I recently heard one, and it goes like this:

Man: (walks up to woman) Hey, would you go out with a total stranger?

Woman: (looks disgusted) no...

Man: let me introduce myself...

"Are those space pants? Because your butt looks out of this world!"
HAHAAHAHHA When I read this I couldnt help but laugh!!! Brilliant!

i know a lot like these:
"hey i lost my phone number, can i have yours??"
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street."
"nice legs, when do they open?"
"You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me."
"You know, I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet."
"If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever."

i think the last one is really sweet
<3 megan

I remember one that was done to me.

"I lost my number, can i have yours?"

And then the one that got my best friend's sister engaged (well kind of)

"I can tell your future just by looking at your hand"
*then you write your number on his/her hand*

Oh my gosh. The worst pick up line ANYBODY has EVER said to me has to be this one:

Him: Did it hurt?

Me: Did what hurt?

Him: The fall. Because I mean with a face like that you gotta be an angel fallen from heaven.

Me: Hahahahhahaa *rolls around on floor...exits with haste!*


It was hilarious. I almost choked!

A sweet one was: I have 12 roses. 11 real and 1 fake. I'll love you until the last one dies.


AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

oh....I dumped him a few weeks later....oopsy.

hahahahha i've heard this one before it's so funny hahahahah

hi, i need your help! my mom says that if i don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

here's another:
hi, i just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

great aren't they hahahah

oooooo i forgot one that is great i like this one actually:

hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Cheesiest Pick Up Lines Ever!

Is your dad a baker, because you are one sweet muffin.

Someone call the cops, because you just stole my heart.

I forgot my library card, but can I still check you out.

Did someone take all the stars and put them in your eyes.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

Man- Hey how you doing?
Woman- Fine
Man- I know you are but how are you doing?

Worst One Ever!
Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.

Hey baby, does this cloth smelllike chloroform?

Oh another one was:

Guy: Hi

Girl: Er..hi.

Guy: One sec....*gets out mobile and dials*

Guy: Hello God! Are you missing an angel?

Girl: You need help *slap*

Hehehehe!

Ok, let me get in on the fun!

-Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
-Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-Guy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No
Guy: Want one?
Girl: Yes!
Guy: Well when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me!
-I've got a thirst. And you look like my Gatorade.
-So you're a girl huh?
I'll end with this one -If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love.

Speaking of Gatorade, have you ever looked at the top of the bottle. There is a theory that it looks like, well, something vulgar.

I like these ones:

Guy: Is your dad a baker?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Cause you have great buns!

Guy: Hello. Are you an angel? Because I think God is missing one

lol, here's one

guy: hey
girl: er...hey
guy: hey, isn't your dad a terrorist worker
girl: excuse me, off course not
guy: really, cause' your a hot bomb

The most stupid one ever.... Lets rearrange the slphabet and put U and I together. It is so corny

I have found a few more...

(As girl is leaving) Guy: Hey aren't you forgetting something?
Girl: What?
Guy: Me!

Bond, James Bond

Hey somebody fartet. Let's get out of here!

What's your favorite color? (Answer) Mine too!

Giant polar bear
What?!
It broke the ice

Pick up lines are so lame lol. My friends always think it's funny to try theirs out on me lol, here goes a few I've heard

*Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell.

*Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

*You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

*Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

*Do you have a map? Cuz Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

*Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

*I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.

*Was you Father an Alien? Cuz honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!

*You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

*Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

*Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

*I think I can die happy now, cuz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

*You must be going to hell, because it is a sin to look that good.

*You should be someone's wife

*Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

*If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

*It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Ok, those are a few of the pick up lines I've heard. I had really cheesy friends

Guy: Hey sweetie, did it hurt?
Girl: Huh? Did what hurt?
Guy: When you fell from heaven!

I don't remember when I heard this, maybe in a movie. So corny.

Okay these are some that I've heard that I thought were sooo stupid and funny!

~Baby, you're just like a speeding ticket. You got 'fine' written all over you!

~If you were a booger I'd pick you first!

I heard both of these in our Romeo and Juliet twist things we did in english!

this is just some lame one i thought of... though i wouldn't mind it being used on me, i don't know if it would work but i still wouldn't mind it...


--> is your dad a archeologist because you're a rare artifact

NewMoon, is you dad an archeologist? Because you are a rare artifact.

I've got some more...

Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me either...I just thought I'd ask.

Hi! I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm rediculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work on it?

I just had to come talk to you. Sweetness is my weakness.

That's good for now...

Ive heard so many cheesy ones its hard to count espeicially on chats.Heres one for you

Guy friend:Please save me....
Girl:Why?
Guy friend:Because im drowning in your eyes...

Scariest thing...........My Guy friend actually said that to me......
Heres is another one

Guy friend:Can I borrow a shovel?
Girl:Why?
Guy friend:Because im diggin you....

And the last one...

Guy friend:Can i borrow your cellphone?
Girl:Why?
Guy friend:Because I need to call heaven and ask them if they want their angel back....

