This movie was definetly the funniest harry potter movie so far, even if you didn't like it overall...

so what quotes did you think were funny or you just enjoyed or liked...

my favorite probably has to be when neville says "I killed Harry Potter!" after Harry jumps into the water during the second task

the audience was laughing throughout the whole movie and it had so many scene that made you cry your eyes out!

so what was your favorite?

I think probably the same as you, if not, then although it isn't a quote, Fred and George 'singing along' when Ron is dancing with McGonagall.

Haha, yah. When Neville says that is definitely the best quote in my opinion. Also, when Ron decides to ask Hermione to the dance with...

"Well you're a girl..<weird dance movement>"

"oh my god! i killed harry potter!" - neville
"what's life without dragons?" - ron
um... i'm sure there is more, but its late, and... and... i have no other excuse.

The way they dealt with the "teenage" humor was something that I really loved. Hermione: "We don't talk about the turnament, actaully we don't talk much at all, Victor's more of a physical being." ::giggle:: That was awsome.

Haha! I loved it when Fred and George talked in chorus! Oh, there was something else, too... can't remember it Anyway, I'll write it later if I suddenly remember

Another one I liked that was not mentioned yet is when DD was in Harry's room and points to the bed curtains. He says that he always hated them when he was a boy, and actually set them on fire... by accident.

If I had to vote, though, Neville wins!

ooh! i LOVE it after ron is rejected by fleur and he's like "you know how i like to watch them walk." i forgot about that one! that was probably my favorite. and though this wasn't a line i loved it when hagrid tried to grab madame maxime's bum. great movie!

i also thought what was really funny was when fred asked angelina out to the yule ball; his hand motions were so funny

i think fred and george were hilarious and i can't wait to hear more of their jokes in OotP

the ferret scene was great (even though i already saw it more than 5 times on the internet); my favorite line was "might have mentioned it" from that scene

Well one of them was definitely Neville's "I killed Harry Potter" then of course, "Hey, my eyes aren't glistening with the ghosts of my past." Harry, that one was just hilarious. There were quite a few others that I really like but I'm having trouble remembering them, so if I do I'll post them. Oh, wait, I just did, "Technically it's a ferret." Moody. lol

My favorite was when Harry says to Ron: "You're a right foul git, you know that?"
The Neville one: "I just killed Harry Potter" is also pretty funny!

Hermione - The key is to concentrate. After that you just have to...
Harry - Battle a dragon

Hermione - Everythings going to change now isn't it?
Harry - Yes, it is

Ron - I was just watching them walk...oh, I love it when they walk...

Harry - I love magic

There is so much good/funny quotes

yea I agree with all the other quotes too, especially Neville when he said 'I KILLED HARRY POTTER' LOL!

I loved it when Hermione was shouting at Ron to get up and he pulls up his bedsheets and goes 'bloody hell' that was funny

When Ron made Hermione pass that message on to Harry and then Harry was like well you can tell Ron that....WHAT?

I also loved when Harry came sauntering through and Ron and Hermione had been arguing and Hermione just shouted at him to go to bed and he didn't even get chance to say anything, his face was really funny.

When Seamus said 'that is one big woman' haha that was funny

I liked when Krum said to Rita, you have no busines here, this tent is for champions, she was like ooooh, looking him up and down.

I'll think of some more but now thats all I can think of!

~lmao~ yeah I also loved the "omg, I killed Harry Potter" one

another one that I also liked was: Why so tense, Potter? My father and I have a bet, you see. I don't think you're going to last ten minutes in this tournament. He disagrees. He thinks you won't last five...

I also had to laugh really hard during the McGonagall/Moody conversation:
mcGonagallProfessor Moody! What are you doing?
Moody: Teaching.
McGonagall: Is - is that a student?
Moody: Technically it's a ferret.

This movie was full of brilliant quotes

The first time I saw it (at midnight), the audience was great, making the film even funnier.

Then I saw it in IMAX on Saturday, and the audience was dead. I was the only one laughing in the teatre. That made it slightly less entertaining.

Ron's dress robes. Enough said.

Harry - I love magic.

This was my favorite quote because I kind of set up the whole movie. It just showed that even though he goes through some really difficult things, he still just loves magic and wouldn't give it up for anything.

