James Pickles, I just have a bunch of theme music from the movies... He's a sheep all right, a very evil sheep anyway and he is the rolemodel for my littlest brother *sighs* which is too bad because he used to be really fun.

haha all the ones that are posted are funny and good. I tried them myself!
And here are some that I have to offer:

This one works best if you have a dog or cat.
The Accio Trick
-Get yourslef a chopstick or stick from outside to be your "wand."
-Take a dog/cat treat and stick it in your pocket.
-Then go around the house yelling spells.
-When your friend/ parent/ anyone tells you to stop, "Say I'm practising magic so I will be accepted in Hogwarts"
-When your friend/ parent says "Okay stop," say "what? My wand works. Watch."
-Grab your cat/ dog and sit it far away from you but facing you so they can still see you.
-Go beside your friend/ parent and wave your wand saying "Accio (pet's name)" and show your pet the treat.
-When your pet comes to you, whisper in their ear "See?" then go around laughing "MUAHAHA" like your insane.

hehe

This one works best when a lightbulb goes out.
Lumos.. Nox
-When the lightbulb in the room where someone likes to be goes out, dont tell them. *Remember it has to be someone that DOESNT like HP*
-Tie a little book light to your "wand" and go everywhere in that room saying "lumos" and "Nox" while that person is on the computer or watching tv or something.
-This is funny because the person doesnt know that the light is out.
-When the person says "just turn on the light because that it annoying", ask the person to watch you turn on the light.
-flick the switch a couple times and when nothing happens say "I'd fix the light with the simple 'reparo' spell but... I dont want to" and just laugh.

I have tried these... they worked for me they should work for you.

Good Luck and have FUN!!

I think the best way is to go to cordial dinner parties, have a little too much to drink and then....

start walking dazily in counter-clockwise circles while muttering...

something about purple triple decker buses from another dimension that get you to the train station after the invisible portal has closed and then start speaking to their mangy dog and telling it...

that it is out of prison now and it is safe for it to turn back into a hunky man-wizard.

After you escape from the straight-jacket and padded room, you can all have a really good laugh about it!

-Start tapping their forhead with your finger and when they draw back and ask what you are doing tell them you are trying to perform legilimency but can't do it so you are seeing if there is any brain in there do read.
-Pretend to be a Healer and then say, 'open wide' and then when they open their mouth say, NO!! In St Mungo's when we say that, we don't mean open your mouth, that is what muggles say, we mean open your stomach.
-Start speaking in code, and when people ask what you are doing say that if Umbridge finds you talking about Harry Potter in the Quibbler then you will be expelled from Hogwarts so you need to talk in code.

What I've done to my guy friend before to annoy him about Harry Potter is I was talking to him on Instant message and I was like "Hey let's connect so I can show you something" and once it was connected I sent him a picture of Daniel Radcliffe in the bath scene. It was brilliant. He told me how much he hated me then wouldn't talk to me. The next day I was laughing at him at school. He eventually got over it. I also talk about HP nonstop and I always tell him how hot Dan is.

My boy friend hated harry potter so i attempted doing some of the thing sugested in this thread but it back fired i talked about it so much that he is now interested in harry potter but is to lazy to read them himself so he is making me read them to him. i dont mind if it mean i have converted someone in to our land of harry...just saying that some of your WONDERFUL ideas actually make people lika harry rather then annoy them

Draw harry potter all over their posessions

If you go on camp, in 5 in the morning scream HARRY POTTER!!!!!!! and wake them up

talk about harry potter non-stop

relate everything they say to harry potter

loving rupert, liz

Do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again?

I find that the best way to annoy people who don't like Harry Potter is to talk about Harry non-stop.Some of my friends don't really care for Harry that much.They don't like the movies or the books.So i talk about harry potter to them.I say all kinds of things about the books and Veritaserum.I love to see them get mad over it.Its quite entertaining actually.Shhh don't tell them though!

Make random references only people who read Harry Potter would understand. Make them come with you to all Harry Potter related events, even if it's just a new Harry Potter action figure. Get a really old blue ford angila and say you just installed the invisbility booster on it. Buy an owl and name it Hedwig, Pigwidheon, Erroll, or Hermes, even if it looks nohing like any of them. Send them a tape recording of you yelling in a red envelope. At work, throw a paper airplane at them and say it's the newest memo. And finnaly, bump into walls muttering under your breath " I'm going to miss the train, why is the barrier closed?"

