy's stupid. Now, Divination, that's a fascinating subject!" - Hermione
... I don't recall how it actually goes, though. But it's somewhere along those lines.
Oooh, this is funny! I like this! This may be pitiful, scary, and sickening, but let me try: (do not read if under the influence of medications; you may go mad, contract amnesia, or be unable to lift objects over 1/8 of your weight for the rest of your life. Talk to your doctor before reading. Side effects may include dizziness, drowsiness, illigitimacy, giddiness, hysteria, or a sudden craving to see Snape in a tutu.)
Snape: "Might I remind you, we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter."
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "Yes, sir."
Harry: "There's no need to call me sir, Professor."
Snape: "Oh, sorry, my mistake. Yes, Mr. Potter."
Harry: "No, that won't do either. I like 'Yes, Master.'"
Snape: *sigh* "All right. Yes, Master."
Harry: "Very good. Now, today in DADA, we will be having an exploding snap--no wait, exploding SNAPE--contest..."
Tonks: "See?!?!? Bill's been bitten, and Fleur still wants to marry him!"
Lupin: "What are you playing at?"
Tonks: "Remus...but...I love you!"
Lupin: "What?!?!?!? Since when?"
Lucius: "Harry, I just wanted to thank you for putting the sock in that diary."
Harry: "What?"
Lucius: "Yeah, thanks. I really wanted to free Dobby in private for ages..." (looks like he's about to cry) "If I did it in public, everyone would think I'm such a softy!"
Harry: "No, Mr. Malfoy, don't think that way. Think BIG. Think TOUGH."
Lucius: (draws up to full height) "Yeah...BIG and TOUGH." (hugs Harry and hands him a sack of galleons) "For your trouble...you would be a good guidance counselor."
Mrs. Weasley: "HA! U-No-Poo! This is really funny, Fred and George!"
Fred: "WHAT?!?!?"
George: "Who the heck put that obscenity up there?"
Lame, I know...*sniff* Sorry...I'll try to do better another time.
Snape: "Might I remind you, we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter."
Harry: "Yes."
Snape: "Yes, sir."
Harry: "There's no need to call me sir, Professor."
Snape: "Oh, sorry, my mistake. Yes, Mr. Potter."
Harry: "No, that won't do either. I like 'Yes, Master.'"
Snape: *sigh* "All right. Yes, Master."
Harry: "Very good. Now, today in DADA, we will be having an exploding snap--no wait, exploding SNAPE--contest..."
Tonks: "See?!?!? Bill's been bitten, and Fleur still wants to marry him!"
Lupin: "What are you playing at?"
Tonks: "Remus...but...I love you!"
Lupin: "What?!?!?!? Since when?"
Lucius: "Harry, I just wanted to thank you for putting the sock in that diary."
Harry: "What?"
Lucius: "Yeah, thanks. I really wanted to free Dobby in private for ages..." (looks like he's about to cry) "If I did it in public, everyone would think I'm such a softy!"
Harry: "No, Mr. Malfoy, don't think that way. Think BIG. Think TOUGH."
Lucius: (draws up to full height) "Yeah...BIG and TOUGH." (hugs Harry and hands him a sack of galleons) "For your trouble...you would be a good guidance counselor."
Mrs. Weasley: "HA! U-No-Poo! This is really funny, Fred and George!"
Fred: "WHAT?!?!?"
George: "Who the heck put that obscenity up there?"
Lame, I know...*sniff* Sorry...I'll try to do better another time.
Heh-heh. Remus and Tonks is my OTP, but anyway, here goes something:
"Remus! You're too old, too poor and too dangerous!" - Tonks
"I've told you a million times already, Tonks! I don't care!" - Remus
Uhh, that was crap. I just interchanged their lines. Pathetic.
"Remus! You're too old, too poor and too dangerous!" - Tonks
"I've told you a million times already, Tonks! I don't care!" - Remus
Uhh, that was crap. I just interchanged their lines. Pathetic.
No, Tonksified, I liked that!
I just thought of a good one!
Voldy: "Come to the Dark Side, Harry."
Harry: "Never! You killed my father!"
Voldy: "No, Harry...I AM your father."
Harry: "NOOOOOOO!!!"
And a friend of mine asked me to put this one here:
SpongeBob: "Oooh, pretty wand!"
Snape: "No! Don't touch that; you're clumsy and it's dangerous!"
