well you people know there's a topic that the characters in hp would never say. of course the topic's called "things i'll never say". but this topic is things you WANT them to say. so have fun! here's mine for a start:

-Ron looking at the love potions disgustingly followed by fred and george in the weasleys wheezes shop.-

Fred and George: ron! wait....

Ron: what?!

Fred: good thing you hate love potions. you got lavender brown on the go from what we heard.

Ron: who told you that?!

George: ginny.

-Ron rolls his eyes-

Fred: so are you still going out with lavender brown?

Ron: no way....she drove me mental!

George: oh i see. so you planning to ask hermione then?

-ron spun around facing them looking afraid-

Ron: i...i do not like-

Fred and George: save it ron. we both know you like her.

George: i think the whole world knows by now....

Fred: yea....

Fred and George: (laughs)

Ron: you think? am i that obvious?

Fred and George: yea.

Ron: do you think i have a chance?

Ginny and Harry: (walk in) have a chance of what?

Ron: erm...uhh...noth-

Fred and George: asking hermione out.....

Ginny: well, it's about time!

Harry: yea....

Hermione: (walks in with a smile) hey you guys! what's going on?

Ron: oh hi her-hermione....( smiles weakly)

Hermione: hi ron.....(looks confused)

Fred and George: (nudge him on the shoulder and whispers....) tell her already....

Ginny and Harry: (looks at each other and smiles at ron)

Ron: uh...her-hermione?....erm...(get's a pygmy puff quickly and holds it out) pygmy puff?

Hermione: uhh...thanks ron...

Fred, George, Ginny and Harry: (sighs deeply simply annoyed)

well that was mine!

OK, I'll go next:
This is kinda sad but if this were in the seventh book I would absolutly love it!

The three had set out looking for the horcruxes together, but they got seperated: harry found hermione, and they found ron's body 3 days after. He was killed in a battle with the death eaters. alright here goes:

Harry: I know this must be hard for you hermione, as you liked ron so much...

Hermione: HARRY! who ever said I liked ron!?

Harry: It was, well, rather obvious...

Hermione: (sorta to herself) wow, i never guessed I was THAT good...

Harry: good? at being obvious about a guy? you lost me.

Hermione: actually, I've just been, well, i dont want to say pretending, because that makes it sound just awful, but i guess distracting myself, from the real guy I've been in love with since I was 13...you.

Harry: me?

Hermione: I was going to tell you AGES ago, but by the time i was ready, i found how you liked cho, and then that went crashing down, and i was going to then come out when you and cho broke up, but i thought the topic of a girlfriend was a little to tender yet.

Harry: woah...go on...

Hermione: so i was going to wait until our sixth year, but with everything going on, I just kept putting it off. Then you got with Ginny, and I wasn't about to screw that up, and then everything just spun out of control...

Harry: Wow, you waited this long to tell me how you felt? That's absolutly crazy.

Hermione: Well, I thought now would be the best time, as we might never get another chance, with you being either murdered or a murder...now I just wish I would have told you sooner, that way we would have been able to spend at least a little time together---

Harry then cuts hermione, who has started to cry silent tears, off and pulls her into a kiss.

Harry: Nonsense, we have an eternity.

Hows that sound! Harry/Hermione Forever!!

well i can see your a hermione/harry shipper, but why kill ron? as you can see, i'm a hermione/ron shipper but that's ok, your story was good. a little sad but good.

Here's mine--

Hermione, Ron, Harry, and Ginny enter the garden in the Burrow. They sit around a fountain that spits out water and showers them.

Harry: Ginny...come sit by me.

Ginny goes over to him and they kiss. Ron and hermione stare.

Hermione: RONALD! JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Ron (shocked): Hermione...what are you talking about?

Hermione: I KNOW YOU LIKE ME RON! EVERYONE KNOWS! JUST MAKE YOUR MOVE SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER! (softly) The truth is..I love you too.

Ron looks stunned. Tears run down his face, but Hermione dosent know if hes crying or if its just the fountain water. He kisses her.