Thats so great lol! I do some of that stuff already on my sister but thank you very much

Also tell them radom stuff about the characters and cast of Harry Potter. Its also fun to do that WHILE watching one of the movies.

It was so funny yesterday. I got a stick. It wasn't a stick for an ideal wand but still. I picked it up and started shouting over my friends conversations and pointing it at them and shouting spells etc. They got so annoyed. I wanted to hit this boy Tom over the head with it and shout WINGARGIUM LEVIOSA! Oh well.

Go
-Omg did u read this in Harry potter
-Ask then question

I thought of a few good ways to annoy those kind of people.
1) Call them Mudbloods
2) Sing Double Trouble to them
3) Tell them they are the worst excuse for a muggle you have ever seen
4) Draw the dark mark on them.

where I live, there are alot of HP candies available. so of course number one ebil thing to do is offer them a BBEFB in disguise as a jelly belly.

Lets just say vomit flavor really invokes the real thing lol.

okay, i haven't read all the posts, but here are things i have tried:

i have actually gave me and my friends (even the non-HP fans) the nicknames Padfoot, Moony and Prongs (but never wormtail, because even though they are not fans, they know who he is and they would probably kill me for that)
ex. for my sis, cuz, and me, i was moony, my sis was prongs, and my cuz was padfoot

i have said to my friends do this or "i will avada kedavra you"

everytime i turn on a light i say lumos, and everytime i turn one off i say nox

i constantly remind them i support tonks/lupin (even though some of them don't know who lupin is, and none of them know who tonks is!)

i randomly sing "hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hoggwarts" when i am bored

me and my HP loving freinds made up a character called afrojames, who is based on james potter, but he got struck by lightning and got an afro. so now james potter is afrojames to us. we went around the school yelling "afrojames rules all" and handing out flyers telling who he is. then we wrote a themesong and we HONESTLY went around the school sining it at the top of our lungs, and we got in trouble, a couple times, i think.

i have done other things, but i can't remember them right now...

Go to a convience store or some place that sells magazines and look at them for a while and then go to the store clerk and ask them if they sell the Quibbler.

The best way is is hitting them...CHECKED....i do this everday at school...
-Ahhh,potter sucks!
--What didi you just say?
-You heard me...
-CRUCIO(a punch on the face),again,again
You don't like it now,do you,****!Not so funny now...
and then...AVADA KEDAVRA(a punch on the stomach)....NEVER TALK LIKE THAT....UNDERSTOOD????

That seems abit extreme.

-When you are walking in the corridors shout [b]"Yes I know that you have a major crush on the dude who plays Dumbledore in the Harry Potter movies but you don't need to tell everyone, we all know you love Harry Potter". This one earned me a kick. Use with caution.
-When you annoy your friends with these fabulous ideas and they say, you are treading on egg shells say "Where..no!! I don't want to kill Norbet"!!
-Also when you see a big bird scream that it is Norbet.
-And if you see a big horse jump up and down and shout that it is going to turn into a hippogriff any moment.
-Always declare yourself as a wizard.

Hahaa, these are all funny, but why dont we go to the simple route, theres like what?? 2 million or more HP fans, lets just beat it into them to like Harry Potter one by one by one.

1.Constantly say that they resemble Harry.

2.Take all their favourite celebrities posters and draw a scar and spectacles on them.(it's a risk).

3.Refer places such as the living room as the Entrance Hall (this should really annoy them)

4.Try to scream Dobby's or Kreacher's name and ask them wether they had seen them go somewhere.

5.Draw a invitation card and say that Nearly Headless Nick has invited them for deathday party.

6.Speak to them some rubbish.When they what you are speaking say it's Parseltongue.

7.When you get angry with them call them MUDBLOOD.

This is a really great thread. Everyone seems to have some really great ways to poke fun at people who have not been blessed with a Harry Potter obsession.

I can only dream about how sweet it would be to tell off the attorneys I deal with everyday by calling them Mudbloods or Filthy Muggles.

When out on a lunch meeting ask a friend who is eating salad if you can have a bite of that Gillyweed. Then explain to them you have a meeting with some Mer Clients in 20 minutes and will need the Gillyweed to be at the top of your game.

When on the phone with a client answer any question with "According to the prophesy....."

When you don't have an answer to a clients question, say "I am not sure, let me transfer you to the Head Master for the answer."

I dont know, just thinking of some things that would be fun but that I would never have the guts to do.

