My senior quote is due tomorrow, and i have no idea what to put for it.

So, if you guys could help, that would be cool...

Also, just put some funny quotes, i have some,

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".


My friend was walking down the street and he said, "I hear music." As if there is any other way of taking it in. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

One crowded hour of glorious life is worth an age without a name.
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It is our choices that show us what we truly are, far more than our abilities.
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It's not the net result that matters, it's the day to day struggles people go through that make one's life important.
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Too much hope is the opposite of despair... An overpowering love may consume you in the end.
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I just wanna protect the people I'm with. Doesn't matter whether I can or not. It's what I believe in.
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You don't need a reason to help people.
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To be forgotten is worse than death.
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I don't go around looking for trouble, but I'll fight back if trouble finds me. Why don't you apologise, and maybe I'll forgive you.
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Anyone can tell right from wrong.
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The only dependable thing about the future is uncertainty.
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People follow a person who keeps on track. That's why I think a hero who
acts in a straightforward manner is remembered for generations.
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We live not to forget our past, but to learn from it!
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Even if I were created to serve one purpose alone,
I do not regret being born to this world.
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It's not what the people say afterward...
What's important is being true to oneself.
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Strength without determination means nothing...
And determination without strength is equally useless...
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A pro isn't someone who sacrifices themselves for a job. That's just a fool.
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I don't care what you are doing, so much
as the idiotic way that you are doing it.
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As long as you don't get your hopes up, you can take anything...
You feel less pain.
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Every man dies, not every man really lives.
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Ok, there we go. I'm sure a lot of them don't apply to your situation, so you can figure out which do and then choose one if you want.

I've got a couple, because I was just looking at the senior quotes from last year, all of 5 minutes ago!

"It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission."

and

"You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore."

There you go, hope you like.

My favorite Thoreau quote....

"The student who secures his coveted leisure and retirement by systematically shirking any labor necessary to man obtains but an ignoble and unprofitable leisure, defrauding himself of the experience which alone can make leisure fruitful.... They should not play life, or study it merely, while the community supports them at this expensive game, but earnestly live it from beginning to end."

I wrote a paper on that one last year. Dude had some kind of foresight, didn't he? Wonder what dear old Mr. Thoreau would have thought of the College Board...

Anyway, I doubt that quote suits your purposes, but I couldn't resist putting it. Isn't it cool to be handing in your senior quote, though? I needed to spell my name as I would like it to appear on my diploma yesterday, and it gave me a very giddy-excited sort of feeling.

"I want the whole world how much i love music, and the power that it has to control and influence." I made that my senior quote.

I'm the girl who doesn't just love the bands, but knows how the song was written, and writes songs her self

A funny quote from a British movie or something. Im American, but I found it one day and I thought it was hilarious:

"There is no I in team but there is an I in pie and there is an I in meat pie and meat is an anagram for team and I dont know what that means."

I have more from my favorite bands, especially the Foo Fighters. Most of the ones I post will be funny though. Now let me find them all...

I personally like:

Never carry a weapon after it's been used.

Miseria, come on... I know you can make posts a bit longer Even if you're posting a quote, I'm sure you can say more intersting things to make your post longer

One of my personal favorite quotes is: "one day everyone will realize that its not about being *perfect*, that its about being happy" I just think that its so true

Also, "They didn't agree on much. In fact they rarely agreed on anything. They fought all the time and they challenged each other everyday...But in spite their differences, they had one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other." its from the Notebook, and I absolutely love it.

Funky Platypus:
I remember someone told me, "There isen't an "I" in team, but there is an "I" in win. I don't know, I found it to be funny.

That's a nice senior quote though littlexoxlotte, especially since you are into music.

Here is a funny one I got from The Simpsons.

"If you tell anyone that the plan was a hoax, I'll tell everyone about how you wet yourself while watching Harry Potter"
~Bart to Milhouse
Ha! that's all I can think of now. I'll add more later.


[B][I][U]R/H & Hp/G Shippers unite!

"It is not that I object to the work, mind you; I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours."

I love that quote so much, it's Jerome K Jerome Three men in a boat.

