Thank you for the compliment on my age, Stef. It is good to know you youngsters still appreciate the wisdom possessed by a gentleman of my years.

And yes, most people do not use pickup lines. I am certain that is a good thing.

But just imagine you were 2 when I was born!

I really wonder where pickup lines came from. Who was the first person to use them? When did they officially become "pickup line"? Why do people fall for them?

Darron, you may be 22 but I am almost 19 and I am going to have braces now! *sigh* So my age matters more than yours! Though the doc said I look like a high school girl which I guess is good, right?
I believe that normal people do not use pickup lines either. They were made probably by stupid people to be used by equally stupid people with no sense of humor or brains.

By the way, I found these, they are so much fun!

Pick-up lines throughout history
In the Beginning
Adam to Eve: "You think THAT'S a serpent..."
Noah: "I've got an ark that'll make you flood!"

Ancient Egypt
"Let me guess...your name is Sandy?"
"The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?"
"You must be the eighth wonder of the world!"

Roman Empire
"If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'V' and 'I' together."
"Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."
"You could set any chariot on fire!"

Ye Dark Ages
"The plague is devouring me alive! Won't you?"
"Ignorance is bliss and so art thee."
"Got a light?"

Puritan Lust
"My heart burns like a witch for you."
"I've got the 'thanks' ready, if you'll do the 'giving.'"
"Lucky church pew..."

The Civil War
"United we stand, divided we fall...catch my drift?"
"Oh, fiddle-de-de, Scarlett...I insist..."
(Southern belles only) "Won't you be my love slave?"

Haha!

Those were very amusing Alkisti, and it is a good thing you look like a high school girl. If I recall correctly you do look younger than 18

Right ok, I was bored so I googled strange pick up lines and these were the best:

*You sure have a great looking tooth. *Chirp*

*You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

*Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

*I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you

*Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Alright that's enough ! Some of those made me laugh

Haha, all these are so funny! I've heard so much I can't remember them all... I just remember one good one, though. It's:
''You're the rainbow in my sky''
It's so hilariously cheesy! I tried to use it in a comic and realized how retarded it was. Lol

Alkist, pickup lines are a recent invention. While amusing, your lines are merely jokes. That being said, do you think Adam REALLY needed a pickup line on Eve? There was the whole issue of only man on Earth....what were her options?

Alright, the funniest pick-up line is are you wearing space pants, cause your butt is out of this world.

No one in their right mind should ever use that

Even is she was the only woman on the earth don't you think Eve wanted to feel the love? I'm sure if not she'd have felt like the only option(even though she was). Adam still had to woo her!

Women are women and they need to feel wanted and charmed! So, Eve may have been with Adam, but this doesn't necessarily mean that she really liked him.

Ok, I don't mean to insult anyone, these are meant to be funny and entertaining since we were wondering who came up with them first.
I still wonder though!

I don't doubt that in the least. My point was that Adam would never need to use a pickup line. He would of course need an introduction and all that, but a pickup line would never occur to him. If you have no competition, must you do anything 'clever' like using a pickup line? That is a social invention, which would not have existed at the dawn of a new society.

She could have always chosen an ape instead . Since some people believe we descend from monkeys it's rational. Kidding but still Adam should have needed to make her feel special because if not... pigs are cute and very similar to me haha kidding

Oh my freeking soul

The stuff guys do is so weird some times.

Once 2 of my friends and i went out to eat as we were on our way to Nadia's mother's car we saw three totally cute guys head toward us but we were just exiting the restaurant and they were entering. Annette the totally lowd one between the three of us shouted as they passed
"Can i have your numbers?"
"No but one of your friend numbers will do!" Was the smart reply and the he winked at me as he walked away!

You are probably wondering how i know he was winking at me becuase Nadia was also there but I had frozen and stared...

I guesse i would have fallen for it if i hadnt had a boyfirend at the time but i totally blushed...

I agree with After the Burial because Adam wouldn't have any competition and Eve wouldn't know anyone else, so she wouldn't be able to really know if she could love anyone else.