Brightest Blessings!
)O(

on valentines day send your friends all valentines cards with the poem that ginny wrote for harry inside them. also shout out the poem at random intervals.
act out the death/sacking/retirement/resigning of each of the defense against the dark arts teachers
carry around a book with all you favorite quotes in it and read them out all the time.
everytime one of your teachers mentions death (or the grim if youre lucky) scream and fall off your chair.

~~will be back with more soon!!~~

I though of some more ways to annoy People he hate Harry Potter. Tell me what you think.
1) Tell them that if they don't stop you are going to tell Voldemort where there parents live.
2) When they anger you say "I didn't ask for your opinon, you filthy little mudblood" then punch them in the stomach.
3) Ask them "Have you guys seen Mad-Eye Moody?"
4) Write "Hermione Granger" all over there notebooks.
5) Make an annoucemnt that you support Harry/Ginny ship.

suddenly notice your anti-harry-potter friend reminds you soooo much of harry/ron/dumbledore and constantly remind them. and then keep making them say their character's movie lines and jump and squeal because it's so accurate...

or draw harry potter glasses and scar on them whilst they are asleep hehe

OR if you're really evil... draw out a certain skull and snake design and convince them to get it tatooed on their inner arm because it would look 'awesome,' then see their reaction when they realise they've just branded themselves as one of Lord Voldemort's followers...

*Pull all kinds of pranks on them and tell them Peeves did it.

*When at the vending machine, frown and say loudly "Hey, where are all the Chocolate Frogs?"

*In gym class whenever you are playing a game that involves some kind of a ball, take that ball, chuck it at the nearest person to you and yell "Bludger!"

There are so many ways to annoy people who don't like Harry Potter, I have come up with a few:

Ask them if they know how to get in touch with the headmaster of Hogwarts
Tell then that your children are very talented witches and wizards
If they give you an attitude threaten to put the "Imperius Curse" on them
Tell them that they share a strong resemblance to house elf
Ask them if they got their essay for Ppotions done
tell them that the Ministry of Magic would like to talk with them
Ask them if they have an Albus Dumbledore card that they'd like to trade

Thats all I could think of at the moment

Ha i like the idea of this thread okay.

1. Shout spells, incantations etc. Out load and at random.
2. Say you look really ill, are you sure you haven't got dragon Pox.
3. Read sentences of the Harry Potter books out load. And ask them what they think.
4. Finally tell them that you have arranged them to marry Daniel Radcliffe or Emma Watson. Depending on boy or girl.

not liking harry potter? unfortunatly not many college students like hp down in cscc located in columbus ohio. i disagree with all of them. oh ya, another way to annoy people who dont like hp is to ask them if they know what wingardium leviosa is, or flipindo, or alohamora, etc. if they appear suddenly, ask them if they apparated. if your late for class, tell your teacher that you were attacked by boggart (just make sure they don't know what it is.)

would never work. In my school library you have to have a password and fingerprint identifacation!!!

- Talk about HP endlessly really quickly.
- When somebody tries to talk about something else call them a dementor
- At any oppurtunity pick up sticks and give them to your friends and teach them spells
- Anyone who wheres a stupid fur hat call them Malfoy

Sorry if these dont work for any of you.
I HAVE NOT done ANY of these!!!! Honest.

well this is sort of the most obvious thing to do... it's what i would do...anyways
i would consently about harry potter to them
or i would drag them along to the film
or i would read extracts of the book to them
i don't know... i would probably mainly bug them with theroies of mine and then ask their opinion. after telling me that they don't have a clue what i am talking about i would start ranting and raving at them or something like that

hey! im back with more! well ok not that many but you get the picture!

~buy one of those wands which is meant to be a replica of the actual ones from the movie and mutter a spell pointing at something behind his/hers back. then make your accomplice fall off their chair or something similar so that when they turn around it will look like you just casted a spell!
~make up lists of people from movies who could be on harrys side and another list of people who could be on voldemorts side eg: harry, ron, hermione, james bond, rachel from friends and jonathon ross.
on voldemorts side you could have: voldemort, bellatrix, malfoy sr, malfoy jr, sarouman from LOTR, and Homer simpson.
~Promise to make a mixed Cd with all their favorite songs on it but in the middle of their most favorite song ever, change it to Hedwigs theme. you have to do it in the middle of the song because otherwise they just generally wont listen to it.
~make a list of reasons why they should read the hp books and/or movies (yes i like making lists)
~make a list of famous celebrities who have read the book or have seen the films and incourage others to do the same.

will hopefully be back with more again soon

~For their birthday, get them Harry Potter themed bedsheets, posters, toothpaste, and shampoo and beam at them when they open it.

