james pickles
Dec 3 2005, 05:27 PM
lol discuss how to annoy people who dont like harry potter, here are a few.
-hum hedwigs theme constantly.
-talk to them about harry potter
-say they remind you of someone out of hp like neville longbottom
-ask them if they made the draught of living death yet because you cant master it.
-whenever they tell you to shut up about harry potter point at them and shout CRUCIO.
this is all for now
parvati
Dec 4 2005, 01:41 PM
i have to say that is really good, unfortunalty none of my college mates actuallly like hp :|, one of friends really hates hp 
but i will do as you have suggusted, i think i might just keep on mentioning how fit Dan is because that would annoy him aswell, well i suppose 'popular' guys hate hp, i think they are just jealous of harry potter/Dan.
- quote from Harry potter 
would be a way to annoy hp haters
cheers
parO
Kells bells
Dec 4 2005, 06:03 PM
Oh, the guy I sit by in IT is always telling me I'm obssessed as soon as I switch on my computer and he sees my wallpaper (Dan Radcliff shrine) my way of annoying him is to start debating with him as to who he thinks looks most like the charecters, who is the best actor in the films, telling him random bits of information about everything HP, going on Veritaserum.com in IT lessons... its quite fun
. Unfortunatly my friend thinks he looks like Dan Radcliff, which he so does not, so she points this out to him in order for me to shut up about HP because otherwise he will think that I think that he is hot. No Way!
I am always quoting from HP but he never notices unless I say something blatent like 'In the name of Snapes bikini top and suspenders will you shut up!'
harry4_LyF
Dec 4 2005, 07:48 PM
For the guys-
-Remind them how hot Dan is.
-Remind them how much thier hair reminds you of Harry
-Tell them that they have no magical expeirience what so ever to hok up with you
-Constantly talk about Daniel Radcliffe in front of them
For the girls-
-Talk about the dress robes from the foruth movie
-Talk about how much you love the school uniforms of Hogwarts
-Talk about how shopping in Diagon Alley is so much better than the mall
-Tell them that school robes are so the new black.
Aethonon
Dec 4 2005, 07:57 PM
These are great! I especially loved "Diagon Alley has better shopping" and "You have hair like HP!"
Let's see....
I'm drawing a blank here....
Ask them if Molly Weasley knitted them that sweater...
If anyone asks you where you're going on break, say "Flourish & Blotts." Then go to Barnes & Noble--it's almost the same thing.
Ask them if they might have seen your wand, you misplaced it.
Wear your Voldemort Tee on "casual day."
Agent0042
Dec 5 2005, 02:55 AM
Sneak lines from the books into everyday conversations.
Hum any song at all from the movies, partciularly "Harry's Wondrous World" because it's so wonderfully hummable."
If it looks like some sort of conflict or fight is about to happen, start singing "Double Trouble."
Imitate the Shrunken Head.
Creep them out with your best Voldemort impressions. "Bow to death. It should be quick. It might even be painless. I would not know, I have never died."
Padfoot12
Dec 5 2005, 08:14 AM
Ooh, this is a good thread...
- keep singing and humming songs from HP, particularly Double Trouble and Hedwig's Theme
- keep updating them on what happens in every book
- after you have been oing the above for a long time, you can start saying things like "do ya wanna know who died, do ya, do ya?" as though they like it
- keep saying that they remind you of other HP characters
- bring the books to school or work to read out your favourite extracts.
That's all for now!!!
*Padfoot*
razzberry2
Dec 5 2005, 08:57 AM
Ooh, there must be loads of ways to annoy my friends because none of them are into HP. Lets see...
* Take out your wand around them frequently in public and point it at stuff you want and yell clearly "Accio" to retrieve it.
* When you're sitting around telling personal anecdootes always quote little mishaps that happened to characters in the books as if they happened to you. eg: "You should have seen me when that humungous Basilisk came at me!"
* Dont pick up the phone when you know they are calling because you're too busy on Veritaserum.