Now its Harry's and Ginny's turn to stare.

ha! that was great but i really didn't get the "now it was hermione and harry's turn to stare" thing. does that mean harry and hermione were both shocked that ron finally kissed her or does it mean hermione wants a kiss from harry too?

Oops sorry I typed the wrong name *hides* I've edited it. Hehehehehe..I'm glad you liked it!

My scene

Ginny:Harry I love you
Harry:Same here Ginny
hermione:Kiss already
Ginny:Shut up Hermione

I know stupid but I'll think of a better one later

Ooooh, I've written whole stories of things I wish they would say. This is one I put in the "Things I'll Never Say" thread, it was quite popular. My friend Muddy Freckles and I did it.

Harry: AHHHH!
Ron: Harry, what is it?
Harry: Hermione just fell off of a ten-story building in Zimbabwe!
Ron: What?!? Is she okay?
Harry: *fake sniffs* No...she's...dead! *big fake sobs*
Ron: NOOOOOO! 'Mione, I LOVED YOU!
Hermione: (coming up behind them) I love you too, Ron.
Ron: Wha...but...Harry...how...I...you...
Hermione: Just kiss me already.
Ron: With pleasure.
Harry: My work here is complete.

And here's the best (but highly unrealistic scene)

Harry: Hi, Alaina, my best friend.
Ron: Hey, Alaina, best bud.
Hermione: Hi, Alaina, best mate.
Alaina: Hey, guys! What's up?
Harry: Oh, there's someone we'd like you to meet. Alaina, this is Gerry Butler.
Gerry: Hi there.
Alaina: I love you.
Gerry: I love you too. *kisses her*

Siiiiiiigh...that'd be the best!
~Gerry's Gurl~
(Alaina)

heh...i like the whole setup and all, but i dont exactly get the whole gerry-alliana thing? did i miss something??

Haha, GG, that was a good one It made me laugh so hard!

I'll try then... hope I've understand it.

Harry: Ron, Hermione... Ginny... I want you to come with me when I'm looking for the Horcruxes.

I'm 99% sure he won't say it, but I would like to It's much funnier if they join him.

Hugs, Caoo

Hey GG! That was awesome! And very hilarious! Especially the Zimbabwe thing...hhehehehee. I wish thatd happen....

Thanks, Chris! So do I...oh, so do I...

Sorry, karsh05, I know it's a bit confusing...but my name is Alaina, and I sign everything "Gerry's Gurl", he's my favorite favorite actor ever. And I want to be best friends with the trio, see. So if my best friends, the trio, introduced me to my true love, Gerry...get it now?

And Caoo, I'll bet you twenty bucks that you're right and Harry won't say it. He might think it. He won't say it.

~Gerry's Gurl~

Omigod, padfootchick that first one was so funny. Ha ha...great ruse. I don't think I'll be able to come up with anything funny...*tear* I think it's my writers block...*sob*

lol! those were all good. i LOVE yours GG! i read that one in "things i'll never say" and it made me laugh soooo hard. thanks for posting guys.

I wanna try this!
Here I go!

Harry is off looking for horcuxes while Hermione and Ron stay at Hogwarts. Ron and Hermione are walking along the Black Lake.
Hermione: It's so lovely out here!(sighs)
Ron:*whispers* That's not the only thing that is lovely out here.
Hermione: What did you say Ron?
Ron: Erm, What I meant to say that...
Hermione cuts him off and kisses Ron. Ron looks at Hermione lovingly and is about to say something.
Hermione: Don't say anyhting, you'll ruin it.

I so wish that would happen!

these are all great...im gonna give it a go.
ron:hermoine theres something i need to tell you
hermoine:ok ron what is it?
ron: i've loved you since i was 11
hermoine: i was hopin youd say that sometime during this life
*they kiss*
not very entertaining but i wish it would happen!

Hahahahaha! You guys really have great things that you want them to say and I would love it if they said something like that too especially if it were ron and hermione... They make a great couple but they are bugging me when they just don't admit to each other that they love one another...

I would like it if the whole scenario came out like this...