~Tell your friends that there's a much faster way to get to the bathroom- take the secret passageway from the second floor corridor that opens up at the statue of the one-eyed crone. This is especially amusing if your school has only one floor and no statues

~On your way to lunch, say "Man I could eat a hippogriff!"

Sounds Good!

There are people in my class who hate HP, but thankfully i don't need to deal with them, since my teacher is a HP fan!

Soo..here goes then!:

. Invite them over and make the party harry potter themed.
. When they annoy you mutter random spells at them
. Look straight into their eyes and mutter words and look wierdly at them and when they ask you whats going on, say you're doing legilimens.
. Look upset and act so upset and when they ask you whats wrong, burst into tears and say: "Dumbledore Is Dead!"
. Scream "Look behind you!" with a frightened expression on your face and when they look sigh in relief and say "phew..he just apparated" and when they give you a confused look, say impatiently "oh for gods sake, didn't you see? Voldemort was right behind you."
. When they annoy you say "Oh Sorry, i don't associate myself with filthy muggles"
. When you're late for something, just say "Sorry, there were some problems in the wizarding world"

Thats all for now!

Vian

lol thoses were good ones i liked the hum hedwigs theme

heres mine
-when they're acting odd ask them " are you under the imperious curse latly?"
- if they ever ask you what kind of gum you have say borbles best blowing gum
- consently ask if they want to go to honeydukes meaning the corner store
- poke them in the back of the head saying there was a beatle on it and that you thought it was rita skeeter

thats it for me!
any others for you guys?

Oooo, i have lots as my friends are not into the HP books (They have read them, but they find things amusing insted of sad at some parts, eg. Harry yelling sirius after he died)

-Prance around chanting "Ron and Hermione forever!" (Or whatever your ship is)
-Always compare things to something in HP
-talk in a brittish accent all day. Every day. And say you're practising for when you go to audition for the up-coming movie.
-If you already have a brittish accent, talk in a bulgarian one and say it's so you'll fit in when you marry Krum and move to Bulgaria.
-Ask them if they want to be your bridsmaid. Whe they ask why, say it's for when you marry Harry, Hermione, etc.
-Talk in a mystic voice all day and always throw in coments like "The signs are with you my dear" and say you're mocking Trelawny.
-start up a HP fan-club. Talk about it contastly.
-When in a subject you don't like, keep muttering under your breath "I could be doing something usuful-i could be catching up on cheering charms!"
-When someone hates you, call them Malfoy.
-Give everyone you know a Harry Potter character. Call them that every chance you get.
-If someone says something random, call them Luna.
-If someone pulls a joke, say "Your as bad as the Weasley twins!"
-If someone in on the conquest to world domination (Or just just domination of your head, which they will be willing to do at this point) call them Voldemort.
-If someone is straining to do something, say "Tut tut tut, over-dosing on you-no-poo AGAIN?"
-Prance around, chanting "Harry Potter rocks! Harry Potter rocks!"
-Prance around enchanting things with your plastic wand.
-Hum Hedwigs theme constantly. when they turn red in the face and looki like they are going to explode, you know it's time to do one thing-

Say "Are you ok? You look like Hermione when Ron went out with Lavender!"

Now they'll either explode for real this time, or they'll yell "THAT"S IT!" and leap at you.

Now's the time to run, or kill your self. Which ever seems more appealing.

My favourtie is the you-no-poo one. I said that to my friend and they threw an apple at me!

-You could wear a "Dumbledore is Not dead" pin and threaten to fight anyone who asks you about it

-ask your teacher if its ok to use a quick quotes quill on a test

-send a letter and ask your friend if they got your owl

-while reading the paper say things like "the cannon's lost again!" or "The ministries done it again!"

thats all i could think of...sorrry if theyre no good

1. I thought this one was the most simple one, keep talking about Harry Potter in front of them.

2. Kill them!!!!! only joking .

3. Keep telling them how you conquered the Dark Lord, Lord Voldemort.

4. Keep telling them how Albus Dumbledore is their great, great, great, great, great grandad.

I know they are rubbish but infact they sounded pretty ok to me so i just hope you like them and please don't take number 2 seriously !!!!!

i haven't read all of these, only a few, but here is what i can think of for right now, sorry if they have already been said:
-sign your christmas cards with: have a very harry christmas

-when a teacher says something, say something like: oh that reminds me of this one time in a harry potter book (my english/reading teacher is getting highly annoyed that i relate it to everything all the time, no matter what she says. for example we were reading a book called Crash, and i said "believe it or not, i can relate this to HP-" and almost everyone in my class shouted "don't worry we beleive it" including the teacher, before i could even finsih talking. mwahahaha!)