I don't know how my friend knows this one, but he told it to me a while ago and I think it is pretty funny-despite the somewhat crass nature....

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?

I just hope he hasn't actually used it! :/

I'm no good with pickup lines, but there are some really good comebacks to bear in mind.

For example:
Pickup line: Who's house? Yours or mine?
Comeback: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

Pickup line: I'd go to the end of the world with you.
Comeback: But would you stay there?

hey!
well this was used on me a few days ago.
i went ice skating and this guy made me fall. he helped me up and then i went of the ice when i decided to go bach he was like "dont you think i deserve your number?" i gave it to him cause he was cute and really origanal

Nikita
Love Hate Celebrate

HAHAHA!!! these are great!!!

1) You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
2) Are you from Jamaca? 'Cause Jamacin' me crazy!
3)Willyougototheballwithme? (Yep Harry Potter pick-up lines)

Well, most guys stay away from me, so I have no personal experience in dates and pick-up lines and other such-like.

I agree with you. I love those and I haven't had much expirence with boys or dating. Ummmmmm...... I can't think of any good ones. This stinks.

ok, so I have a few of them...
1) Did it hurt? (did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven...
2) Do you have a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants
3) The word of the day is your legs, so let's spread the word
4) Dang baby, do you want some fries with that shake?
5) I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breth away!
6) Hello... cupid called.. he sys I need my heart back
7) So, do you like fat guys with no money?
8) So... your a girl, huh?
9) Arr! Your booty shivers me timbers!
10) Is i tjust me, or is it getting really hot in here?
11) I love it when you type realll sloooww
12) You remind me of my ex-girlfriend... my dead ex-girlfriend!! (that one's just a score for those guys who use it... sarcasim, peeps!!)

ok, so that's all I got... but thank-you tio525 for putting those first 3 in your fan-fic, "The Bet"... your story rocks!!!

Here is a list of some of the cheesiest pickup lines that I put together:

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart?
They say milk does a body good, but you're living proof!
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
I think you just stole something. [What?] My heart.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.
Do you have an eraser? Because I can't get you out of my mind.
Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
You're so hot; you make the sun envious.
(steps on some ice) Now that the ice is broken, what's your name?
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
My ride left without me , can you give me one?
I'm the 6, do you want to be the 9?
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice!
Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread...I wanna rise up in your oven!
Somebody needs to call the bomb squad, because you're the bomb!
I hope you like coffee...because I always have Folgers in my Cup
Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y'all!
We're like Little Ceasar's, we're Hot and Ready.
Hey, I'm new in town.
Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.

I know it's long but there's a lot of them in existence!
I hope it's not too long
~Veritaserum14

I wouldn't say this is a pickup line, more like a stupid attempt to be funny ... but uh, yeah. This was when I met my first gf ... I'd recently made myself an "Air Guitar" certificate with a little license to go with it ... and I showed her the license and spent about 10 minutes taking requests.

If I weren't a bit tipsy, I'm sure my face would've burned the place down.


Thats about the only time I've attempted to impress a girl on a first meeting ..

Ok, the most recent pick-up line someone used on me is this one:

A few days ago, I was at a bus stop with a friend of mine and I was waiting for the bus to come, while my friend was keeping me company. The bus stop was next to a traffic light, so every once in a while, cars would stop right in front of us.

One of the cars that stopped, was a jeep with two guys in it. (They looked kind of old for me actually) So, they lowered the window, and they started talking to me. I ignored them partly because I couldn't hear what they were saying, partly because I wasn't interested.

So, the driver kept talking, and then, the light turned green but he didn't see it.

So, I went "The light is green. The light is green!" and I pointed at it.

And he replied "I only see the green in your eyes", which could have been good if my eyes were actually green.

Cheesy all the way.

Actually, one time my brother's friends were parked in front of my house, and my mom heard them saying some innapropriate things about me. And then one of them said, "Be quiet! I think that's Keith's little sister!" It was WEIRD. Especially since they are about four years older than me .
Alkisti - That was great! I actaully laughed while reading it.