* Start using English slang words on them like prat and git.
I just know I'll be back to this thread!!
Krieltje
Dec 5 2005, 09:16 AM
*lmao* Razz, I also know for sure that you’ll be back in this thread, you are practically the human form of Fred&George
I love your stuff.
- When you’re in your friends house take some powder and get in the fire. Throw the powder and when nothing happends tell him you didn’t articulate the word good enough because of your sore throath. Don’t forget to leave through the door after so your mate can clean up the mess.
- When you miss the schoolbus ask someone to bring you. When you reach school and your friend asks how you get there say: “ the Knight Bus brought me”.
- when You’re eating swish and flick with your knife a few times, when they cast a bewildered look at you, say that you try to accio their meat because your “Padfoot” (which is sitting besides you at the table) is hungry.
Kells bells
Dec 5 2005, 10:31 AM
I hate to be gloomy but half of these are not going to work for me - for reasons as described above. I cant describe people as looking like Harry Potter when I am also going on about how hot he is, and I can't try talking in a British accent or British slang because, well, I'm British. Do you realy not use prat and git? How odd...So i'll stick to using my pen and saying Crucio. And humming the tunes. And quoting random phrases. O.K. there is a lot I can do.
james pickles
Dec 5 2005, 09:06 PM
lol here are some more.
-scream in lessons or when you are in company; HE WILL ONLY BE GONE WHEN NONE HERE ARE LOYAL TO HIM.
-mutter random spells under your breath eg. lumos, incendio, SECTUMSEMPRA. or you can shout them depending on what you want.
-when your teacher asks you a question say, molly wobbles or three turns should do it.
-mutter the horcruxes under your breath.
-sing the hogwarts song.
-talk like dumbledore and pretend to be all wise.
-say they remind you of argus filch or mrs figg.
ill be thinking of some more
Anglophile92
Dec 5 2005, 09:42 PM
most of my friends like harry potter...expect for like 2. Those 2 un lucky people...*sighs* what i do:
-just keep talking about HP non-stop (i can go on for hours)
-talk about how the british guys are so cute, and all the guys here are not (i tell my guy friends that!)
-Use british slang like Brilliant, and Bloody Hell
-Just talk about JK Rowling, and how she's so bloody rich!
-talk about dan in the bath scene!
yeah i do alot more!
james pickles
Dec 5 2005, 10:51 PM
-come to school with water and make them drink it and then start asking them questions, and when they dont tell the truth or say why would i tell you that scream. YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE TRUTH, THIS IS VERITASERUM.
-walk past walls and tell people that you are just trying to find the room of requirement.
-when your watching the film, add commentary. eg. oh this is where hermione holds rons hand when harry tries to stroke the hippogriff.
-ask people if they saw the chudly cannons over the holidays and refuse to explain what your talking about.
-when you are in public shout accio in every shop you are in.
-ask people in the shops if they saw the new advert against discrimination against house elves.
Aethonon
Dec 5 2005, 10:56 PM
These are so funny, you guys are great at this!
One more...if you don't like their outfit, go up to them and ask, "Did you let your house elf pick out your clothes again?" Then shake your head and walk away.
Agent0042
Dec 6 2005, 12:41 AM
| QUOTE |
| Do you realy not use prat and git? How odd... |
Yeah, that's really true. Say either of those to anyone in the United States who hasn't read Harry Potter or picked them up from some other British import and more likely than not, you'll just get a funny look. And they definitely aren't used in normal, everyday U.S. conversation. Another one you won't hear anyone saying in the U.S. usually --- "cheek" as in "I don't take cheek from anyone, not even the 'Chosen One.'"
harry4_LyF
Dec 6 2005, 03:27 AM
-Talk in a fake British Accent. (It works)
-During class, take out a pencil and yell CRUCIO to the teacher (Haven't tried it yet)
-During break, put on a cape and run around the lunchroom like your harry Potter (Never will I do that)
-Everytime something goes wrong, say ," BLODDY HELL!"
