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Draco's in the doghouse in the next couple of chapters but this is NOT the end so don't worry.
Without further adue:
Problematic Pumpkins
It was nearing mid afternoon when Hermione finally extracted herself from her dormitory. She’d busied herself with a hot shower washing away the lingering fear from the task. Then she’d spent an entire half an hour at her closet pacing back and forth with too much on her mind.
To and fro she went, wrapped in her towel deciding on what to wear, and every time she passed her bed she averted her eyes from her pillow. This as she was well aware, was where her diary hid.
Hermione almost desperately wanted to spill her guts to her diary, but she knew the response would prove her a two-timing, selfish witch.
She did her utmost to rationalize why the diary could never understand her predicament, It is after all only a diary. It has no gender, or emotions, merely pages bound in a leather cover. It’s not capable of love or hate. It could never help, it’s advice is shallow. If only the diary could feel what I feel and then it’d be as lost as I am.
Finally she’d managed to pick out an outfit, a plain chocolate brown button up sweater with a green beaded camisole peeking out underneath, matched with a light blue pair of slouch flare jeans with buttons on the rear.
She didn’t look particularly good, without Lavender’s guidance, and because her hands were shaky her French braid pigtails were sloppy. But her appearance was the last thing on her mind.
When she’d walked through the common room she’d found it mostly empty, but the few Gryffindors there did pat her on the back joyously as she passed. Eventually she made her way down the muggle stairs of Hogwarts toward the bottom, but the homey smell of pumpkin stopped her in her tracks.
Inhaling deeply Hermione was reminded of her house around the Holidays and how even late into the night the scent of baked goods remained. Intrigued and with an urge to bake something Hermione headed toward the kitchens hoping to whip up a sugary remedy.
The enormous room of stoves and ovens and massive cupboards was empty. One sole oven emitted the delicious scents. Inside was a pumpkin pie, alone in the bleary heat. No one was around to claim responsibility for the pie but Hermione saw the bowl of mix and the rolling pin left array on a countertop.
Inspired to bake up a treat of her own Hermione gathered her necessary supplies and set off to work. Hermione’s grandmother loved making toffee. Hermione had begged time and time again to learn how to make it on her visits when she was little. Finally when she was twelve, and when her parents had dropped her off to be babysat her grandmother taught her how.
Having dentists for parents took a toll on Hermione’s candy intake. But her parents could never say no to a batch of toffee. Her mother would eat a piece and groan that she was a terrible hypocrite to her patients, but it only made Hermione laugh.
She began by stirring pan of sugar and butter until it thickened into a caramel substance like where then she added vanilla extract. Then while the mix was still hot she poured it onto a pan and did her best with a spatula to spread it all around.
She was still spreading the chocolate when the oven baking the pumpkin pie beeped. Finishing off her toffee Hermione stashed it inside one of several large refrigerators before finally grabbing a mitten and pulling the pie from the oven.
Hermione sighed in relief to see it hadn’t burned in the slightest. She carefully sat it down and turned off the oven. Then she sat herself down on a countertop with her feet dangling and allowed herself some thinking time.
In the time Hermione waited for her toffee to cool no one ever came to claim the pie. She wasn’t sure what to make of it, was it a spy pie? Did Wood bake it? Was it a love pie? Did Draco make it? Was it a random pie that she was overreacting about-probably.
When her toffee finally cooled she broke it up into small jagged pieces and then arranged the pieces on a platter. Feeling relaxed and confident she left the kitchen, the problematic pie, and her toffee.
Outside it was late afternoon, the sun was low and golden, and there wasn’t a cloud in the sky. She walked along the grounds until she came across the obvious playground everyone had wandered off too.
There were massive mountains of hay bails with first years climbing them, playing King of the Hill. Pumpkins dotted the scene with animated faces, and hollowed out eyes. There was a slide leading from the side of a barn where Hagrid lead a discussion about plumyhorses, a magical horse, and students marveled at the tame creatures.