And also:

"...He was good looking and very rich, which was almost the same thing." Jane Austen.

*LOL* I happen to be reading Austen for class right now, so that was definitely appreciated, Ygraine.

Ah, my roommates and I have a wall full of quotes, but they're mostly things we've said that sounded really rascist but weren't meant to be at all. Hmm, I'm going to share them, even though you probably had to be there to think they're funny.
"I had to show them the white boys' pants."
"I don't mind diversity."
"I'm going to name my pure white child 'Salema'"
Okay, that's enough of that. Those were definitely funnier in context. My favorite real genuine quote (of the moment) that someone famous actually said:
"We were smoking marijuana for breakfast The best bits were when we were lying on the floor, unable to say a word." -John Lennon, on filming Help!

I'd go with Bossa Nova.....

Like off of the ninja turtles first movie when Donatello says it and everyone is confused and then he goes "Chevy Nova?"


Haha awe man I love that

Every year I turn my diary into a quotes book. I just love quotes- ones that make you think, ones that make you laugh and especially the ones that you can receite at opportune moments to have a decent come back.

But my favourite ones are---

In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people angry and has widely been considered to be a bad move- Douglas Adams' The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series

Renewed shall be the blade that was broken, the crownless again shall be king- JRR Tolkien, LOTR. This is my signature for most places

Chaos, Panic and Disorder... my work here is done. I just like this one. It fits the cheeky side of me.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes? My favourite entrance

Whenever I babysit, I like to spark the kids imagination by telling them that rainbows are created when the mean boss f the magical faerie factory runs the complaining faeries through the meat grinder- I turned this into a camp joke a couple of years ago and went around explaining to everyone how rainbows were made

So we reach into the raging chaos and we pluck some small, glittering thing; and we cling to it and tell ourselves that it has meaning and that the world is good and we are not evil and we will go home in the end- - I like the imagary of this, but really it just makes me think about my beliefs and why I cling to what I do

If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand- This was said to me once by a freind of mine.

In difficult moments, believe like a duck. Keep calm and unfuffled on the surface and paddle away like crazy underneath- This is me to a t.
If I could comb the sky and collect the stars, quickly pule them into a basket until it overflowed with silvery light. And then I'd give the basket to you because all things beautiful and precious should belong to you today- I just think this is beautiful

And then some I just like----

Ad astra per aspera- to the stars through rough places
Rowing is the only sport in the world where an athlete is encouraged to sit on his butt and go backwards
A wise counsellor is one that says little, but lets others talk themselves out
If all my friends jumped off a bridge I wouldn't jump with them.... I'd be at the bottom to catch them
Look at people. Recognise them. Accept them as they are without wanting to change them
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. What's important is how much there is in the bottle next to the glass.
It's strange isn't it? You stand in the middle of a library and scream and everyone looks at you strangely. But do it in an airplane and everyone joins in.

First off Pixymajik i'm laughing histarically at your Boromir siggy. Litterally laughing my pants off

I like your rainbow one, thats also quite funny. Here is my quote. It's from "Banewrecker" a book my Jacquelin Carey (i think) I just love it, its so... i dont know... real?

"If all that is good thinks you are evil, are you?" or something like that. It makes me think

Also a Paris Hilton quote which i live by

"Normal hours are for normal people'

Also my own personal quote, which drives my "big brother" jeremy nuts

J to the K

Ill have more later, here's some for now

*at concert* Dave Grohl: Ladies and gentlemen, our drummer Taylor Hawkins, who plays the drums , we're very proud of him, washed his hair today. Chris hasn't washed his hair since America. That's what like a month? At least a month.
Chris Shifflet: Right.
Dave Grohl: So don't wear his hat or use his eyeliner, cause you'll get lice. Nate, how often do you wash your hair? Nearly daily? That's cool. Me personally I wash my hair, what do you say, like every three days? That'd be three days.
Crowd: *applauds*
Dave Grohl: Thank you very.. Emm, I usually condition too!
Crowd: Woooooo
Dave Grohl: Yeah I CONDITION!
Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dave Grohl: CONDITION!
Crowd: WOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. ~Gracie Allen

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. ~Dick Cavett

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness', but it doesn't work.
~Gallagher

This is not meant to be an inspirational quote:
Life is a game, whoever has the most money at the end wins
Danny Devito

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. ?- Albert Einstein

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population. ?- David Letterman
Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that? ?- Lisa Claymen

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Okay, a serious quote and a funny quote, both from Antoine de Saint-Exupery:

"Perfection is finally attained not when there is no longer anything to add but when there is no longer anything to take away, when a body has been stripped down to its nakedness."