-When one of your friends is being a brat, call them a git.
-Talk about the movies...
-Talk about how Voldemort is going to kill us all if we don't do something about it.
-When in the libary, check out HP books under your freinds name. (Really Works.
)
Oooh, more coming soon!
P.s. Prat is used a lot in my school, but of course, 75? are HP fanatics.
Agent0042
Dec 6 2005, 05:09 AM
| QUOTE |
| -When in the libary, check out HP books under your freinds name. (Really Works. ) |
Now, now, now, I work at a library and I'd just like to say --- don't go checking things out under other people's cards, folks. It's just not right. This message brought to you by concerned librarians everywhere.
Kells bells
Dec 6 2005, 08:39 PM
What is it with this British is harry potter thing? The talking in a British accent does not work in Britain. I think that Harry Potter would have more of a scotish accent as he spends most of his time at Hogwarts which is in Scotland but if I spoke like that evry one would just think I was mimiking my headmaster. Honestly, the cheek of it! Some people are such ignorant prats. Wow - I can talk in a language no one from the US can understand! And do you realy not know what snogging is? Do you call things mingin? Do you greet people by saying Alright But?! Oh the joys of British life!!
Oh and guys in Britain are not as hot as Americans. Sorry to burst any misconceptions.
james pickles
Dec 6 2005, 10:56 PM
someone talks to you or laughs at you yell YOU FILTHY MUDBLOOD, HALF BREEDS, CREATURES OF FILTH. and laugh at them when they look at you funny.
-give them a harry potter nickname and when you talk to them use it and when they look at you funny or ignore you yell. YOU IGNORANT IDIOT, YOU KNOW I LOVE HARRY POTTER, and walk of in a sulk.
-when people call you a harry potter geek tell them that you cant hear them because harry just put a muffliato charm on you.
-stay up late at night writing up stuff like this, my grandma keeps yelling JAMES, GET TO BED, i cant stop laughing,anyway.
-draw snitches and sorting hats all over your school books.
-screech in a high pitch voice and sing a song about death. when people look at you just say you are practicing for nearly headless nicks next deathday party
-boast how well about how harry taught you in the DA.
-yell at the top of your voice, OH MY GOODNESS IVE JUST FOUND OUT THAT HARRY AND VOLDEMORT AR GOING TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE TRIPPLETS WHICH HERMIONE IS GOING TO LOOK AFTER AT ST MUNGOS. make sure it is in public.
-consult your headmaster/mistress about petitioning for harry potter uniform.
harry4_LyF
Dec 7 2005, 02:16 AM
| QUOTE |
| Now, now, now, I work at a library and I'd just like to say --- don't go checking things out under other people's cards, folks. It's just not right. This message brought to you by concerned librarians everywhere. |
-ignores-
-Pretend your textbooks are spell books and yell out your vocab. spells as spells like the HBP made spell notes in Harry's textbook in HbP!
-When in the library, search for The Polyjuice Potion and tell you're freinds that you'r trying to find out who opened the Chamber of Secrets.
-Pretend you're a 'mudblood' and fall on the floor like you're petrified.
Hehe, more to come.
-Listens to MTV-
pensievethought
Dec 7 2005, 03:11 AM
| QUOTE (SOAOFMCCCLS(spew2u) @ Dec 6 2005, 01:46 PM) |
| What is it with this British is harry potter thing? The talking in a British accent does not work in Britain. I think that Harry Potter would have more of a scotish accent as he spends most of his time at Hogwarts which is in Scotland but if I spoke like that evry one would just think I was mimiking my headmaster. Honestly, the cheek of it! Some people are such ignorant prats. Wow - I can talk in a language no one from the US can understand! And do you realy not know what snogging is? Do you call things mingin? Do you greet people by saying Alright But?! Oh the joys of British life!! Oh and guys in Britain are not as hot as Americans. Sorry to burst any misconceptions. |
Hey . . . this thread is funny. Hold on, and, well . . . . . im American as well, and i know what snogging is . . . . in America we say making out. Oh, and for fun, shagging is "getting some" or "laid" hahah . . . . hmmm . . . . oh and how we say hello . . . . its not that different really . . . . just hey or yo or hi, or sup (sup is a shortened thing for "what's up?" which is for "whats going on with you?" cause we americans love to shorten everything. Hmm . . . .) Oh, and a few others. Im not sure if you know this but its fun anyway:
biscuits- cookies
blokes- annoying mother ^beep^ haha . . . .