A maze of cornstalks had erected itself opposite of the barn, scarecrows towered lifelessly above the walls their limbs droopy, and hay sticking out of their shirts. Left of the maze there was a bowling alley of sorts. Kids were rolling baby pumpkins into pins.
Forts were being built all around and Hermione was surprised to see a bunch of Hufflepuff and Slytherin second years laughing and enjoying a caramel apples as they sat atop their mighty hay fort.
As she walked further scanning the grounds for her friends, Hermione overheard muggle-born students exclaiming to wizard-born students things like, “You’ve never played rounders?” This outrage would be followed by an enthusiastic demand that they start a game.
There was probably much more to see however Hermione felt a clumsy tap on her shoulder. She whirled around and faced a tall boy with a dark face mask on dressed in a orange and green splattered black jumpsuit.
“Oh, sorry,” Ron said removing the mask and smiling sheepishly. "About time you came around. We had to start without you.”
“Start what?” Hermione asked puzzled.
“Pumpkin ball,” stated Ron, as if this explained everything.
“What on earth is that?”
“It’s a game. Where you get these funny toys that you aim at an opposing team, and fire. Then, zzzing!” Ron gestured with his hand, “Your pumpkin ball hits them and splatters them with paint! Which means they loose one life point. If you get hit enough you are out of the game. Last person standing wins it for their teams. It’s quite hilarious actually.”
Hermione mused, “Oh. Bit like paintball.”
“What’s that rubbish?”
“Nothing,” She shook her head and sighed. “Well suit me up I want to join.”
Ron hesitated, “Er… I dunno Hermione. It’s kind of rough.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?”
He lowered his voice and said, “Well, Hermione it’s like…war in there.”
“I can handle it,” she declared.
Ron shrugged and then turned and showed her where to get her equipment. What she discovered was that the cornstalk maze wasn’t a maze at all. It was a battleground!
Finally Hermione was all suited up, she entered the battleground and took cover behind a massive wagon wheel. She spotted a person decked out in a dark blue suit and closed one eye before aiming right at their midsection.
Then she squeezed the trigger and hit them right in the stomach. The person doubled over, a couple of shots banging out of their gun. Behind her Ron’s jaw was dropped in surprise.
“Nice,” was all he managed.
Suddenly their hiding spot was rampaged by a squad of dark suited players. Yelping Hermione hopped up and aimed her toy gun wildly. She hit one person in the arm before Ron yelled at her dramatically to, “Ruuuuun! Save yourself!”
Taking on her role as loyal soldier she said, “I won’t leave you!” Then she shot at the brigade of blue players hitting them all at least once. She was hit twice, each shot was a ping of red hot pain on her skin, she was sure there would be a welt tomorrow.
Kneeling down by Ron she asked, “Are you okay?”
“Mayday…” was all he said before his toy gun beeped signifying his end in the game.
“Noooooo!” Hermione screamed then she laid a hand on Ron’s face and said, “I will avenge you.”
“Granger your knickers are sticking out!” Someone shouted behind Hermione and her Hollywood act.
“Wha-,” She reached behind her and found nothing.
“Gottcha!” Hermione stood and found Ginny grinning at her. Her mask was lifted and there were spots of paint on her face.
“Man down,” Hermione reported somberly.
“Amateur,” Ginny shook her head. “Come on Hermione. I’m recruiting you for my reconnaissance mission Harry assigned me to.”
“Okay,” Hermione agreed and then they were walking on high alert across the battleground.
“Just follow my lead,” Ginny said slowly, madly, seriously. “Ack!” Then she rolled down on the hay-strewn ground landing on her rump.
Instinctively Hermione copied her though, landing with much more grace.
“That was a test,” Ginny admitted laughing.
“Well I’m an O student,” Hermione smirked.
Ginny stood up and began marching to the north end of the field. Occasionally someone atop a bay of hail would fire at them, and like moles in a whack a mole game members of their team would cover them firing back pumpkin bullets.