"You know that the little prince existed because he laughed, he was charming, and he wanted a sheep. When you want a sheep, it is the proof that you exist."

Oooh, I know that one in the original French, too!

"On sait que le petit prince a existe parce qu'il riait, il etait charmant, et il veut un mouton. Quand on veut un mouton, c'est la preuve qu'on existe."

Hehehe, and another funny one from Anchorman:

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotchy scotch. In my belly."

oh Lordy FP, that one about the parents so funny!!

I like this one, i think it was from a film, i can't remember.

'Some people say is the glass half full or half empty, i say; where's my waiter'

Also, from the TV film (thing) Merlin, Mordred:

'Die, dear auntie Mab, that's the last thing I shall do'

also, from Monty Python: 'Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?'

*LOL* Monty Python! Yay! Basically, I can't pick just one quote from that movie... they're all too excellent. How about:

"--But how do you know she's a witch?
--'Cause she looks like one!"

*giggle*
Awe, Monty Python... *lol* What was it Romani ite dumui? *lol*

No, I was just gonna share the outcome of my first "Software Engineering 2" class yesterday. It is:

A fool with a tool is still a fool!

Tada!
I know, it's not remarkably funny, but in the context the professor mentioned it, it was. *lol*

Comments from movies... Uh... I can just remember "Madagaskar"...
Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave!
or
This sucks!
*lol*

Serious quotes? Maybe Einstein:
Imagination is more important than knowledge.

I'll come back once I remembered some more, hehe.

Cheers, Flutterflie

Heehee, if we're doing ones from class, I've definitely got one from my literature class yesterday.

"Wow, I really am a pompous ass!"

You can't even imagine how hard I was laughing when my professor said this

ok, got another one; its from one of my favorite movies -Oceans 11 when Rusty [Brad Pitt ] is teaching movie stars how to play poker to make some extra money:

Movie Star : "All reds!"
All the other movie stars cheer and high five and what not, its hilarious

Favorite quotes! How fun!

"The unexamined life isn't worth living." -Socrates

"Little do you know the subtle electric fire that for your sake is playing within me." -Walt Whitman

""Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen." -Ephesians 4:29

"To the body and mind which have been cramped by noxious work or company, nature is medicinal and restores their tone. The craftsman, the attorney, comes out of the din and craft of the street and sees the sky and the woods--and is a man again. In their eternal calm, he finds himself. The health of the eye seems to demand a horizon. We are never tired, so long as we can see far enough." -Ralph Waldo Emerson

"...all the things of the universe are perfect miracles, each as profound as any." -Walt Whitman

I've been a way for far too long!! I can’t believe I never though of opening up a Quotes page in the JGAFL section. I absolutely love quotes!! (I've had great fun reading through everyone’s thus far).

I'll start with my all time favourite line out of the Simpsons. (sorry if this isn't dead on, I can't remember the exact words(.

*Homer ids just after having heart surgery and is lying in his bed talking to Doctor Hibert.

Homer- well I’m out of the woods now. What ever doesn't kill me can only make me stronger, right?

Dr Hibert - No quite the contrary, tit's made you as week as a kitten.

*Dr Hibert goes on to antagonise Homer (got your nose, come on now you punch like a girl etc)

Homer- 'No, no. Remember your Hippopotamus Oath.

( I don't think I've ever laughed as much as anything on the Simpsons as this scene, I don't think I've half done it the justice it deserves though.)

Ok my next one is a more serious one, not so much for the meaning of the message but I believe t sums up Marx as a person who was truly passionate in his work. Few statements through out history have every been said with such feeling.

'Workers of the World Unite. You have nothing to loose but your chains.'