bloody- i guess its like very or oh my god
brilliant- (well its a word here, duh, but we don't use it. This one should make sense it means the same thing) excellent
chips- french fries
fancy- to love or have a crush on, which you've guessed . . . or you can say you
like them.
jumper-sweater or jacket i think
knickers- underwear haha
loo- bathroom, toilet . . . the john haha
nicked-stole
trolley- cart
wicked- f-ing awesome hahaha . . .
hmmmm thats all i can think of. Oh, and for the actual thread thing hahhah.
-take the janitor's broom and pretend your flying it and run around school.
-at random moments, reach for your forehead and yell "AHH . . . . VOLDEMORTS HERE, I CAN FEEL IT"
-when someone tries to pay you back money, tell them that they must change their money to wizard's money.
-spinkle dust on people and tell them that its floo powder
-take a stick with a green ribbon on the end and shake it and yell "avada kedvara" to someone you hate.
-beg for mercy under the teacher you hate, get long nails and weird hair, and say "yes my lord, yesss"
-sing the theme, everyone knows it
-make your hair really greasy and say "vengance is sweet"
-get a wolf mask and be like . . . oh no, the moon . . . ahhhh sirius help!!!
-wear one of those sharp hats that the death eaters wore in the fourth movie and when someone says you look like the black version of the kkk, yell to them "YOU MUST NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE DARK LORD" hahaha
i can't think or anything else
~~~~>Pensievethought
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Chelsey_princess
Dec 9 2005, 01:46 PM
I have a friend who bubbles up with anger at the mention of dear Potter!I annoy her by sending her Harry POtter's pics!Whenever she starts her Brad-Pitt-is-such-a-hotiie!I scream SILENCO or CRUCIO!And she goes....REALLY Chels!
Caoo
Dec 9 2005, 02:47 PM
Haha, this was fun
I always talk about Harry Potter, play the songs on the guitar, sings them, and everything like that! That annoys the other so much...
If they don't like Harry Potter, talk about it like a professor, say how much you like it, what's happening, who's dying and that sort of stuff... *evil laugh*
Hugs, Caoo
roonil_wazlib
Dec 9 2005, 05:40 PM
Ha ha, these are so funny. There are a lot that I do on purpose. SO funny.
- Refer to Harry Potter constantly, during classes and stuff (it drives my friends crazy)
- Constantly discuss Harry Potter theories
- Always have a HP book within arms reach (my friend once confiscated one of them because it was 'for my own good')
- Hum Hedwig's Theme 24/7
- Quote HP
- Burst into tears at the thought of a dead HP character
- Celebrate random HP holidays or events (my friends went insane when I mourned for James and Lily on Halloween)
- Kidnap their notebooks and write HP related stuff all over it
- Send them forwards that have to do with HP
- Force them to watch HP movies with you
- Attempt to "convert them"
Oh! I just thought up a couple more:
- Whenever you're at a bakery, ask if they sell Pumpkin Pasties or Cauldron Cakes
- Get something like a chopstick or a hairstick and keep it with you at all times, claiming it's your wand
- Carry signs that support SPEW
- Tell youir friends about random facts about HP characters, like Voldy is 70 years old.
SOAOFMCCCLS(spew2u), you're being a party pooper!! So what if they won't work, they're just funny to think about and make up!!