I also loved:

Hermione - Everything's going to change now isn't it?

This sets us up for Ootp. Yay!

"Can you said that five times faster?"


Also, Harry to Ron: "Who would ever figure that out? That's completely mental."


And Ron grabbing the covers over himself "Bloody Hell!"

I smile everytime Ron says "bloody hell" but I think my fave is when he says "**** off" to Harry. Or maybe "murder me Harry".....

Forget it, I can't choose

omigodomigodomigodomigodomigod!! I agree, this was the funniest movie yet. Here are some of my favourite quotes/scenes.

"Oh my god! I killed Harry Potter!" -Neville

"Bet you can't say that five times fast." -Fred and George

"Where?" -Ron

"Who would ever figure that out? That's completely mental." -Harry

The part with Malfoy as a ferret (like Moody sticking out his tongue) and the whole learning to dance thing.

"Viktor's more of a physical being." -Hermione

Moaning Myrtle. 'Nuff said.

The whole thing with Snape pulling up his sleeves. PRICELESS!!

There are prolly a lot more I can't think of but, whatever...STILL TOTALLY AWESOME THOUGH!! *squeal*

roonil_wazlib I also like that part:
-Mr. Weasley place your right hand on my waist
Ron-where? jaja xD
that was my fave one, and the look on ron´s face.
Oh! and when myrtle is in the bath with Harry dont remember quite well the quote but that scene

"Viktor's more of a physical being." by hermione

after hermione told harry that seamus was told by parvati that he was told by blablabla
'What?'

''I've killed harry potter'
Yessss of course, good old neville

'And where have you been?' hermione
haha love that she didn't give him a chance to answer.

and isn't there a part in which hermione is imitating Fleur? Right after the second task, she's like: Fleur had to stop because she was attacked ' by ze grindilows' (sp?????)

'Hot isn't it?' hermione
I believe that this is what she says at the yule ball, not quite sure though...

and of course, snape rollin gup his sleeves. Brilliant.

Ron said Bloody hell like 5 times. I loved it

I also liked his "Well, Hermione, you are a girl..."

And of course, I love magic! by Harry

Wow, there are so many great quotes in this movie! One of my favourites is when Fred and George where in the class with Snape and (was i Fred or George ??) who asked Angelina out with really funny hand moves that made me laugh soo much! Also, anything that Ron says especially "p** off" too Harry. that was just GOLD!!

i know ye.... every little kid in the cnema went ooooooooh wen ron said P*** off to harry. and that made me laugh more.

i loved the part when in the classroom with moody...board duster being chucked at seamus 'nuff said lol

When ron told hermione to tell harry that seamus told him that she heard off hagrid that he wants to see harry... 1st class immature but mint

i love magic

bloody hell

bloody hell

bloody hell

I just killed harry potter

The ferret scene pure class

the whole asking each other to the dance during homework hour and snape he is ace

well i would say the film over all was funny but i love the parts mostl;y containing fred n george, moody (he was ace), snape and ron!!!!!!!!!!

i loved it sooooooo much

Ok i have GOT to know!! Does anybody know what Dumbledore said exactly to the champions before they went ion the maze? I remember him saying something along the lines of "But be careful, you might lose yourself along the way." It was very profound and meaningful to me. Life is a confusing frustrating maze, and be careful you might lose along the way.

my favorite quote in the movie was
"Mr.Weasly put your hand on my waist"
"Where"?????

that part was hilarous!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's some of my favourites.

When The twins are picking on Ron : "Viktor i love you, Viktor i do.. !" , and in the dance scene the whistling.

Myrtel in the bath scene : "Long time, No see.." while trying to look harry's well.. waste..

Lucius Malfoy at the world cup : "Well let's put it this way - If it rains, you'll be the first to know."

Hermiones comment when Harry and Ron make peace : "Boys.."

Neville : "Oh, no! I've killed Harry Potter!"

Ron's Partner at the ball, after seeing he's dressrobes : "My, don't you look... dashing."

Ron, after trying on his dressrobes : "Murder me, Harry."

In the great hall when Hermione says : "Neville's alredy got someone", and Ron responds "Now i'm really depressed.."

And last, but not least, when harry ask's Cho to the ball, for the first time : "iwaswonderingifmbyyouwantedtogototheballwithme?"