SpongeBob: (making puppy eyes) "But...but...pleeeeease?"
Snape: "Oh, very well then. But just one spell."
SpongeBob: "FlibbertigibbityBOOM!"
Snape: "What?!?! What do you think you're doing!"
(world is destroyed. everyone dies happily ever after)
Happy Christmas. Although it's not.
weird...
I just thought of a good one!
Voldy: "Come to the Dark Side, Harry."
Harry: "Never! You killed my father!"
Voldy: "No, Harry...I AM your father."
Harry: "NOOOOOOO!!!"
And a friend of mine asked me to put this one here:
SpongeBob: "Oooh, pretty wand!"
Snape: "No! Don't touch that; you're clumsy and it's dangerous!"
SpongeBob: (making puppy eyes) "But...but...pleeeeease?"
Snape: "Oh, very well then. But just one spell."
SpongeBob: "FlibbertigibbityBOOM!"
Snape: "What?!?! What do you think you're doing!"
(world is destroyed. everyone dies happily ever after)
Happy Christmas. Although it's not.
weird...
haha...funny ones guys,
heres one of my own:
Snape [on Santa Clause's lap]: And I want a pony, and a toy firetruck...
Voldemort [to Dumbledore]: Oooh, lookin' pretty snazzy tonight, eh?
heh, I suck
_daviD
heres one of my own:
Snape [on Santa Clause's lap]: And I want a pony, and a toy firetruck...
Voldemort [to Dumbledore]: Oooh, lookin' pretty snazzy tonight, eh?
heh, I suck
_daviD
| QUOTE |
| Snape [on Santa Clause's lap]: And I want a pony, and a toy firetruck... |
Haha, nice one, Felix. That had me laughing for quite a while...
Okay...I guess I'll take a stab at one of these:
Mad-Eye Moody : Hmm, anyone know who's drink this is? [points at half-finished firewhiskey sitting at the barroom table] . Well, I guess I'll just help myself...
haha, cool thread. I have one here, it's lame...
Snape: Knock, knock!
Moody: Who's there?
Snape: Prince William.
Moody: (walks towards the door and flungs it open) Prince William? where?
Snape: you should have said Prince William who!!! and you don't open the door!!!
Moody: i ask whos there and you answered Prince William? why didn't you said it was you standing outside?
Snape: don't you have a magical eye? can't you see through wooden doors?
Moody: oh yeah...I forgot.
well, it's not funny, i bet it's lame.
Snape: Knock, knock!
Moody: Who's there?
Snape: Prince William.
Moody: (walks towards the door and flungs it open) Prince William? where?
Snape: you should have said Prince William who!!! and you don't open the door!!!
Moody: i ask whos there and you answered Prince William? why didn't you said it was you standing outside?
Snape: don't you have a magical eye? can't you see through wooden doors?
Moody: oh yeah...I forgot.
well, it's not funny, i bet it's lame.
Ha! I loved that!
Hermione: Hi, guys!
Draco: Hi, Hermione!
Dumbledore: Yes, Granger? What is it now?
Hermione: Look at what I can do! (does a complicated little spell)
Draco: Wow! Nice one!
Dumbledore: Not bad, not bad for an ignorant mudblood.
Draco: Don't you DARE use that term in front of me!
Sorry...another lame one, I know. Oh, wait, here's one!
Ron: Happy Christmas, Hermione!
Hermione: Happy Christmas, Ron.
Ron: Hey, I got you a present.
Hermione: Ooooh, Ice Mice, my favorite! But what's this added note?
Ron: I wrote that as a forwarning before you eat it.
Hermione: (reading off the note) 'Do not eat if you are under the age of 4...keep away from babies...plastic wrapping is not edible...plate which mice are displayed on not included and is only a serving suggestion...best if consumed before consumer's death...Wicked Sweet Treats Co. is not responsible for improper consumption and/or violations of written warranty...Ron, what the heck did you do this for?
Ron: Well, uh, I didn't want you to sue me.
The ending was lame, I know. But still...
Hermione: Hi, guys!
Draco: Hi, Hermione!
Dumbledore: Yes, Granger? What is it now?
Hermione: Look at what I can do! (does a complicated little spell)
Draco: Wow! Nice one!
Dumbledore: Not bad, not bad for an ignorant mudblood.
Draco: Don't you DARE use that term in front of me!
Sorry...another lame one, I know. Oh, wait, here's one!
Ron: Happy Christmas, Hermione!