Kells bells
Dec 9 2005, 08:14 PM
Ahh, but I like doing them. Which I can't do when it comes to British accents. I am going to convert my school badge so it has S.P.E.W. written on it, that will annoy evryone. And is there any important HP days coming up? Like, who's birthday is soon? I could find out somewhere else but I'm too lazy. Oh, memorising the books help annoy people. Then they can't confiscate them but you can constantly mutter "Mr and mrs Dursley, of number 4 Privet drive, where proud to say that ..." Its realy fun.
james pickles
Dec 9 2005, 09:08 PM
-when someone asks you what your house number is say it is 733837, or 62442.
-write to them complaining that they havent joined the protest against the discrimination against good werewolves and centaurs.
-say that you have dan radcliffes email and give it to everyone at school. say it is dan_radcliffe_punk_life_and_hp@hotmail.com or something like that.
-write letters to the police saying that they still havent caught snape for killing dumbledore.
-ask your parents for a pet bird and when they get it you say you dont want it anymore because it isnt fawkes.
-keep poking them and say that hermione put a poking charm on you because you stole her book.
-if anyone calls you name for liking harry potter yell NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION YOU FILTHY LITTLE MUDBLOOD. then when they look at you weird shout AVADA KEDAVRA and walk away grinning.
-buy them harry potter merchandise for their birthday or christmas.
roonil_wazlib
Dec 10 2005, 02:09 AM
| QUOTE |
| And is there any important HP days coming up? Like, who's birthday is soon? |
Voldy's birthday is on the 31st of December.
- When you're celebrating a HP event, go on and on about it, but refuse to tell anyone what it is. (I did this on Halloween; you wouldn't beleive how annoyed my friends got)
- Rename class pets and/or a friend's pet to HP names (my friend has a ginger coloured cat that I am itching to call "Crookshanks")
- Talk to random animals, insisting they are animagi
- Use the Unforgivable Curses on random people and complain when they have no reaction
Agent0042
Dec 10 2005, 04:31 AM
Whenever somebody who isn't a Harry Potter fan says something about the series, just say "Honestly! Am I the only one here who's read Hogwarts: A History?"
Grab an ordinary household broom, decorate it, and paint the word Firebolt and a fake registration number on it then pretend to fly it around.
james pickles
Dec 10 2005, 08:51 AM
| QUOTE (roonil_wazlib @ Dec 10 2005, 01:16 AM) |
Voldy's birthday is on the 31st of December.
|
how did you find out it was voldys birthday?
-ask people if they will help you protest against harry potter not being on the countrys' flag.
-same with national anthom.
-burst into tears in public and sob on the floor, and when people ask you what is wrong and come up to you scream, DUMBLEDORE DIED. and then get up and walk out smiling.
-if you see harry potter or see the books in a shop run in screaming and squeel HARRY POTTER and run around the shop being excited.
-sing harry potter sorting hat songs
-sing harry potter in a song.
Chelsey_princess
Dec 10 2005, 10:41 AM
Hey this is soooo good!
| QUOTE |
Kidnap their notebooks and write HP related stuff all over it
- Send them forwards that have to do with HP
- Force them to watch HP movies with you
- Attempt to "convert them" |
I used those and they worked quite well!I took my friend'snotebook and covered it with things like:
Dan is such a HOTTIE
HP is the bestseller!
Emma rocks
and some HP's famous lines!
I invited my friends for a sleepover last night ansd purposely put on the HP 3rd movie!That was a good reason to have a pillowfight which we all enjoyed!And now I'm gonna forward this post to Sasha who goes Grrrr at the mention of HP!
Thanx roonil_wazlib!
Chels,aka Dan's greatest lover
razzberry2
Dec 10 2005, 12:05 PM
| QUOTE (Chelsey_princess @ Dec 10 2005, 09:48 PM) |
I invited my friends for a sleepover last night ansd purposely put on the HP 3rd movie!That was a good reason to have a pillowfight which we all enjoyed!And now I'm gonna forward this post to Sasha who goes Grrrr at the mention of HP!