And here’s a selection from my all time favourite play write Oscar Wilde, who has produced IMHO the most genius-ly funny, witty and sardonic (in a good way) play the world has ever seen, The Importance of being Earnest. Wilde was extremely important (although he unfortunately never lived to find out just how much) in gaining more acceptance and equality for gay people (as well as men who do not conform to traditional forms of masculinity) throughout Ireland Britain and beyond.

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear. (An Ideal Husband), Oscar Wilde

The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. (A woman of no Importance), Oscar Wilde

The Truth is rarely pure and never simple. Modern life would be very tedious if it were either, and modern Literature a complete impossibility. (The Importance of being Earnest), Oscar Wilde

Action! What is action? It dies at the moment of its energy. It is a base concession to fact. The world is made by the singer for the dreamer! Wilde

Here are a couple of contributions that I don't know who to give credit to:

"Noone ever got anywhere by being normal."

and

"Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after me."

Favorites from Buffy:

"Zander, never speak Latin in front of the books."
and
"That's your scary costume?" (Spoken to Anya in a bunny costume)

The two on my siggy are favorites as well. First one's all me, unless I put Irving first. . .can't remember the order now, but that one's Irvings!

and. . everytime I need a good laugh I read this one from a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo, their attempt at translating something to English: "When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor." Oh <crying from laughter> that one kills me!

passer

Oh my gosh Passerby, that Tokyo thing is the funniest thing I've read in a long time, but I'm a little mad at you for making me laugh so hard because it really hurt my cold sore!

Ah, the "Importance of Being Earnest"! Gwendolyn was one of my favorite characters to play! I absolutley love the scene where the boys are eating the muffins in the gardens after the ladies have stormed off. Hilarious! I wish I could find my script so I could quote it, but it must have been misplaced in the move!

Now I have a question....
"The fault lies not in our stars, but in ourselves."

I love this quote but I've forgotten where it comes from. If anyone knows, please tell me.

I love this thread! Its so cool to have a place where you can drop in to read the profound, and not so profound, yet always meaningful!!

Glad you enjoyed that one Fawkeslady, I have tons more of those if you're interested in hearing them.

Here are a few that I love from those famous people we get so obsessed over:

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride." -Roseanne (Barr)

"I look just like the girls next door . . . if you happen to live next door to an amusement park." -Dolly Parton

"I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not dumb. . .and I know that I'm not blonde." -Dolly Parton

"I think-therefore I'm single."-Lizz Winstead (google her)

passerby

I just put a new one in my signature I just found... it is:

"It is absolutely ridiculous to say video games influence children. For instance, if Pac-Man influenced kids in the 80's, by now we would have a bunch of teenage kids running around in their rooms eating pills and listening to monotonous electronic music." - Dave Grohl

oooh! i love random quotes so much!!

does anyone watch invader Zim? that show rocks! GIR rocks my socks!

some quotes from GIR

'Hi Floor! Make me a sandwich!'

'I loveded you piggy, I LOVEDED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!' (any one who watches zim know why i'm shouting )

'i need tacos! i need them or i will explode. that happens sometimes.'

some more quotes, not quite as brainless...

'Do everything in love' 1 corinthians 16:14

'Oh Lord, you alone are my hope.' psalm 71:5

robin: blinkin, what are you doing up there?
Blinkin: guessing. i guess no one's coming...

'because, unlike other robin hoods, i can speak with an english accent!'

well-behaved women rarely ever make history - laurel someone.. its so true!

this is very nice...
'the tasks are done and the tears are shed.
Yesterday's errors let yesterday cover;
yesterday's wounds, which smarted and bled,
Are healed with the healing that night has shed' -sarah Chauncey Woolsey



well thats all i can think of at the moment

Well, I have a few quotes I like, some serious (though not many, if any at all) and most are funny, I will share some with you now.


I'm not as random as you think I salad. (My sister)

Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes. (Andy Carr)

Death comes swiftly, on the wings of Goodyear. (don't remember)

Many people say they hear voices in their head. As apposed to where exactly? Voices in your legs? Now that would be crazy. (Andy Carr)

Have you seen the sky today? Talk about blue. (don't remember)

Not all endings are Happy, which will yours be Harry? (Original)


Well that's all I could think of now, but I know I have a lot more, so when I remember I post them.