Harry, Ron and Hermione in the library doing homework...
They are really stressed out with the workload...Ginny comes in and Harry and her leave to go for a walk...
Ron:I wish we..uh...I had their luck...You know at being happy with someone and all...(blushes)
Hermione:(smiles sadly)yeah..That would be something wouldn't it?(Looks up hopefully)
Ron:Umm...Hermione...
Hermione:Yeah(interested now)
Ron:I have something I have been meaning to tell you...
Hermione:Go on..
Ron:Well, the thing is...You know when Lavender and I were dating?
Hermione:(disappointed)yeah...
Ron:Well, I wasn't actually into her and all...She was ok in the beginning but she could never measure up to someone who I know very well and actually..I love...
Hermione:And who might that be Ronald?(unconcerned)
Ron:Well..It was...Uh...It was you all along...
Hermione:(blushes uncontrollably)...I..well..uh...
Ron:You don't have to say anything...I know we are just friends and you have Viktor..I just thought it was the best time to say,you know..considering the circumstances...Its okay if you don't feel the same way..I
Hermione:RON!Shut up for goodness sake...Let me speak...I have loved you too and seeing you with Lavender was painful...I knew there was something but I didn't want to say something...I guess we have just been too stubborn for words...

Moments later...Harry and Ginny spot Ron and Hermione coming out of the entrance hall...Hand in hand

I know..Pretty lame..

Oooo I like this thread!! Okay:


Ron -- Harry ... hey HARRY!

Harry -- What, Ron?

Ron -- Harry, my Alphabits are sending me some kind of message! They say OOOOOOOO! What d'you suppose that means??

Harry -- Ron, Those are Cherrios.

AHAHA I love these! Here is something a little different not that I am a Draco/Snape shipper but anyhoo

Draco and Snape have just escaped from Hogwarts after killing Dumbledore.

Draco: Thanks so much for doing this for me Professor.
Snape: Anything for my favourite student (winks at Draco)
Draco: You know Father will be disappointed when he hears about us.
Snape: Why is that?
Draco: Didin't you know? He fancies the pants off you!
Snape: (said in dismay)Isn't there anyone who doesn't?!
Draco: We fooled them all big time. Pretending that Crabbe, Goyle,Pansy and the others were Death Eaters and you preending to be Voldemort and telling my mum that I had to fulfill those tasks.(laughs) you have some imagination.But a lot of people did get hurt and you didn't actually have to kill Dumbledore though.
Snape:9said thoughtfully)Oh yeah...my bad.
Draco: But it was sexy the way you said (Draco pulls out his wand trying to immitate Snape)
Snape: Draco no!
Draco: what its just a bit of fun. Anyway I loved the way you said Avarda Kedavra.(get of green light from Dracos wand hits Snape in the chest. Snape falls down dead.) WHAT HAVE I DONE!
(Wind starts to blow and clouds form in sky. Enter voldemort)
Voldemort: There you are!!! I have you now...What have you done?(looks down at thelifeless Snape)
Draco: I didnt mean to..I was(sobbing) just...
Voldemort: No don't cry its a good thing. If you hadnt have killed him I would have for immitating me. I do not have a low raspy voice (Voldemort sighs) I dont do I Draco.
Draco: Well..I
Voldemort: DO I ?!
Draco: No.
Voldemort: Well I suppose we better get rid of Snape's body...Wait whats this(reaches into Snape's pocket pulls out a book) "Ten Ways To Immitate Voldemort and the Death Eaters"(Voldemort looks at Draco in anger.)
Draco:(said in a panic as he begins to run) I had nothing to do with it!

I don't know where that came from but it would be funny to see that it the book. HHAHAHA. Snape will never die

Ron: Hermione this is something I always wanted to tell you.
Hermione: What's that?
Ron: I love you.
Hermione: I love you too.
Ron: *give Hermione a kiss*
Hermione: *gives Ron a kiss bak*

In the final battle

Voldemort: Harry... I am your father.

haha, LOL, nah! I was just kidding. xD

But I'd love it if Ron tells Hermione that he loves her (he already told her in HBP, but not in the meaning that we all want right? lol)

Another one:

"Harry, Dumbledore is not dead" This is the thing I want the most!

xD

Ron and Hermione are in common room alone.