Thanx roonil_wazlib!
Chels,aka Dan's greatest lover
|
Oh dear!
I love the idea that putting on POA inspires a pillow fight amongst friends! ~rotfl~
You know, this is all powerful stuff, I hope no one miss-uses it in an evil kind of Voldermort way
luckyfish
Dec 10 2005, 12:42 PM
Well I have a fe ways to irritate my friends who aren't that mad about harry potter like us!Mind you I have done a few of these unintentionally and it worked like a charm!
1.Show them your whole collection of HP things from pics to items!
2.Hum the HP theme song all day long
3.Talk about the latest film but change the topic to HP!
4.Invite your friends for an HP night and they have to dress as the characters!(I never tried it)
5.Talk about things that happen in the books that they don't even have a clue about!
That was soooo fun telling all these ideas, I choked with laughter!
I will be back for more ways believe me!
Tonksified
Dec 10 2005, 06:49 PM
91 Ways to Agitate Someone Who Doesn't Like Harry PotterHere are my favorites:
7. Rewrite their favorite song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.
8. Crowd their inbox with Harry Potter related e-mail and make sure the subjects are misleading.
25. Yell "Get away from me, Death Eater!" whenever they get near you.
28. Complain loudly about how your pictures don't move.
49. If they ask for your phone number, tell them it's 6-2-4-4-2.
50. Say "Alohomora!" everytime you open a door.
59. Treat them to lunch and then suddenly realize you can't pay for the meal since the restaurant doesn't accept Galleons, Sickles, or Knuts.
60. Run up to random men with long, dark hair and scream, "SIRIUS! I always knew you were alive!"
78. Demand to know what exactly the function of a rubber duck is.
85. Hum Hedwig's Theme constantly and be sure to include any crescendos, decrescendos, accents, etc.
86. Petition to have Hedwig's Theme become the new National Anthem.
90. If they ask you about the weather, solemnly say, "Mars is bright tonight."
padfootchick14
Dec 10 2005, 06:56 PM
This is really funny heeheehee!
Let me try:
1. When someone asks you to fetch something, say "Oh, I don't have my wand. So I can't summon it, sorry, you have to get it."
2. Relate absolutely EVERYTHING to HP.
3. Constantly quote the books.
4. Throw something at a friend and then say, "Oh, sorry, mate, from a distance there it looked like you were trying to hex me."
5. Act all paranoid about your personal safety and then when people ask why you do that say, "Professor Moody taught me to watch out whenever (name the people you are with) is/are around, because they are wanted in the wizarding world for murdering 13 people with a single curse."
6. Whenever you see a black dog yell "Hello, Sirius!"
7. When someone is really annoying you, say "That does it! Detention for three nights and fifty points from Slytherin!"
8. Talk with a British accent (if you're not British, like me) and use British slang like "trainers" and "bloody hell!"
james pickles
Dec 13 2005, 04:03 PM
-go into sweet shops and ask them where the drooble best blowing gum is
-go into sport shops and ask them if they have any quaffles or budgers.
-go into music stores and ask them here the song about a wizard Odo is or where the weird sisters album is.
-everytime you have a sweet say you have just been to honeydukes to buy all your sweets.
-comment on how good madame rosmertas oak matured mead is and her firewhisky.
-write christmas cards but instead of saying merry christmas or seasing greetings whatever you normally put, put a few facts and quotes from harry potter in there and then sign it as peeves.
-say they are invited to the yule ball or the halloween party or triwizard tournament at hogwarts.
-make your own daily prophet and give them to all your friends and teachers and laugh when they ask what it is and then look shocked and cry "its the daily prophet, dont you want to know if harry has found all the horcruxes yet" and go off and sulk.
-leave bits of paper and cloth around and say you were just trying to set the house elves free.