Hermione: Happy Christmas, Ron.
Ron: Hey, I got you a present.
Hermione: Ooooh, Ice Mice, my favorite! But what's this added note?
Ron: I wrote that as a forwarning before you eat it.
Hermione: (reading off the note) 'Do not eat if you are under the age of 4...keep away from babies...plastic wrapping is not edible...plate which mice are displayed on not included and is only a serving suggestion...best if consumed before consumer's death...Wicked Sweet Treats Co. is not responsible for improper consumption and/or violations of written warranty...Ron, what the heck did you do this for?
Ron: Well, uh, I didn't want you to sue me.
The ending was lame, I know. But still...
ok. I will give this a try:
Snape (to Harry): Nobody gets too much Harry no more...
Voldemort (to Harry): Here you are, owner of my heart,
just the way that love should be.
And there's something I must say to you,
if you promise to believe
that it's you I'm living for
and I could not love you more.
Harry (to Voldemort): Love me
Ron (to Hermione): More than a woman...you are more than a woman to me...
Malfoy: Boys do fall in love
I know...too much Bee Gees (can that happen? ).
I will try to think of more
edit you are really close. it is
Tragedy.
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
it's tragedy.
When the morning cries and you don't know why
it's hard to bear.
With no-one to love you
you're going nowhere.
Snape (to Harry): Nobody gets too much Harry no more...
Voldemort (to Harry): Here you are, owner of my heart,
just the way that love should be.
And there's something I must say to you,
if you promise to believe
that it's you I'm living for
and I could not love you more.
Harry (to Voldemort): Love me
Ron (to Hermione): More than a woman...you are more than a woman to me...
Malfoy: Boys do fall in love
I know...too much Bee Gees (can that happen?
).I will try to think of more
edit you are really close. it is
Tragedy.
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
it's tragedy.
When the morning cries and you don't know why
it's hard to bear.
With no-one to love you
you're going nowhere.
he he I love the BeeGees!
Scene: Dementor is about to perform kiss on Barty Crouch Jr.
Dementor: *grabs mic* Tragedy!
When you lose control and you have no soul it's tragedy!
When the morning flies and you don't know why
it's hard to live,
with no one to love you
you're going away!
I may have messed up some words...sorry.
Scene: Dementor is about to perform kiss on Barty Crouch Jr.
Dementor: *grabs mic* Tragedy!
When you lose control and you have no soul it's tragedy!
When the morning flies and you don't know why
it's hard to live,
with no one to love you
you're going away!
I may have messed up some words...sorry.
| QUOTE (padfootchick14 @ Oct 25 2005, 04:03 PM) |
| he he I love the BeeGees! Scene: Dementor is about to perform kiss on Barty Crouch Jr. Dementor: *grabs mic* Tragedy! When you lose control and you have no soul it's tragedy! When the morning flies and you don't know why it's hard to live, with no one to love you you're going away! I may have messed up some words...sorry. |
you are really close. it is
Tragedy.
When the feeling's gone and you can't go on
it's tragedy.
When the morning cries and you don't know why
it's hard to bear.
With no-one to love you
you're going nowhere.
oh okay. hey, but isn't there a part about having no soul? because that's what makes the dementor thing funny.
sorry. that is the next verse.
Tragedy.
When you lose control and you got no soul
it's tragedy.
When the morning cries and you don't know why
it's hard to bear.
With no-one beside you
you're going nowhere.
one more...
Snape (to Sirius):
I never thought I'd miss you so much.
I never thought I'd miss you enough.
To try and find a way back to you
is somethin' that I never thought I would do.
With every little word that you say
you brighten up the darkest of days.
First time that your eyes met mine
I knew it was my time.
Every little smile that you give
is givin' me a reason to live.
All I ever really wanted to do
is give my heart and soul to you.
But I don't wanna wait forever.
Can't wait no more (no more).
And I swear I've never felt this way before (never felt this way).
Gonna make it last forever (forever),
boy, that's for sure (for sure).
I long for your tender touch.
Tell me, am I, am I asking too much?
You sit and watch the rising of the sun,
thinkin' about things that we have done.
Think about being alone
with the only true love I've ever known.
Sweet nothings that you whisper to me,
the way you touch me so tenderly.
The brightest star in the sky bears your name.
My only wish is to hold you.
But I don't wanna wait forever.
Can't wait no more.
And I swear I've never felt this way before.