Ron: Hermione there has been something I have been meaning to tell you...

Hermione:*still writing* What is it Ronald I have alot of homework to do...

Ron: Well its just I kind of..well...what I mean to say is...

Hermione: Spit it out Ron!

Ron: Oh bloody hell! *Ron kisses Hermione*

Hehehe I love it!

I don't know why I thought this was cute but ...

Ron and Hermione are in the commons when she brings Crookshanks to school for the first time.

Ron: But Hermione, that thing will kill it!
Hermione: No it won't, if you'd pay attention to your rat better, Crookshanks wouldn't touch it! UGH!

Scabbers and Crookshanks run towards each other and Ron trips over Crookshanks and hits the ground, Hermione likewise trips over Scabbers and they land on each other....

Ron: Hermione, you know, i've always loved you, you know. I've just been jealous of Viktor and any other guy you've liked.

Hermione: Aweh, finally Ron, I've beenw aiting for you to say that for a long time.

Both of them kiss, happy ever after.

Harry: Hermione, come watch Ron make a fool of himself
Hermione:Okay
*Harry leads Hermione to the boys dormitory and they get under the Cloak*
Ron:(singing)But my heart's in the song,she makes this feel so right(end singing) Should I ask her out? Better shake it, yikes!
*Harry and Hermione sneak into the dormitory*
Ron:*picking petals of a flower* Ask her out, No ask her out
*Harry and Hermione are in the dormitory.They take the Cloak off*
Harry:BOO!
Ron:Arrg! Harry!
Hermione:Ask who out Ronald?
Ron:uhh...you
Hermione:YAY!!

Edit: YAY!! This is my 400th post!!

Aww, some of these Ron/Hermione things are pretty cheesy...something HAS to happen between them in book 7 though.I kind of like the 'bloody hell' idea. So Ron.

HARRY: Oh ****'s you
VOLDEMORT: Of course it's me! Who did you expect?
HARRY: Santa Clause
VOLDEMORT:Oh be quiet! [b][/b]Ava-
HARRY: haha I dodged it!
VOLDEORT: But no one dodges me!
HARRY:I just did! Avadera Kedavera!
VOLDEMORT:On god *drops dead*
HARRY: Well I have killed hime so...what do I do now??

LOL how funny is this!

Here's one I thought of:

Draco: Harry! Harry! wait up.
Harry: What do you want Malfoy?
Draco: I, I just wanted to let you know that I am sorry for all the bad I've done to you.

Harry looks at Draco suspiciusly, wondering what he's getting at.

Harry: Oh really? What are you really up to Malfoy?
Draco: I just thought that we could be friends thats all
Harry: Friends? You and I? Are you serious?
Draco; Yes I am serious. If we were friends we could accomplish so much together.

Harry again thinks that Malfoy is up to something.

Harry: What is it that we could accomplish together that I could not accomplish on my own?
Draco: Well I just thought that we could hang out together and you could teach me some of your spells.

Harry thought for a moment

Harry: Ok Malfoy, I'm willing to give you a chance

Draco looks eagerly at Harry

Draco; What spell are you going to teach me?

Harry pulls out his wand and says Imperio and Draco begins to run around like a dog barking and such, panting and jumping up on Harry.

Harry: Well you're no Sirius but you'll have to do I guess.
Then he and the barking drooling Draco walk off into the sunset.

Not funny, this one, but I'd like to see it regardless.

Christmas at The Burrow

There's a knock on the door, Ginny opens it to revel Percy standing there. He enters and begins to make apologies to his family. Harry and Ron eye him warily.

Percy: "Ronald, Harry, Merry Christmas. Look, I know I've been a bit of a prat over the last couple of years. I'm sorry about that and I do hope that you'll be good enough to forgive me."

Ron: "Right. You have been a bit of a prat, and personally, I think we were better off without you."
Harry; "He's right, you know. You were a prig. And as for your apology, alls I can say is, sit and spin Percy, sit and spin."