HPgoldsnitch
Dec 13 2005, 06:31 PM
Hey All,
What if you pretended to be able to tell the future like Professor Tralawney, and all the sudden ramdomly like go into a weird daze while your walking with your friends and be like " The Dark Lord lies alone and friendless, abandoned by his followers. His servant has been chained thesee twelve years. Tonight, before midnight... the servant will break free and set out to rejoin his master. The Dark Lord will rise again with his servant's aid, greater and more terrible than ever he was. Tonight... before midnight... the servant... will set out... to rejoin... his master." (pg. 324 PoA)
I don't know, just an idea.
roonil_wazlib
Dec 18 2005, 03:57 AM
Wow! It's been a while since I've been here! Anyways, here are some more...
- Refer to HP in essays and other projects (I'm actually doing that!)
- If you're on the road, change all of the music to HP soundtracks or audio tapes, the DVDs to HP and if everyone's just staring out the window, read HP to them and force them to listen (this would drive my sisters crazy)
- Randomly smile during classes or stuff and whenever your friends ask you what happened, mention something about HP (this drived my friends up the wall)
- Whenever something is broken, point a stick or pencil at it and try to fix it using "Reparo!" and insist that it works and refuse to let anyone else take care of it
- Send your friends pictures of HP actors daily and send them comments
- Sneak onto your friend or siblings computer and change as much of the customizing stuff to HP, like the background, hompage, etc.
- During conversations, randomly pull out an umbrella and point it at whoever spoke last and yell, "Never insult Albus DD in front of me!"
- Draw a scar on your forehead and wear it in public whenever you're at school or out with your friends
- Try to convince them to get one too
That's all for now!
Agent0042
Dec 18 2005, 04:46 AM
- Flail your arms and legs around like crazy and if anyone asks what you're doing, just say that you're "dancing the hippogriff."
- Take a swig from a cup and pretend like you've just swallowed felix felicis.
- Insist that you're wearing an invisibility cloak and that your friends simply should not be able to see you. When they insist that they can, insist back that they must be using some sort of dark magic.
roonil_wazlib
Dec 18 2005, 06:02 PM
| QUOTE |
| - Insist that you're wearing an invisibility cloak and that your friends simply should not be able to see you. When they insist that they can, insist back that they must be using some sort of dark magic. |
Ha ha. I love that. Oh, here are a couple that have been annoying my sister today:
- Whenever decorating something (eg. Christmas tree), insist to make it silver and green, gold and red, blue and white, or yellow and black and when they ask why, say that they are slytherin, gryffindor, ravenclaw or hufflepuff colours. (I'm trying to get my mom to let me decorate it slytherin colours, but she's allowing gryffindor ones instead)
- Find a random red stone (I have this mini plastic one) and insist it's the Philosopher's Stone. Annoy everyone by trying to figure out how it works.
Kells bells
Dec 22 2005, 02:55 PM
I've done so many of these, they are so fun! But can i ask the significanse of saying your phone number is 733837?
Our Christmas tree is in Gryfendore coloures
As are all my school files
I will change my pencil case to match
Complete with wand
I am so dancing the Hippogriff at the New Years part with my friends, they will kill me.
I thought about pretending to be trelawney, never did though.
I will send HP e - cards to all my friends
Knit yourself a hp scarf with matching mittens and say Dobby gave them to you. (this is fun and effective)
I am so saying "Mars is bright tonight"
Hedwigs theme so will be the new Welsh national anthem. It WILL!!!
Make up a tune to Harrys valentine song - "His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad...." and sing it. i did this and my friend just said "Arnt fresh pickled toads red from all that blood?" i guess Harry was on the computer too long...
Sighn Christmas cards your name then Potter or Granger or whatever.
james pickles
Dec 22 2005, 04:43 PM
on jkrowling.com there is a mobile phone or cell phone whatever you call it and if you press the numbers 733837 you get a prize and plus on your phone it spells peeves.
-never do your work in your computer lessons, instead go on hp websites and forums
-doodle harry potter stuff all over your books and your friends,
Vindictive Dark
Dec 24 2005, 09:28 AM
Hmm. This sounds amusing...