Gonna make it last forever,
boy, that's for sure.
I long for your tender touch.
Tell me, am I, am I askig too much?tell me...
Yeah, Am I asking too much?
Aah, Am I asking too much?
Padfootchick, that is neat and witty. I really like the connection.
MOD EDIT: I have merged all of your posts..please see post below
Tragedy.
When you lose control and you got no soul
it's tragedy.
When the morning cries and you don't know why
it's hard to bear.
With no-one beside you
you're going nowhere.
one more...
Snape (to Sirius):
I never thought I'd miss you so much.
I never thought I'd miss you enough.
To try and find a way back to you
is somethin' that I never thought I would do.
With every little word that you say
you brighten up the darkest of days.
First time that your eyes met mine
I knew it was my time.
Every little smile that you give
is givin' me a reason to live.
All I ever really wanted to do
is give my heart and soul to you.
But I don't wanna wait forever.
Can't wait no more (no more).
And I swear I've never felt this way before (never felt this way).
Gonna make it last forever (forever),
boy, that's for sure (for sure).
I long for your tender touch.
Tell me, am I, am I asking too much?
You sit and watch the rising of the sun,
thinkin' about things that we have done.
Think about being alone
with the only true love I've ever known.
Sweet nothings that you whisper to me,
the way you touch me so tenderly.
The brightest star in the sky bears your name.
My only wish is to hold you.
But I don't wanna wait forever.
Can't wait no more.
And I swear I've never felt this way before.
Gonna make it last forever,
boy, that's for sure.
I long for your tender touch.
Tell me, am I, am I askig too much?tell me...
Yeah, Am I asking too much?
Aah, Am I asking too much?
Padfootchick, that is neat and witty. I really like the connection.
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I have one here...well, it's quite lame too.
Harry: Hermione, why is Ron holding Pigwidgeon next to his ear?
Hermione: Oh, him? He's trying to hear what's going on in Pig's mind.
Harry: What? Are you kidding?
Hermione: No, I'm not. I'm going to try to hold Crookshanks next to my ear to hear what's in his mind too.
And this...
Snape(to class): I have a special lesson for you all next week.
Seamus: What's it, sir?
Snape: Oh, it's going to be a suprise.
Dean: But, sir, won't you tell us a bit of the very special thingy?
Ron: Yeah, sir, tell us, please?
Snape: Oh, well okay. You all have to bring a pair of dancing shoes. And, of course, a tutu. Those who do not have one, I can lend you, for I have hundreds in a box in my office. And, by the way, you all can dress up as a fairy too. I love those fairies.
Hermione: What??? *daze*
Harry: A tutu??? Dancing shoes??? Fairies???
Snape: Well, yeah! Don't you know I got the first place for best dance in the last dancing competition? I did get a Order of Merlin for Dance of The Year! Come on! Didn't anyone tell you all? And, I love FAIRIES!
(Long pause)
Snape: My nickname is Snivelly The Superb Slippery Dancer...
Well...I think it's too long...it's a bit funny
Harry: Hermione, why is Ron holding Pigwidgeon next to his ear?
Hermione: Oh, him? He's trying to hear what's going on in Pig's mind.
Harry: What? Are you kidding?
Hermione: No, I'm not. I'm going to try to hold Crookshanks next to my ear to hear what's in his mind too.
And this...
Snape(to class): I have a special lesson for you all next week.
Seamus: What's it, sir?
Snape: Oh, it's going to be a suprise.
Dean: But, sir, won't you tell us a bit of the very special thingy?
Ron: Yeah, sir, tell us, please?
Snape: Oh, well okay. You all have to bring a pair of dancing shoes. And, of course, a tutu. Those who do not have one, I can lend you, for I have hundreds in a box in my office. And, by the way, you all can dress up as a fairy too. I love those fairies.
Hermione: What??? *daze*
Harry: A tutu??? Dancing shoes??? Fairies???
Snape: Well, yeah! Don't you know I got the first place for best dance in the last dancing competition? I did get a Order of Merlin for Dance of The Year! Come on! Didn't anyone tell you all? And, I love FAIRIES!
(Long pause)
Snape: My nickname is Snivelly The Superb Slippery Dancer...
Well...I think it's too long...it's a bit funny
Lol, Mayi, I love his nickname!
Okay..and here's something that I finally thought of. Other than what's in the first few pages.. Don't know if these have already been said since I'm not the type of person who has the patience to go through each and every page and memeorize who's said what..