This movcie has some brillint quotes my favourits are:
Neville Oh my god i have killed harry potter
Ron **** off
hermiione you ruined everything and viktors more of a physical being
voldy i can touch him now

I CANT believe no one has mentioned Rita yet!

She had some of the most hilarious quotes of the film. It was hard not to laugh when she practically called Harry a depressive psycho who enjoys pain.

She was the best!

There were SOOOO many funny moments in this movie!!! A few I really liked were

"I KILLED HARRY POTTER!!" -Neville
"He's more of the physical type." -Hermione on Viktor

And when Harry brings Cedric back from the graveyard. I don't remember what he says, but it is sad and good.

There were loads of funny parts but what I liked best was when neville says "Oh my god! I've killed Harry Potter!" That part was hilarious.
And when Ron says "Murder me Harry"

There were some really sad quotes aswell, like when hary comes out of the maze:
Harry Potter: He's back! Voldemort. He's back. Cedric asked me to bring his body back! I couldn't leave him! I couldn't leave him!

That one was really sad, especially when everyone was cheering and then Fleur screamed in realisation, sad stuff

Harry Potter: If you can't protect me now, then who can?
Albus Dumbledore: I'm afraid there are no more easy answers, Harry.

Albus Dumbledore: No spell can bring the dead back to life, I trust you know that. Dark and Difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Now is the time that we must choose between what is right, and what is easy.

^Harry kind of had some hope that his parents could come back.

Lily Potter: Let go... You have to let go sweetheart...

^OMG his mum....enough said.

Well that's all from for now.

OK I've got a few:

Ron: At least I told you about the dragons.

Harry: No you didn't, Hagrid did.

Ron: No, no, it was me all along. See, I told Hermione to tell you that Seamus told me to tell you that Parvati told Dean to tell Seamus to tell me to tell you that Hagrid wants to see you. But Seamus never actually told me anything, so it was me all along! I thought we'd be alright after you figured that out...

Harry: Who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental...

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Neville: Oh my god, I've killed Harry Potter!

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Hermione: Ronald, wake up!

Ron: Bloody Hell!

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Some Random Guy at the Yule Ball: May I have your arm?

Parvati: Arm, Leg, I'm yours!

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When Fred asks Angelina to the dance.

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Ron: What about you Hermione, you're a girl. Want to go to the Ball with me?

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When McGonnagol is teaching Ron to dance and Fred and George are miming it.

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All of the Rita Skeeter scenes.

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McGonnagol: Are you and Miss Patil ready Potter?

Harry: Ready?

McGonnagol: It is tradition for the 3 champions, well in this case 4, to start the dance. Surely I mentioned that to you?

Harry: No.

McGonnagol: Well, you know now don't you...

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There are plenty of others, it was a really funny movie even if it wasn't the best...

*Padfoot*

my fav out of them all was from:
i dont kno it fully exactly but here it goes sommat like this?:

KRUM: you should not be here, this place is for champions,.... and friends


harry: HEY my eyes arent glistering the tears of my past!
Harry: accio firebolt!!!!!!!

hermionie: IM NOT AN OWL!!!

fred and george: give us an arm, give us a leg, pack in them together, neverrr!!!

oh gosh, this movie was simply hilarious, i liked all the fred and george parts. very funny. and the bath scene with murtal, that was a little twisted from the book but still funny. Ah, my favorite would have to be when snape kept hitting Harry and rons heads, i had a good chuckle at that one.


sorry there arent any quotes i just cant think of exactly what they said. so heres a couple that i can sort of remember.

Ron- Murder me Harry
Neville-Ive killed Harry Potter!
Ron telling harry to well.... i dont think i can say it.

this movie had so much great quotes and it is very hilarious.

Harry and Ron in the commons room after harry won the egg.
"No one could've figured that. It's completely mental."
It's kinda funny for the fact that was usually ron's line.

Hermione and Ron in the opening scene.
"Bloody hell!" that was really funny! It was so like ron and it kind of sets the mood to the whole story.

This isnt a quote but, it's the portkey scene. The trios fell with a thud but then Amos, Cedric and Arthur slides down calmly. Hehe, that was good.

Harry. "I love magic..." That was kind of cheesy, but....