I'll give it a whirl.

Hagrid: Inside his hut combing his hair with a metal rake (singing I’m too sexy…)

Madame Maxime: Outside looking in through Hagrid’s window and gives out a chuckle

Hagrid: Whose thar? Oh it is you me little half-giantess

MM: Whut? I am ze big-bone woman, zat is all. What wuz zat you wuz zingin?

Hagrid: Oh.. something Grawp taught me

MM: Will you teach me for ze talent show thiz weekend?

Hagrid: Well O’ course.

Now just picture in your mind both Hagrid and Madame Maxime both singing the song “I’m to sexy”

I dunno, just my first try at this.


Bye for now, Sebastian

Whenever I read the books I always come up with scenes in my head...but I can't remember all of them now...but I'll try one.
After the whole sectumsumpra scene:
"Poor Gryffindor...fourth place this year, I fear..." Snape heading toward door
Harry: No
Snape halting in tracks and turning around with a sneer: I beg your pardon?
Harry: You don't even know what happened.
Snape: The evidence is Mr. Malfoy lying at your feet, bloody. I've seen all I need to.
Harry yelling: Do you know what would have happened if I hadn't done what I did. It would have been me yelling and twitching at your feet. I would have been in so much pain that I wouldn't have wanted to live any longer.
Snape raises an eyebrow: Is that so?
Harry: Go check Malfoy's wand. You'll see the last spell he almost preformed. If you don't believe me, ask the wand.
Snape: There will be no need for that. I've seen all I need to. 10 o'clock. Saturday.
Harry hits him in the jaw.
Snape: double detention time now and a referral to the headmaster.
Harry: Do you really think I give a **** what you think, you (insert word of choice here)Spits in face and stalks out

I put the end that way because he knows that he won't get Quidditch back he really doesn't care what happens...
This isn't written very well but it'll be fine for now...

Ron to Hermione - " Will you go out with me?"

Hermione Huffs - " About time."

The two embrace in a romantic kiss.
I think nearly everyone want's this.

Also i want Ron to smart remark Snape. So he doesn't get detention, trouble is i don't know how to put it.