From "Arrested Development":

Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.
Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?
Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a Graham Cracker out there.
Michael: You baited the balcony?
Lucille Bluth: Prove it.

[Steve Holt is a character that's a stereotypical jock except for the fact he has an obsession with yelling out his own name and pumping his fists over his head while doing so.]
Steve Holt: [reading the cast list for Tobais's play] STEVE HOLT!
Maebe Funke: STEVE HOLT!
George Michael Bluth: I'm a stand-in for...
Steve Holt: [interrupting] STEVE HOLT!

Gob: Illusion, Michael!

[After spending the day playing with one of those claw machines games you can pull up stuffed animals from instead of doing Army training]
Lucille: Buster! Thank God you're back! There's no shame in being a coward!
Buster: A coward? I'm not a coward. Would I coward have THIS?
[holds out a stuffed seal]
Lucille: What...is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother. From Army. The seal is for marksmanship and the gorilla is for sand racing.

There are a lot of really wonderful quotes besides these, but unfortunately, they are beyond the PG rating of this forum. If anyone is above the age of 17 and enjoys very whacky humor, though, the show has successfully managed to keep quotes like these coming for three seasons now. I'd recommend checking it out. I really enjoy the show because it's really terribly witty and the plots are generally great.

A quote from me:

“Sometimes the glass is half-empty; sometimes the glass is half-full. Sometimes you just don’t care about the dang glass.”

Quote from my friend:

"Trust is like virginity. Once you lose it, well, good luck getting it back!"

Quote from another friend:

“I know what reality is, I just chose not to live in it. I prefer my own world. It has pink bunnies.”

Random quotes:

"Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

"Roses are red, violets are blue; sugar is sweet, and so are you...BUT the roses are wilted, the violets are dead; the sugar bowl is empty, and so is your head."

“My knight in shining armor turned out to be a LOSER in aluminum foil.”

Haha, I'm liking everyone's quotes from their own lives. Hmm, yesterday my friend said, "Your shoes are raping my eyes." Does that count? Anyways, I have some more real quotes... Today's theme is Peter Pan and Hook!

To die would be an awfully big adventure.

When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.

"Do you know," Peter asked "why swallows build in the eaves of houses? It is to listen to the stories."

You know that place between sleep and awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I'll always love you, Peter Pan. That's where I'll be waiting.

I'll teach you to ride on the wind's back, and away we go!

Smee: I just had an apostrophe.
Hook: I think you mean an epiphany.
Smee: Lightning just struck my brain.
Hook: That must hurt.

What would the world be like without Captain Hook?

So, Peter, you've become a pirate.

Hook: If I were you I'd give up!
Peter: If you were me... I'd be ugly!

Meggie, I love those peter pan quotes.
The last one is so hilarious Haven't seen the new Peterpan movie, too bad.

Quotes from persons surrounding me:
everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a bad example - my history teacher.

"Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!!" mom I hear that one all the time.

"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day I'm off it." my friend

Random Quotes:
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." - unknown

"Never eat more than you can lift." — Miss Piggy.

"Friend are the flowers in the garden of life" - unknown

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down to us. Pigs treat us as equals." -Winston Churchill

Miscellaneous quotes:

You know, abbreviation is a really long word for what it means.

People say, never look a gift horse in the mouth, I ask, why would you want to put your face that close to a horse's mouth in the first place.

When the world comes to an end will you be there? Fox news will be.

Charlie: Why do you two always have to fight?
Scott: Weren't not fighting, it's your mom's singing. Sounds a lot like fighting doesn't it? Cats even.

George Bush, great president? Or, the greastest president? :Stephen Colbert

oh man! I cant believe no one has used these yet!!

They're both from movies. (I know, I'm lame heh, I'll put some of my own up later) But the first is from Anchor Man (HEHEHEHEHEHE!! funny!)
its also in my signature, heh.

"I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm sort of a big deal around here. People know me. I have many leather bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahagony"

My friend said that to a security gaurd at school earlier this year, oh man, it was hilerious! he was told to get his I.D. (our school is stupid) and he just looked at the security gaurd and said that. I dont think he got it. hahaha

Next qoute is from Office Space.