Draco and Hermione bump into each other while going into Snape's class
Draco~Oops, sorry Hermione. Are you okay, did I hurt you or anything?!
Hermione~No, Draco, of course, you could never hurt me..
Snape has seen the bump
Snape~What?! Malfoy, get away from my little prized student here! How dare you bump into her and not have enough sense to be begging at her feet? You're not fit to wipe the slime off her goody-goddy shoes. spits at Draco's feet
(Lame, I know )
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Ron~Hey Sybill, what's cookin'? ( 
)
Trelawney~Excuse me, Mr.Weasley?
Ron~You heard me. You're the greatest seer that has been my pleasure to have met. I need to know what's cookin' up there in your mind.. Ron looks behind her and in that hot room. Now, when am I going to die, I just love hearing you tell me!
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*before HBP*
Voldemort bursts into Snape's office
Dumbledore~Why Tom! What are you doing here?
Voldemort~Professor, h-hide me! T-t-the dark objects..they're coming to get me! They k-keep wearing cloaks and-and bowing before me. I don't know what to do! They're scaring me Professor. I don't know what to do!
Dumbledore smirks to himself
Yeah..I don't get that one either..I just thought it funny for something Voldemort to say..
Okay..and here's something that I finally thought of. Other than what's in the first few pages.. Don't know if these have already been said since I'm not the type of person who has the patience to go through each and every page and memeorize who's said what..
Draco and Hermione bump into each other while going into Snape's class
Draco~Oops, sorry Hermione. Are you okay, did I hurt you or anything?!
Hermione~No, Draco, of course, you could never hurt me..
Snape has seen the bump
Snape~What?! Malfoy, get away from my little prized student here! How dare you bump into her and not have enough sense to be begging at her feet? You're not fit to wipe the slime off her goody-goddy shoes. spits at Draco's feet
(Lame, I know
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Ron~Hey Sybill, what's cookin'? (
)Trelawney~Excuse me, Mr.Weasley?
Ron~You heard me. You're the greatest seer that has been my pleasure to have met. I need to know what's cookin' up there in your mind.. Ron looks behind her and in that hot room. Now, when am I going to die, I just love hearing you tell me!
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*before HBP*
Voldemort bursts into Snape's office
Dumbledore~Why Tom! What are you doing here?
Voldemort~Professor, h-hide me! T-t-the dark objects..they're coming to get me! They k-keep wearing cloaks and-and bowing before me. I don't know what to do! They're scaring me Professor. I don't know what to do!
Dumbledore smirks to himself
Yeah..I don't get that one either..I just thought it funny for something Voldemort to say..
This looks like bunches of fun! (bunches? what the.....)
"No, no, no, NO! Its step right, left, right right, spin, twirl and hop! NOT right, left, right, left, twirl, hop, spin!! Are any of you taking this seriously at all? Because I dont see 5 sugar plum fairies, I see 5 murders who dont know their moves and dont seem to care! thats right, I went there!"
{Voldemort to Death Eaters}
thats all I got for now....
[I]cheese puff?
"No, no, no, NO! Its step right, left, right right, spin, twirl and hop! NOT right, left, right, left, twirl, hop, spin!! Are any of you taking this seriously at all? Because I dont see 5 sugar plum fairies, I see 5 murders who dont know their moves and dont seem to care! thats right, I went there!"
{Voldemort to Death Eaters}
thats all I got for now....
[I]cheese puff?
Oooh, I loved yours, Hermione_Resilda and El cheeser puff. Very funny!
Here...I couldn't think of anymore!
Dumbledore: Anything I can help you with, Harry?
Harry: Yes, sir. I was just wondering who I should tell this piece of interesting news to.
Dumbledore: I'll be very delighted to hear what you're about to say.
Harry: Sir, I just heard Snape muttering in his sleep. He said: "Don't leave me, honey! I need you! Please don't go away! Come back to me please, Dobby, honey..."
Ok, that's a poor job...
Here...I couldn't think of anymore!
Dumbledore: Anything I can help you with, Harry?
Harry: Yes, sir. I was just wondering who I should tell this piece of interesting news to.
Dumbledore: I'll be very delighted to hear what you're about to say.
Harry: Sir, I just heard Snape muttering in his sleep. He said: "Don't leave me, honey! I need you! Please don't go away! Come back to me please, Dobby, honey..."
Ok, that's a poor job...
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