LOL our school is the home of rubbish, cheesy pickup lines. Here's a few:

1. Have you got sore legs, 'cause you've been running through my mind all day
2. Is there a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see me in your pants
3. Have I just died, because I've suddenly found myself in heaven
4. What's your mam or dad's number? I just want to thank them
5. Can I ask you for directions? I'm lost in your eyes
6. I don't like your pants, take them off.
7. Are you playing football? Because it looks like you've just scored
8. Have you got time for a date, or are you due bck in heaven soon?

Right, these lines are completely terrible, and they NEVER work I just think they're really funny!

the things guys come up with
Nubutler love the hole airguitar thing

this isnt really a pick up line but the guy that says this to me will make me melt
"if i could be anything i would want to be one of your tears : Born in your eyes live on your cheek die on your lips."

Nikita
Love Hate Celebrate

I have two that I saw on a television commercial about oh... 15 seconds ago.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
"You must be a parking ticket, because you've got FINE written all over you."

The second is sort of funny, while the first is just, well, cheesy. Very cheesy. Like Doritos cheesy.

What kind of commercial was that anyway??

Today as I was walking in front of an old creepy guy, he said "Yovanna", which is a name, but I'm not sure what he meant.

I think I'm against pick-up lines. I am ok with the fact that someone can't think of something clever enough to say, but I don't understand how could he use a line so stupid and expect it would work. It's just crazy.

Guys: what NOT to ask a girl you even remotely think you may want to get to know better - "Is that an outfit from Frederick's of Hollywood?"

That's what this guy asked me once when I was seated at a table with a couple of my girlfriends in a nightclub. I'm not kidding. First I have to say that my outfit was NOT cheap looking (which I think clothing from Fredrick's is by the way!). I was wearing a pair of nice slacks and a halter top. A bit conservative by some standards. It was a really cute outfit too. And, no, I wasn't 'spilling' out of my halter top! Truth be told, what he asked was very inappropriate and insulting, since we didn't know each other at all. I can see where a male friend can say that to me teasingly, because I do have a sense of humor. But, from a total stranger? Jeeze! It's likely he had had one too many drinks, and didn't realize what he was saying. All the more reason why people should drink responsibly! But, I'll never know because I never saw him again. I can only hope he worked on his pick up lines!

Hehe, you gotta laugh at the stuff guys come up with. Here are a few that I remember:

- Excuse me, but I'm new in town, can I have directions to your place?

- That is a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

- I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

- Let's make like fabric softner and snuggle.

- Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
^That guy was super funny. My friends and I spent the whole night hanging out with him.

Hey

Im on this one chat site where you can put a photo in your profile
So this one guy wrote me the following:
Did you have a fever when you took that picture? You look pretty hot from here.

So ya i never replyd...

Nikita
Love Hate Celebrate

my best boy mate just churns them out

"how you doin'?"

"ow someone get some water she is so hot she is on fire"

is your dad a baker... you have nice buns."

"you'll do"

"thats a nice top... it would match my bedroom carpet"

they are aboslutley endless

Hey..

This guy must have been really stupid

- You look hungry, would you like to go out and grab something to eat
- No thanks
- What if I paid then

Don't really know what happend to him

I just have to comment on this pickup line, as it is absolutely hilarious. It must take a bold guy to actually voice that to a girl.

Once my brother had to come up with some pick-up lines. Some of them were really stupid.

For example:

- Hey, du you want to come home to me and see my budgerigar?

Also when you're dancing with someone and the dance ends: - Do you are to let go of me? I'm worth half a million. (I know someone who said that and they're togehter today!)

But really, I don't believe in pick-up lines. Most of them are stupid, and I'm sure not mane actually works. haha.

Sorry if these have already been said...

"Are you tired? 'Cuz you've been running through my mind alllll day!"

"Ooh get me a library card, 'cuz I am checkin' you out!"

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer together."

"I've lost my number, can I have yours?"