"It's not that I'm lazy, I just dont care"

funny-ness

cheese puff?

Hey... I was going to start up my own quotes page.... but I found this one so, okay!

STALIN (Communist Dictator of Russia in 20th Century)
We are studying the Russian Revolution now, and I really love Stalin!! Our ideologies are the same, except his dream was to rule as a Communist Dictator. Mine is to rule as a Military Dictator!

"Death solves all problems; no man, no problem"

“A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.”

“The only real power comes out of a long rifle.”

“Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas?”

“It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.”

This man knew how to live....!!! Oppression of the...YAY!

Add more later!

Some of these are really funny! I love the Tokyo one Passerby!

From Murder by Death:

'What are you trying to serve me? Hot nothing!' That one always makes me laugh!

By Winston Churchill:

Lady: Prime Minister you're drunk!
Churchill: Yes, but in the morning i'll be sober, you'll still be ugly.

From a Fish Called Wanda:

'What you gunna do? Stutter me to death?' Kevin Kline, that really cracks me up!

From Dodgeball:

'You're about as much use as a **** flavoured lollypop!' Patches O'Hoolahan.

From Blackadder goes Forth:

Darling is feeling Blackadder:

Darling: It's security Blackadder.
Blackadder: So in the name of security i have to be fondled by this drooling pervert?
Darling: Just doing my job Blackadder.
Blackadder: Then how lucky for you that your job is also your hobby!

Another one from Blackadder:

Blackadder: So did you bring a change of clothes.
Baldrick: Yes, i wouldn't forget that. (brings clothes out bag.)
Blackadder: A robin hood costume.
Baldrick: Yes well i was going to put in a french peasants outfit, but then i tought, what if you arrive at the french village, when they're having a fancy dress competition?
Blackadder: But what if i arrived when they were'nt having a fancy dress competition?
Baldrick: Well to be honest i didn't really consider that eventuality, becuase if you did...
Blackadder: You'd stick out like a man standing in the middle of a lake with a small painted wooden duck on his head.


Taht's all for now, will post again later, if i think of any more!

More! Here are thoses corny lines we all love:

'My name is Maximus Dessimus Meridius, commander of the Felix legions in the north. Father to a murdered child, husband to a murdered wife, and servant of the true emperor Marcus Aurelius. And i will have my vengeance in this life or the next.' Gladiator.

'I love the smell of napalm in the morning!' Apolcalypse Now.

'You feelin' lucky, Punk?' Dirty Harry.

'Here's Johnny!' The Shining

'**** off' Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

"People who think they know everything annoy those of us who do" thats my one!

"I'd kill for the nobel peace prize"

"Half the people you know are below average."

"All those who believe in telekinetics raise my hand"

"If at first you don't succeed, don't go skydiving."

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?"

"Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents."

"If you can't fix it with duck tape, you havn't used enough."

"Be carefull with the light at the end of the tunnel. It might be another train coming."

"I didn't lose my mind - I sold it on e-bay"

"How many roads must a man walk down before he admits that he is lost."

"I wish there was a button on my TV that increased its intelligence. I tried the one labled 'brightness' but it didn't work."

"The gullible has been taken out of the dictionary"

"Guys are like Lava lamps - good to look at but not so bright."

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes you healthy, wealthy and wise. Hence the national glut of rich philosepher milkmen."

"Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world," - Minerva McGonagall pg 582, HP and the HBP, UK version

"I invented socks, gravy, and cottage cheese but no one ever paid me. Happy days." - My brother, three years ago (for his 10th grade Visual Communications/Photography/Art class)

"Villainy wears many masks, none of which so dangerous as virtue... " - Ichabod Crane/Johnny Depp, Sleepy Hollow (1999)

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." - Jack Sparrow/Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)

"Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision." - Governor Swann, Pirates of the Caribbean (2003)

Not a lot of them, but I really love them all.