MALFOY: Hi MJ
MJ: Hi Draco
MALFOY: I love you
MJ: I love you too
MALFOY: I am taking you to the movies
MJ: Can we see a romance movie?
MALFOY: Okay
~~~~At The Movies~~~~
MALFOY: Are you okay MJ??
MJ: Yes, I love you
MALFOY leans over to kiss MJ on the cheek but MJ turns around and he accidently hisses her on the lips.

Sorry I love this to happen. I think Malfoy is a tad cute

hehehe ... this is not something i want to desperatly happen,but would be funny if it did!

Ron: (Runing towards them waving a newspaper) HARRY! HARRY!
Harry: What?
Hermione: Yeah, what?
Ron: (Panting from running) Hagird ... Madam ...
Harry: Madam ....?
Hermione: (Astonisingly) Maxime?
Ron: Yes ... they ...
Harry and Hermione: WHAT?
Ron: Hagrid Maxime ... had baby!

*Harry spits out mouthful of pumpkin jucie and Hermione starts choking on a sugar quill*

Ron: Yeah ... Miranda ... they called her ... set world record ...
Hermione: World record?
Harry: Miranda?
Ron: She weigh a tonne! ... Litterary!
~
Yeah, that's what would be so funny! I'd be laughing soooo hard!
~
Ron: JUST SHUT UP HERMIONE! JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!
Hermione: I WILL NOT SHUT UP AND I"M NOT ANSWERING THE QUESTION!
Ron: FINE! I GUESS YOU DON"T WANT TO KNOW!
Hermione: STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS! IT WON'T WORK! YOU THINK THAT I'M GOING TO SHUT UP IF YOU JUST-

*Hermione is cut off from shouting by Ron spontaniously kissing her in front of everyone in the entrance hall*

Hermione: Uh ...
Ron: Yeah ...

*Everyone burst out cheering*

Harry: YES! FINALLY!
Ginny: About time!
Harry: Hey Ginny! You owe me 10 galleons!
Ginny: But it's after christmas! You said until midnight on the ...
~
That's all i want!

Ron: Hermione, I love you!

Hermione: I love you too Ron!

Draco comes running up to Harry,

Potter I just realized something!

Harry says to Draco: And whats that Malfoy?

Draco to Harry: I just realized that you and I are more alike than I originally thought.

Harry furrowing an eybrow looks at Draco and says: And just how is that?

Draco to Harry; We both want to kill Voldy come on lets go see Dumbledore!

The two skip off down the hall arm and arm singing "We're Off to see the Wizard"

I would have dearly loved for, at the end of book 5, to go up to Umbridge and say:

Harry: I hate to say it - no I love to say it - but, I told you so.

Because she is the biggest b**** (btw I put the asterixes in) I never knew.

LOL, unfathomable!
All these are great... I'd love for Luna Lovegood to kiss Harry and for Hermione, in a moment of pure nastiness, to set Ron up on a date with Eloise Midgen. And here's my little skit:

Harry is leaving the Dursleys for the final time.

HARRY; Goodbye and thanks for nothing, you abusive (insert obsenity)s. I hope I never see you again.

Harry mounts his broom and kicks off. Aunt petunia runs after him.

PETUNIA; Wait! Harry... Harry, I... I'm sorry. (her face twists unexpectedly into a smile) Good luck.

That would be so sweet. Something HAS to happen with Aunt Petunia in Book 7. Or, alternatively...

Harry is leaving the Dursleys forever.

VERNON; Good riddance, you filthy, slimy little boy. And good riddance to that crackpot fool 'Dumbledore', too --'

Harry punches him and he hits the pavement, out cold. Dudley and Petunia start screaming at him but he rides away into the night.

Go harry!
~TWP

great ones guys !
i'll try :

harry, ron and hermione are walking on a dark forest and they hear someone running

draco: he...can't..find..me...i gotta...run...ARGGGGGGGG!!! potter...what are you...doing here?

harry: what are YOU doing here? what's wrong malfoy ?

draco: i ...escaped..i've been running for days..i don't know where to go.. (starts crying)

ron: haha malfoy, don't cry like a little girl!

hermione: shut up ron! ...come here draco, sweetheart, everything is ok now.(hugs him)

ron : HERMIONE!!....what.. ??...should i start crying now?? perhaps.. you would hug ME?(blushes)

hermione : (looks at him) what do you mean?? why would you want to hug ME?

harry: come on hermione, don't act like you don't know !

ron: i love you

hermione: what??...i mean...i love you too (runs to him and kisses him)

draco: HAHA! I KNEW IT!!!!

so lame.......lol!

Here are some:

Neville to Ginny: You know I have always loved you?

Ginny to Neville: Really? Since when?

Neville to Ginny: Since our date at the Yule Ball, when you..you know did that thing..

Ginny to Neville: You were'nt supposed to bring that up agin Neville! She grows angry at him and turns away