Neville. "I killed Harry Potter!" Then harry leaps of the water without him seeing.

Lord Voldemort (oops) "Ah, I almost forgot about you being here, Harry!" yeah, like he would forgot his nemesis being there....

Ron and Harry before the ball.
"...murder me, harry..."

Harry with the twins while ron dances with pr. mcgonagall.
"You'll never make him forget this, are you?"
"NEVER!"

Hermione and the twins in the hall with the Goblet.
"That's not going to wo~rk.."
"Oh yeah? And why is that Miss Granger?"
"See this? It's an Ageing Line and it's drawn by Dumbledore"
"and...so?"
"So a genius like Dumbledore wont be fooled by something pathetically dumwitte as an Ageing Potion!"
"Well that's the magic of it!"
"Because he is pathetically dumwitted!"

Oh there's a lot of quotes.....wont waste my time listing em all though.

i should say that i love the way hermione rendered this script: "i'm not an owl!" i simply love the way he delivered it with her accent! i was used of joking my classmates with that part! i also love the part of cedric when his torso appeared in the sky and then he told harry "take my body back to my father.." it actually made me laugh. i should say my friend made me laugh. he thought cedric was saying "take my body bag!" hahaha! and then my friend asked me, "is that how cedric's body bag important to him???" and then i told him laughing, it was "body back!"

'I killed Harry Potter!' -- Neville.
'Kill me, Harry' -- Ron in his dress robes looking at the mirror.
'I even smell like my aunt Tessie.' -- ibid.
'Try saying that six times in a row fast. [...]' Fred and George.

And the winner is...

'Stupid ceiling.' -- the fake Moody after arriving and throwing a hex at it.

McGonnagall - put you left hand on my waste (or is it right lol)
Ron - Where!

Ahem, well obviously Neville's line.

Then there's 'well you can....WHAT?' when Hermione tells Harry that Ron told her that Seamus told him that Dean was told by Parvati that Hagrid was looking for him.

And the one in the common room, 'who..who could possibly figure that out? It's completely mental!' to which Hermione replies, 'Boys!'

My mate really loved the 'technically it's a ferret' line.

Oh yeah, 'Wannagoballwime?'...although that didnt come out as I'd hoped, but it was there nevertheless.

It's a real shame there were no really profound lines in there...Michael Gambon made the end seem so cheesey it's unbelievable.

There is that scene at the beginning, when they are climbing up in the stadium to find their seats and Ron is asking why do they have to sit on the top and there comes Lucius and says sg like " You will be the first to know when it starts raining."

i was laughing so hard

(not the exact quotes, sorry)

My favourite quote was when Dumbledore said "I agree... With Severus!"... It was excellent, but there were many others I don't really remember...

some of mine would have to be in the DADA lesson "i am here, because dumbledore has asked me. end of story. Goodbye. The End."
and the whole "Ronald would like me to tell you that seamus told him the dean was told my pavati that hagrids looking for you." ummm and loads loads more but i cant remember them

Rita: "Well isn't this cozy."
Harry: "It's a broom closet."
Rita: ""Then you should feel right at home."

Neville definitly was hilarious in this movie, though he was kind of stealing other peoples parts (dobby and the gillyweed etc) but it was pretty cool

i loved him dancing by himself.. twas so funy

this isnt really a line but when snape keeps pushing ron & harrys heads down when theyre talking.... hilarious ^^

My favorit is

"i killed harry potter" by neville and i just love how neville reacted and "i'm not an owl" when harry and ron are having some probs herm was some sort of a messenger and "cho can you go to the ball with me?" oh how romantic............................

Some Awesome quotes in this movie, I have to say! I loved lots of them-here are some:

"We don't talk about the tournament, actaully we don't talk much at all, Victor's more of a physical being."-Hermione

"Oh my God! I killed Harry Potter!"-Neville

"Might have mentioned it"-Moody

"The key is to concentrate. After that you just have to..." "Battle a dragon."

McGonagall: "Professor Moody! What are you doing?"
Moody: "Teaching."
McGonagall: "Is - is that a student?"
Moody: "Technically it's a ferret."

Rita: "Well isn't this cozy."
Harry: "It's a broom closet."
Rita: ""Then you should feel right at home."