-tell each of your friends that either moony, wormtail, padfoot, or prongs is their new nickname. (i do this all the time!) (and then another time, i did this with my two closest friends, who are now known as padfoot and moony, and they actually let me call them that, so we have been moony, padfoot, and prongs for a year now! they rule!)

-when someone angers you, shout an unforgivible curse at them and then run away as fast as you can (i do this ALL THE TIME)

- potter puppet pals: constantly go up to people and go "BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER" while trying to knock them down (oh, the strange looks i get when i do that...)


i will update later!

Okay, mine have been tested, my two best friends hate HP...
1. Every few minutes look down at your watch and say 188 days 13 hours and 12 minutes until Ootp comes out. (my friend threatened to hit me after about the third time I did that today)
2. Say random things about HP, like just out of no where say I hope Ron and Hermione get together soon! or Professor Snape is so evil! or stuff like that...
3. Constently say spells when you think they could be used ex. if you break something say reparo or if you go to fill a cup with water say aquagumenti or whatever that spell is.
Thats all I think of right now but I'll think of more later!

Well I havea friend who always acts real weird around me because I like HP and she doesnt. She has a big thing of religion and so do I but she thinks HP and christianity dont mix! I was like what ever! I tried to explain that harry potter isnt just about magic but about friendship and good versus evil. Not who can do the better spells. She just wouldnt listen! I am best friends with her, but when it comes to Harry Poteer we just dont see eye to eye.

Those are all so funny! Here are some of my favorites:

-If it looks like some sort of conflict or fight is about to happen, start singing "Double Trouble."

-Creep them out with your best Voldemort impressions. "Bow to death. It should be quick. It might even be painless. I would not know, I have never died."

-Every few minutes look down at your watch and say 188 days 13 hours and 12 minutes until Ootp comes out.

-sign your christmas cards with: have a very harry christmas

-when someone angers you, shout an unforgivible curse at them and then run away as fast as you can

-You could wear a "Dumbledore is Not dead" pin and threaten to fight anyone who asks you about it

-When in a subject you don't like, keep muttering under your breath "I could be doing something usuful-i could be catching up on cheering charms!"

-When someone hates you, call them Malfoy.

-If someone in on the conquest to world domination (Or just just domination of your head, which they will be willing to do at this point) call them Voldemort.

Those are really good!!!

You have to be very careful whilst doing any of this. I used to read the books infront of my mum all weekend; now i canot start reading until 9:30pm (Stupid house rules).
Anyway talk about Harry Potter to all your freinds it will drive them mad. Especially when they are obsessed with something but dont admit it ( like my freind Kelly who is obsessed with a lad who cant be named)

lol i can't wait to do some of these on my friends! they don't like hp very much!
ok here are somethings i've found annoy my friends

*when they make you mad say they just don't understand because they are simple muggles lol

*everytime something is to far away yell accio until thye get so annoyed they get up and hand it to you lol

*when a person doesn't shut up yell at them silencio it works

*when it gets cold say oh there must be a dementor near by!

* name their objects after hp characters lol

*name your pets after hp characters!

*ask them if they have recieved their letter from hogwarts

*constantly tell them what house they would be in hogwarts

those are all they things i have done and have work very well in annoying my pals

ooh man this is great!
heres a few of mine...

1. paint "firebolt" on your household broom and ask your friend to bring it to you.

2. in a class with a teacher you hate caugh *umbridge* repetitivly. (works good if you have a friend who likes it also so you can do it together)

3. this one works for me, i memorized the sorting hat song from the 5th books, and mutter it under your breath.

4. i have a 365 day HP calandar, and i tell all my friends what the quote of the day was. i say things like "ooh did i tell you what the quote was" (when i have MANY times already) and if you dont have a calendar, pick a quote from a book each day.

5. simpily hum the theme song.

6. name your friends objects HP names, and then ask for it by the HP name.

7. yell crucio when someone upsets you.

8. if you throw something at someone and they catch it, tell them they'd make a good seeker.

9. talk about how hot the HP characters are.

10. if something is locked, yell previous hogwarts passwards at the door. EX- baubles! Cockroach Cluster!

11. offer someone a piece of droobles best blowing gum.

12. ask if you can borrow they're arithmancy (?) book, and point to a math book?