Neville to Ginny: I was just going to say you were brilliant when you were a backup dancer for the Weird Sisters thats all, never seen anyone with those moves before.

Ginny looks at Neville, a smile of relief spreads on her face "Oh yeah right that"
As the two embrace in a long kiss.....

ER..ok...

Harry: Ron, I've set you up on a blind date.

Ron: Oooooh!

Harry: She should be here in a minute. She said she'll meet you over there by the fountain.

Meanwhile...

Seamus: Neville, I've set you up on a blind date..over there by the fountain.

Neville: Oooooh, how exciting!

MEANWHILE!!!

Hermy: I'm supposed to be going on a date with Ron but I don't think I'm going to go!

Ginny: OOH! I'm supposed to be going on a date with Neville! But I don't want to go either!

Hermy: Let's stay here together then!

By the fountain...

Ron: Hello? Is anybody there?

Neville: Who is there?! Are you my blind date?

Ron: You must be! Who are you..I'm around here!

Neville: RON!

Ron: NEVILLE!

Neville: So..ahem...you're my blind date?

Ron: I guess....Nevillie..I..have something to say. I love you. Ever since I first saw you I LOVE YOU!!!

Neville: Oh Ronald, I love you too!

*They lock in a passionate embrace!*

THE END!

*Curtain down, exeunt stage left*

All's well that ends well:
McGonagall to Harry/Hermione/Ron: Come in, it's about time you all showed up. Any later for your detention and-
Harry: Professor! Professor Umbridge is locked in a broom closet in the hallway.
McG.: Oh my! Who locked her in; tell me you didn't.
Hermy: No one saw us do it professor...
Ron: ...And if any one asks we'll say you gave us detention...
McG.: What are you saying exactly Mr. Weasley?
Ron: Umm
Harry: What we're saying Professor is, well, we nicked a couple of shovels from Hagrid's. And if Umbridge should go missing, who is to say, umm. We thought you might...
McG. (rolling up her sleeves): Which closet did you say Potter?

The Dursley's have decided to have a go at Harry's Gringott's account:
Vernon and Petunia sit at a table with Urknak (Harry's fund manager) and Harry:
Urknak: Yes, it seems you wish to be reimbursed for this boy's upbringing.
Vernon: Yes, that's right. Raising a boy can be quite expensive
Urknak: Quite. Now then, how much have you spent on Mr. Potter's clothing?
Vernon: Well, most of Harry's clothes are hand-me-downs from his cousin who is older-
Urknak: I see, very economical... (scribbles on parchment)
Vernon: But his trainers, those were never Dudley's
Harry: Of course not. I had to scrounge these out of a rubbish bin! There are holes where my toes poke out. See, look!
Urknak: VERY economical (frowning and scribbling a little faster). Now then, food.
Vernon: Well the boy does eat a lot. Teenage boys, you know.
Harry: I've spent four months at your house since I started Hogwarts. AND, I eat half what Dudley does! Not to mention the times I went hungry.
Urknak: I'm sorry to hear that. So, the family fell on hard times, eh? You all went short on rations?
Vernon: Well, we all have to tighten our belts some-
Harry: When did you go hungry? When did you have to eat bowls of soup slid through a cat door?
Urknak: Is this true Mr. Dursley?
Vernon: The fact is, uh, he was doing magic, uh
3 hours later we find the Dursley's looking rather exhausted
Urknak: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, I find that you owe Mr. Potter 672 galleons.

Ok, I really don't know if I'm being original or not because I couldn't read all of your posts but here's my shot:

Harry: "Listen, I realize I am depressed in most part of the books and that I really express that, but that's not a fair enough reason for you to stop paying attention to me and ignoring my needs and...."

Ginny:**loud snore**"

Harry" Ginny! you aren't listening to a word I say!"

Ginny" I'm sorry! but I'm really fed up with your constant complaining!"

Harry: "I thought you loved me"

Ginny: **sighs desperately** "Ok, whoever is tired of his constant complaining raise hands!"

**The entire Great Hall raise hands**

--The End--

Is it any good guys? If not don't worry I'll think of something!

Haha that's great fragglecomegomibayas that really raised a giggle!

ok:

Draco: No!!! MOTHER!!!! *screams*

Narcissa: I'm sorry pumpkin but you just can't have her

Draco: But...I love her....she's beautiful!

Narcissa: Draco, I simply refuse to pay 300 galleons for Daisy the Teddybear!!!

Hehe!

This is an excellent forum, so I'm going to ruin it with my bad posts. Sorry but i wanted to write something