*Ask them to be beta readers for your HP fanfics, but don't tell them it is one unless they ask.
*Meet them at the movies, but tell them to leave a little later, so you can get there and buy the HP tickets. Then, tell them you got tickets to see (insert name of movie they want to see here) and keep them distracted so they won't see the HP sign over the theatre door.
*When they complain about cleaning, kindly remind them that if they had house elves, they wouldn't have to.
*Pretend to see the Grim in their drink, and proceed to tell them how doomed they are.
Kells bells
Dec 27 2005, 03:16 PM
Oh right - thanks james pickles! I tried dieling it on the phone on JK Rowlings website but I didn't get a prize.
gryffin_hauz_88
Dec 29 2005, 09:47 AM
My friends and I did this thing to a friend who didn't like Harry Potter. Whenever we're talking and we feel that we wanted to annoy him, we'll just suddenly start calling ourselves in our Harry Potter names (I use Luna's name) and pretend to be at Hogwarts. Using our pens, it served as our wands...
And of course, that friend of ours has his own Harry Potter name... funny, he's You-Know-Who. He knows who's Voldemort and he really hates us when we're doing that.
james pickles
Dec 29 2005, 02:28 PM
haha i like that one gryffin_hauz_88 i just normally scream at my friends when they refuse to be called that name and are getting annoyed lol. wow all of these are amazing.
-say you are going out with a person called ginevra.
-everytime you stay at a friends house go WHA WHA WHY HAVENT YOU GOT HARRY POTTER WALLPAPER. its funny
-switch there room around when they have gone to the bathroom and say it was the houselves making room for the banished centaurs to live.
roonil_wazlib
Jan 2 2006, 03:39 AM
Wow, so many have been posted that it's hard to keep track, so I apologize if these have been mentioned:
- buy them HP stuff as gifts
- if you're out shopping with them, and you see something from HP spend hours debating what you should get (like if you see two scarves that resemble Gryffindor and Slytherin, debate over which one you should get) and end up getting eitherboth or neither
- during a conversation about animals, bring up creatures like Kneazles and Thestrals
- if someone throws out a stack of papers or if you see a really bad book, complain by saying: "Whatta waste of paper, that could've been a HP book."
karsh05
Jan 2 2006, 03:46 AM
ooo....i've got experiance in this topic:
-talk about harry potter constantly
-use harry potter refrences constantly
-try to explain the books to them in long, excited explanations!
-TALK ABOUT HOW YOU SPEND 6 HOURS OF YOUR FREE TIME ON A HARRY POTTER WEB SITE TALKING ON THE FORUMS TO OTHER HARRY POTTER OBSESSED PEOPLE!!
*trust me, these are very true, as im currently talking to one of my weird non harry potter friends and asked her the worst ways to annoy her!!!!
HPgoldsnitch
Jan 7 2006, 03:33 AM
These are all great. lol I tried some of these on my friends, and it drove them crazy.
Loony_Luna
Jan 7 2006, 05:10 AM
This is sweet, here are a few of my ideas that either I do myself, or I should do:
-When mad at them, shout: "Crucio!" or "Avada Kedavra!"
-imtate Ron by saying: "Blimey, bloody brilliant! or bloody hell,"
-go on Veritaserum every single day and tell your friends what new Harry Potter news you found out.
eg: Omg my gosh! Guess what! GoF will come out on DVD on April 11th!"
-rave on and on about how you saw GoF before they did
That's all I can think of now... bye!
Loony_Luna
james pickles
Jan 25 2006, 07:26 PM
-Go into a fit and go bog-eyes and look at your hands as though they are mutating and babble non stop about everything you know about Harry Potter for about two minutes, then when your friends demand and explanation just say you didn't talk about Harry Potter for 10 minutes so your brain needed to catch up on him.
-Everything they say go, ooh I bet Harry does that, or nah I don't think Hermione does that.
-Constantly ask your teachers if the class will watch Harry Potter.
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