“Left, left, left, right, left. My back is aching my bra’s too tight,” Ginny chanted.
“My booty’s shaking left to right!” Hermione followed in a lilting voice
“HUH! We’ve got it we have got it all.”
“You bet it.”
“We meant it.”
“And we’re too represent it! Yeah!” The girls concluded loudly.
They continued marching until they saw a large barn fort surrounded by blue suited players. Ginny dived behind a hay bail Hermione followed and she explained, “That’s their headquarters. We’ve got to get in and shoot everyone down.”
Hermione nodded. “I’ve got an idea,”
Then without another word Hermione began crawling on her elbows. But before she got very far Ginny started laughing, “Hermione! You’re going to get your buttocks shot right off if you wave it up in the air like that.”
Scoffing Hermione turned on her belly to look at Ginny, “Let’s see you do it then freckles!”
“Fine!” Then she crawled elbows first right past Hermione sending her into a fit of giggles.
“Ginny there’s no amount of arse tucking you could do to save that massive thing of yours!”
“Oi!” Ginny flipped over and said with convincing dignity, “Then I’ll walk on it.”
Hermione began snorting she was laughing so hard. Then without any regard for her hair she flipped on her back and began scooting upward toward Ginny. They butt-scooted finally, to the nearest hiding spot near the headquarters before sitting up and whispering the plan to eachother.
“Alright, we’ve got to shoot all these guys down first before we can make it in the base.” Ginny murmured urgently.
“Should I create a distraction?” Hermione asked.
“With what?”
“I don’t know, I could throw a rock or something.”
“No, just shoot the blue guys so we can get in there.”
“Fine.” Hermione huffed.
“Is that any way to address an officer?” Ginny demanded.
“You’re an officer?”
“Well yeah.”
“How come?”
“Cause I said so that’s how come.”
“Well then I’m an officer too.”
“We can’t both be officers.” Ginny scoffed rolling her eyes.
“Fine, you be a princess fairy and I’ll be an officer,” Hermione suggested with a giggle.
“Oh shut up! Now fire when I say to fire.”
“Fine.” Hermione huffed aiming her toy gun. “I’ve got the 2 on the right.”
“One..two…FIRE!” Shots came pummeling out of the toy guns.
From the paint splatters and the fact that the blue players fell to the ground Ginny and Hermione assumed it was safe to stand and go to the entrance of the base. But Hermione paused where the blue players lie.
“What now?” Ginny asked impatiently.
“Shouldn’t we like…put their uniforms on or something?” She asked.
“This isn’t starwars!” Ginny growled then ran into the base.
Hermione followed reluctantly. The base was a dark barn with little windows and long hallways and alcoves. Ginny scaled the wall silently, jumping in the alcoves with her gun firmly in hand.
Some of the alcoves had blue players in them and Hermione would quickly come to Ginny’s aid and shoot them down. At one point a blue player came up behind Hermione and tried to shoot her but she tickled him off and kicked him over before she planted a pumpkin colored shot right on his chest.
“Wow, that was at least seven blues!” Hermione exclaimed!
“Yeah and if Harry hasn’t been shot too many times he’s probably taking out a ton of blues on the field.” Ginny stopped walking and smiled a crooked smile before saying fondly, “My boyfriend is such a stud.”
Hermione laughed and rolled her eyes. Finally they made it to the very last room. On opposite walls Hermione and Ginny faced eachother. Ginny made some weird hand movements before simultaneously the girls jumped up and pointed their guns into the room. There were two people in the room at the windows shooting toward the field. The one on the right turned around and shot first hitting Hermione in the left foot.
She hopped up on one foot and accidentally fired a shot at the other blue hitting him in the head. Ginny shot down the other player and gasped, “Hermione you can’t hit them in the head!”
“Oh god I’m sorry! It slipped.” They both ran over to the person groaning on the ground. He removed his helmet and a mop of blonde, rumpled hair fell down.
“Oww.” Draco groaned again. “You shot me in the head.”