Harry is about to set out with Hermione and Ron to find the Horcuxes. It's nearly midnight, nearly Harry's birthday when he can legally do magic. He's in his room with Ron and Hermione, about to fly out the window when...

Harry hears a tap on the bedroom door and turns around. There it is again. He goes to the door and opens it an inch to find Ginny.

Harry: Ginny, what are you doing here?
Ginny: Harry, I wanted to give you a present - are you going somewhere?"
Harry: Ginny, go to bed, please.
Ron: You all right there Harry?
Harry: Yeah its just Ginny (turns back to Ginny) Please Ginny.
Ron and Hermione start muttering behind Harry. He can't make out what they are saying.
Ginny: Not until you get my present!
harry: fine what is-
Ginny pushes open the door, sending Harry flying back and Ginny lands on him.
Ginny: Sorry
Harry: thats okay
Harry pulls Ginny up and Ginny kisses him on the cheek
Ginny: thats my pressent 4 u. Can I please come with you?
Harry: What do you think (as he turns around to Ron and Hermione)

But Ron and HErmione are sitting on the floor kissing.

Hermione: Wha-oh yeh, c'mon

Harry:(to Ginny) fine, go pack your stuff we're leaving in five minutes

Ginny kisses Harry and runs off to pack

i know its lame but heyjava script:emoticon(':wub:', 'smid_18')

Here goes mine I hope you like it.

Outside by the lake....

Ron: Hermione?
Hermione: What?
Harry: (oh oh I think he is going to do it)
Ron: Uhm...
Hermione: What?
Ron: I dont know how to tell you!
Hermione: (patiently excited) Tell me what?
Ron: Well....
Hermione: (cracks at the suspense) Oh Ron I have been wanting to tell you for a long time too.
Ron: Really??
Harry: (oh Gosh this is silly)
Hermione: Yeah I mean I love you too!
Ron: (chokes) What??
Hermione: I Love you! Isnt that what you are going to tell me???
Harry: (Wow that was unexpected!)
Ron: Umm not exactly...
Hermione: (Now confused) then what is it??
Ron: Harry and I wanted to see if you could le us borrow your potions essay!


He he I mean since a lot of people seem to like H/R I thought to make it a bit more funny than cheesey.

Snape - " Oh please i didn't really kill Dumbledore, here he is alive."

Dumbledore jumps up.

Loads of people want Dumbledorr alive.. I know i do.

Oh Potterfan7, that was super funny, i'd love that to happen!

*Harry's sitting all alone and depressed in his bedroom and number 4 privet Drive, thinking about how he wishes Sirius was back*

Harry: *Sighs* if only i could turn back time.
Oddly familar voice from outside the window: Why turn back time when i'm right here?

*Harry opens window to find Sirius clinging to the drain pipe*

Harry: Sirius! You're alive!
Sirius: Yes-yes i am and please help me off here because i think this pipe is going to break any minuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

*The drain pipe falls away from the wall and Sirius ends up with a huge crash on the ground.

Harry: Sirius! Are you ok?
Sirius: *in a this-is-taking-a-huge-amount-of-effort kind of voice* Never been better!

*The crash woke up the Dursley's and Uncle Vernon comes barging into Harry's room and strolls over to where the window is*

Uncle Vernon: What in blazes are you do-who the hell is that?
Harry: Oh-that's my god father-you know-the one who broke out of prison?
Uncle Vernon: AHHHHHHH!

*He and the rest of the Dursley's end up screaming, running down the road in their pyjamas, while Harry and Sirius live happily ever after*

The end.

Awwww, that would be super funny!

Ok, well I just want to say first of all that these are great, you guys! I'll try giving one a whirl but don't laugh at it, I'm an ammeteur...I write music not little skits!


During The Final Battle...

Harry: Finally, we've come to this! I've destroyed all of your horcruxes-
Voldomort: Harry - there's something-
Harry: Shut Up!Don't ruin the moment! I've got everyone's attention here...you can talk when I'm finished ok?
Voldomort: But-
Harry: Do I have to raise my voice?
Voldomort: Oh fine...puts head down and falls silent
Harry: As I was saying ... I've destroyed all of your horcruxes ... and now I shall destroy you! Bwah ha ha ha!
Voldomort: Looks up
Harry: Bwah ha - oh fine ... say whatever it is you want to say.
Voldomort: Harry ... I - Am - Your - Father!
They both run towards each other in slow-mo
Harry: Daddy.....
Voldomort: Harry.....
They embrace in a father/son hug


Sorry, I know it's dumb. I don't know where that came from but whatever.