13. stand in front of a door your friend wants into, and make them guess the password. (pick a HP work the'll never guess)

14. pick nicknames for them. EX- me and my bff go by BELLA & CISSY (but then again she likes HP.)

ehh thats it 4 now...

they're not very good, but it was fun.

O.K. I love to annoy my friends who hate/ can not stand harry potter.
It is so easy....ha ha ha so this is what I recommend....

1 constantly nag them about their dislike of HP and ask repeatedly
" how can you not like someone as great as Harry Potter?" NAG & REPEAT

2 when someone doesn't agree with you tell them it's your way or
back to the Hogwarts Expess with them

3 tell them HP facts that they don't want to hear... over and over

4 tell them about what is happening on veritaserum

5 USE LOTS OF BRITISH SLANG ( unless you're british)

6 tell them the time in U.K. / America ( depends where u live, both
places are about 5 hours apart)

7 tell them who will die in the next movies, then say "well, you should have read the books like I told you to"

8 Tell a HP joke and when they don't get it say" Wow, you're as quick
as Gregory Goyle


Just suggestions

the thing i found that annoys non-Harry Potter fans is by simply talking to them about it...and i mean TALKING - non stop! - while discussing things you knowthey wont understand at all and simply think you're strange for talking about (like theories and horcruxes)

Oh, and it would be annoying for them if you referred to them only as a harry potter character that reflects their personality....

Well i think that answer covers it all really lp_supastar. Generally talking about it i know from experience. If i go on to my dad about a subject say Harry Potter he soon gets tierd of it.. Carry on jabbering to them and they wil soon flip.

I have a friend who can't stand Harry Potter and in gr.4 and in our class, at that time, Harry Potter was a thing everyone must've read. So, our teacher seeing that our class enjoyed Harry Potter so much, decided to split our class into the four Hogwarts houses. We had a mini ceremony like the sorting hat, except it was randomly chosen for the houses. I was in Gryffindor:D and it just so happened that year that friend got so annoyed by Harry Potter that we one day, all dressed up as witches and wizards to annoy her. Coincidentally, we went to an orchestra trip, and the very last song the orchestra played, was Hedwig's Theme, from Harry Potter. This annoyed our friend so much that everyone around her started pointing and laughing at her while she threw a tantrum. It was a great year.

How To Annoy Harry Haters

1. During summer vacation, tell all your friends you are counting down the days until you go back to Hogwarts.

2. When travelling, pack your belongings in a trunk.

3. Go to Kings Cross, and complain to nearby guards that the dorr to Platform 9 3/4 has been magically sealed somehow.

4. When you're next in a Department Store, ask them where their Wand section is.

5. Complain that muggle cars drive too slow, and if they just knew how to apparate then there'd never be another traffic jam again.

6. At the company dinner party, join in political conversations by stating that you think that the Ministry of Magic is much too discriminatory against non-human magical beings.

7. Tell your parents that, at your 17th Birthday, you want a new broomstick as your coming-of-age present.

8. Wear robes to school.

9. Tell friends that your exchange trip to France was excellent, though you don't think that Beauxbatons took as good an approach to magic as Hogwarts.

10. Go on and on about how you wish it were still legal to own dragons in the UK.

11. Whenever you feel upset, blame it on a nearby Dementor.

12. When your girlfriends are flashing diamond rings, tell them you'd much rather have something containing unicorn horn.

13. Punch a friend in the nose, but blame the nosebleed on the fact that he's obviously taken a Blood Blisterpod.

14. Shout at anyone who turns up to fancy dress in a Hogwarts uniform, exclaiming that you didn't turn up in *your* uniform, so they shouldn't be lazy and turn up in theirs either!

15. Eat your way through a bag of jelly beans on the train, telling those around you of all the different flavours you are experiencing (and really go over the top when you get a chilli pepper flavoured one).

16. Poke any and all muggle photographs you come across, shaking your head and muttering about how stupid it is that they don't move.

17. Go into great detail about how clever muggles are to invent things as ingenious as ballpoint pens and bicycles.

18. Give up with using keys in locked doors, but instead shout "Alohomora!" at them.

19. When told off for spelling errors in class, complain that the charm on your spell-checking quill must be wearing off.

And finally, to annoy all Harry Haters around you...

20. Every 31st of October, raise your glass and say "To Harry Potter... the boy who lived!"

Whenever your friend is talking about something very un-HP related, say in your best Briish Dumbledore voice "It is your choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities," and chant on and on about how cool and awesome Dumbledore is, how how evil Snape is for killing him.