“Oh!” Hermione knelt down and asked, “Where does it hurt?”
Ginny got hit in the back with a pumpkin bullet and she whipped around firing angrily. She chased the shooters out of the room relentlessly leaving Hermione and Draco.
“Right here,” Draco said tenderly touching the left side of his head. Hermione placed her hands where he pointed and felt around gently. His head was warm with sweat but that was all Hermione felt- no bumps or anything.
“There’s no bump. I think you’re helmet cushioned the blow.” Hermione said placing Draco’s head on her lap and petting down his wild hair.
“It still hurts,” He whined with a grin on his face.
“I’m so sorry,” Hermione apologized. “What can I do? Do you need a cold compress?”
“No, but you can do something else.”
“Anything. What is it?”
“Kiss it and make it better.”
Hermione sat still then angrily pushed Draco’s head off her lap, “You’re fine. Back to your old self, begging kisses off of girls and feigning pain.”
“I’m not feigning anything.” Draco sat up.
“Good. Excuse me then.”
As Hermione stood up to leave Draco stood up too. He grabbed her arm, “Wow bit dizzy.” He muttered.
Hermione supported his weight finding her hands on his chest. His cheeks were pink from heat like they always got, and his hair was droopy with sweat. He was a wreck comparatively to his usual demeanor. Somehow in this glance at his humanity Hermione remembered why she ever loved him. She remembered how he fascinated her and she felt special to see him this way, wounded, needing, embracing.
“I think I’m okay now.” He said breaking through Hermione’s reverie.
“Oh, okay, you’re sure?”
“Yeah, thanks.” They let go. Then Hermione saw Draco blush and he said awkwardly, “I think you still have to shoot me.”
“Oh.” Hermione saw her gun on the floor, abandoned. She bent down to pick it up.
Then she dropped it to the ground and flung herself at the awkward boy she yearned to kiss. But their lips didn’t meet; they just held each other, dusty, painted, and sweaty. Then slowly Hermione lifted her lips to Draco’s, and she breathed him in. They were pressed together bodies taut, face to face, but Hermione didn’t kiss him, their lips were centimeters apart.
She could feel the heat of his lips radiating off onto hers, she could taste his breath, but she wouldn’t kiss him. Draco braced her against him, he dug his fingers into her back, making her arch into him, then he slowly released her and stepped away.
Hermione bent again and handled her gun then she unloaded her ammo. Holding one pumpkin bullet in her hand she walked to Draco and took his hand. Then she splat the bullet onto his and held on as he fell down. One shot was all it took for him to be out of the game. His gun beeped.
Cheers echoed through the battleground. She’d won the game for the black suits. Draco was still motionless and so Hermione took the opportunity to finally feel his lips on hers. She manuvered herself onto of him and then bent her upper body down and kissed him.
It was warm as ever despite him being out of the game, but she swore she felt him kiss her back, and suck on her bottom lip. When she pulled away his eyes were open and looking at her. He had kissed her back.
Blushing she stood up. “Sorry.”
“That I lost or that you kissed me?”
She was quiet for a second. “Neither.”
“I don’t understand you at all.”
“I don’t understand myself.”
“Are we really over?” Draco asked, his voice barley above a whisper.
“Yes,” Hermione answered. “This has become exactly what you accused it to be. A hook up.” The without another word she grabbed her gun and scuttled from the base.
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Draco sat there on the floor of the base a little shocked. He wished a thousand times over that he had never said what he had that night.
But what Hermione didn't realize was that her kiss just then had given Draco so much hope. She could still love him. She could say it was over all she wanted, but that kiss spoke real volumes.
Those lips would be his again. He just had to get past her stubborn barrier. He had to prove that loving him a second time wouldn't break her again.
Kay so hope you liked it!
I like paintballing so I put that in there. I'm also in a Halloween pumpkin patch mood.
Rounders is like baseball btw.
The next part is amazing if I do say so myself. Well, I haven't actually written it yet, but in my head it's great.
So hopefully you'll keep reading!
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