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"

It isn't really used as a pick-up line at camp because well it isn't camp appropriate even though it isn't all that bad. "Hey what is that smell? It smells like up baby." "What's up baby?" "I don't know what's up with you?"

Another one is "I can't remember where my room is can I come to yours?"

Lol, I love this! It is such a great line. This is the first time I think I've ever heard it.

Here are some:

-Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me!

-Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

-I wonder what our children will look like.

-Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

-I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

"Do you like water? Yes? Than you like 70% of my body!"

"Did you spray windex on your pants? I can see myself in them."

"Are you a parkin' meter? 'Cause you got 'fine' writen all over you!"

(I'm wounderin' if anyone is getting were I got the first one from )

QUOTE

QUOTE

"thats a nice top... it would match my bedroom carpet"

I just have to comment on this pickup line, as it is absolutely hilarious. It must take a bold guy to actually voice that to a girl.

LMAO really!

I was at the pool with some friends about a couple weeks ago and one of my guy friends has a line of hair down his stomach (well most of them do but you need to know that to get the line) and his best friend came up and he goes "Hey man it is the highway to happiness!" so then we like all the girls went up to him and say it to him except for we added "Can I come for a ride" at the end it was pretty funny.

"Those are some nice legs, when do they open?" This is the favorite with all the guys in my class, I hear this one all the time at school. The last time I was having a pen war with one of the guys in my theology class and I grabbed his pen and I was holding it hostage and he said that repeatedly to annoy me so I threw his pen out in the hallway and we were taking notes so then he just glared at me the rest of the class but he forgave me lol. Or that was the second to last time...

"There is something wrong with my phone, it is missing your number."

"I was blinded by your beauty so I am going to have to have your name and number for insurance reasons."

"Hey, I just realized you look exactly like my next girlfriend."

"Is your last name Gillete because your the best a man can get."

guy: here's 20p. go call your mum, and tell her you wont be going home tonight.
girl; here's a £1 (one pound) go buy some mints


lmao cant remember where i read or heard it

Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

this one is so rude yet funny lol

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

I can see a loser at a club say this xD

People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!

Haha! That one's the funniest! If someone used that on me I think I would give him a chance.

Here go some:

Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of 'edible'.

You should be someone's wife.

Help, something's wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!

And a pick up line for all those christians:
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry." How about dinner?

...
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I was at AAW (my new high school) and this completely random guy walks up to me, a poor little girl on her shadow day, and says "I wanna bang you like a screen door in a hurricane!"

I was all... O.O

...
...


Later, he was all "I peed my pants... Can I get into yours?"

I practically peed my pants reading the first one... The second one is pathetic which makes it good.

Or how about when someone asks you to a dance and says that they asked everyone else and that you were a last resort then at the dance says that they lied about that and wants to date you. That's what my boyfriend did.

Aww, that's cute. One of the few pick up lines that actually works I guess. But I would of been slightly offended though when they said I was a last resort.

I thought this one was sweet:
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

And this one is kinda funny:
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

Aww the first one is really sweet ! I think that any guy can use that and get me

And the second one is sort of sad lol but then again it can work if you're not willing to give up a 20$ xD unless you want them to go away.


(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

"Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Hahaha, the last two are hilarious!

I've heard a few more since the last time I posted:

- I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
(My friend couldn't stop laughing at the guy who used this line.)

- Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

- Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

- Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

- You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

The first one was sooo funny xD i cant imagine a guy telling me that and the second reminfs me of Will from the fresh prince of bel-air


Oh my how cheesy lmfbo i hope someone didn't use that on you xD



I heard this one once on the radio

Let's Roleplay: i'll be fred and you can be wilma and we can make this Bed Rock.

xD OH god! How cheeeeeesy

I was slightly offended. I got over it though. Obivously.

I thought this was sweet...it actually happened to me! LOL!

It was winter, I was outside building a snowman and I notice this guy just standing there staring at me so I walked up to him and I asked "What are you staring at?" And he looked at me and said, "Your beauty has frozen me in my tracks." We ended up talking for a long while and he helped me finish my snow man! LOL!