"You are the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"But at least you've heard of me!"
--Pirates of the Caribbean

"And Brooke will be there in his Speedo and Waterwingies."
--My homeroom teacher

"Regan's not a Human Dictionary; she's an Encyclopedia!"
--My teacher again

"There's no 'i' in team. But there's a 'me' in...mediocre!"
--Kronk's New Groove

"What are you gonna do? BLEED on me?"
--Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail?

"Wait, so Briel's going out with Ricky now? I could've sworn she was going out with Rodney." (my teacher)
"No, Bri and Rodney broke up a month ago, and then she went out with Jacob." (student)
"Ahh" (my teacher)
--Just to proove teachers are interested in gossip!!!

"If I paid for it, do you think we can get the DJ to wear a banana suit?"
--kid in my class

"When I sing with you, I feel just like a girl."
"And you look like one too!"
--High School Musical

"Yeah, spaniel's the new poodle, and flamingo's the new spaniel!"
--me in class

"When life gives you lemons, stick them down your shirt."
--my friend Chris

"Everytime you vote against Emerson, God will kill a kitten."
--voting on Dissendium

[just talking about how I literally ran into a wall during Gym...and got a splint on my arm, then getting my splint off, going to Gym and running into a wall again.]
"Jeez, next time you should bring a helmet."
"Well, I think my head works for that."

[playing Apples to Apples. The most dangerous place: A Highschool Bathroom]
"Gimme that roll of toilet paper--or else." *mimicks loading a bazooka*
--me

"Looks like the populars are migrating again..." (me)
"Wow, they realy are restless." (my friend)

I have a lot more from my life!!!
Regan

"But my lips hurt real bad!"
-Napoleon Dynamite

"Fire is my friend."
-My Teacher

"He saw beans lotsa beans lotsa beans lotsa beans!"
-Magical Trevor

"Meep."
-My friends Greg and Mal

"Do you have grapes???"
-My friend Divine when I sit down for lunch

"Use what you have to make what you need."
-No idea where this one comes from!

"I believe that all people are truly good at heart."
-Anne Frank

I have the weirdest science teacher. A kid could be asking a stupid question just to see how he reacts, and he always says something about relationships. It's just random.

Student: What if their is a different continenent on Earth that we haven't discovered yet?

Teacher: Stop trying to impress the girls [insert student name].

wtf? How random is that? He is a 60 year old man, and it's annoying really!

Hehe, hilarious.

"So, when Jesse runs by, throw the weenie!"
-Me and my friend Karla

"When life hands you lemons, stuff 'em down your bra."
-My good friend Chris.(he was joking!)

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! Its POTTERMAN!"
-me

"If I say yes, what would you do?"
-Karla (her usual response)

"My favorite planet is Saturn"-Me
"Mine is Uranus"-Tanner
"WTF?!?"-me

"Jon Smithers"
-Tre

"His last name is Moody?"-Regan
"Yeah"-me
"Mad-eye Moody"- me

"Im a goofy-goober!!!"
-Me in class

"Holy mother of god, I've been cloned!"
-cute little baby

"dude, the dog is swinging the other dog by its tail like a lasso!"
-Regan

"Kassandra, stop acting so WEIRD."
My teacher

"I am your lord and master..."
-Foamy

"Forcast for today...DOOM!!"
-Stewie Griffin

"Life called...You failed"
-this picture

"MY HILL!!"
-my friend Brittyn

"I shall rule you all!!"
-Karla

i have more. i'll just post another day

I tend to say a lot of weird things:

Guess what? -Me
What? -My friends
...I dunno why are you asking me? -Me


Hey what's up?-Frenchie (really nice friend)
The sky, the ceiling, the clouds, space, the sun, the moon, the- -me
We get you Varsha- my friends say after cutting me off

hola! -Me
um hi Varsha...-My friends

I don't talk about England all the time! -Me
Sure...-My friends
a few moments later...
Hey did you know that in England...-Me

Did you know...that the sky is blue! -Me
oh! how cool is that!- My friend

I'm Gangsta, I ain't no Wangsta!- Tori (my crazy "ghetto" friend)

And suddenly a frog just lands on my lap...- Ana

Michelle, did you do the math homework?-Me
No mommy- Michelle


that's all I can think of at the present moment...