Now those are corny.......Hope you enjoy

I have a big one.


Apparently, girls don't like that one. Let's just say I don't have a big one anymore....

Ha ha some of these are really good!

Okay here are some...

*Walking down the street* *Have a sugar packet in hand and drop in front of Hottie* *walk in front of and put in hotties hand.*
"Excuse but I think you dropped your name tag!"

"Are your feet tired? Because you have been running through my mind all day!"

"I want to eat you fresh like Subway."

Ha ha LOL! Some of these are really good. Hope you like these! ~Kaili~

Okay so I was helping out at my little brothers class party on Valentines Day and I heard this one kid use this pick up line!

"Did you just fart cause you blew me away!"

It was soooo funny especially since it was a second grader! I was laughing so hard!

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you got FINE written all over you!"

That never gets old! lol.

There is probably one pick up line that might actually stand a chance of working! As follows:

You see someone you like getting served in the school canteen/resturant (or bar), walk up to them as if you're getting served, have a look at the "food" (or whatever) that's there. Look at her then say "I'm not coming onto you or anything, but I think you're really beautiful" then smile and walk away.

Look back! If they're looking at you with a smile or a nice look on their face (as apposed to a disguisted look) THEN you can open dialoge for discussion. If not, keep walking.

Good corny can work!

More cheesy pick up lines that should never be used:

Guy: Do you believe in God?
Girl: Yes...why?
Guy: Because baby, you are the answer to my prayers

Guy: Have we met before?
Girl: Er...No, I don't think so....
Guy: Well that's odd, because I could have sworn I saw you in my dreams

Someone sent me this email with ways to reject someone who is throwing on you. That's only for girls! I had to translate this so if something doesn't make sense, rephrase it a little bit!

Man: I am a photographer. I'm looking for a face just like yours!
Woman: I am a plastic surgeant. I'm looking for a face just like yours.

Man: Hi! Haven't we dated once? Or twice?
Woman: Probably once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Man: I believe i could make you really happy...
Woman: Why? Are you leaving???

Man: What would you say if i asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't laugh and talk at the same time.

Man: Where have you been my whole life?
Woman: I have been hiding from you.

I hope you liked them! Haha!

Aww
- those two were seriously harsh *and funny*.
I would feel sorry for any guy who asked you out, whole line of comebacks waiting for him! ! !
These are so funny guys, keep posting...i don't have any pickup lines ! Sorry!
.X.

alkisti, the one about the plastic surgery is hilarious! haha

I'm very, very, lonely and I was wondering...

Excuse me...I am writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?...

If you stood up in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

This one is kind of mean...
Guy: Do you like to dance?
Girl: Yes!!!
Guy: Well then, could you go so I can talk to your friend?

Hi my name is (your name here). Do you like me so far?

The only think your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Hi I make more money than you can spend.

That is hilarious!! lol

Hi, I'm new. Why don't you show me around town starting at your bedroom.

Hey, you look exactly like my mother, so why don't you come with me and we can do some laundry. (For those who don't get it, it's not the kind of laundry where you wash the clothes, it's er....the other kind. lol)

Guy: Wow, your pretty.
Girl: Thanks!
Guy: Now that your flattered, give me your friend's number.

Here's some more.

You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.

Your daddy must have been a drug dealer, 'cause you're dope.

My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

Do you know how to use a whip?

You're ugly, but you intrigue me.

You're so fine, you mane me want to go out and get a job.

I heard this one today! It was pretty stupid and I laughed in the guys face

You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

stupid git!

here are some i've heard before

Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you"
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"


Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

Can I get a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

This next one made me spit out my soda! LOL it came out through my nose!

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.


Nice one Sam!

*raises eyebrows* lol, that has got to be the cheapest thing i've heard.

true...it actually could work...depends on the person...but personally I would never fall for that.
well...(some of you may probably have heard of these), but when I was in year 6...this 3rd grader came up to me and went "you wouldn't happen to have a map of the school, would you, cause honey I am so lost in your eyes"...lol, I practically laughed at the poor guy...it was funny, even the other year 6 guys were laughing as well...poor guy, I think he was pretty embaressed...o well


lol, I must have heard that one at least over 100 times; 1st time I heard it, I was like "wtf"...but now I just find it plain funny

ok...here are some more i've heard

*Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
*Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
*Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. (lol, I heard it in a movie)
*When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey. (gross, I know)
*Which one of the Spice girls are you?
*Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet & so are you (god...this one must be at least a million years old)
*Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to conduct a search on you.
*You must be an adverb, because you sure do modify me!
*There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
can't think of anymore...

Someone actually said that??? Cheesy!!!



Amazing line! I would certainly fall for someone who would come up with something like that, it is so clever!!!

Ok, this guy had sent me a message at hi5, asking me where i came from.
So i told him and i asked him who he was, meaning what was his name.
And he replied:
I am the phantom of the opera. My name is bla...
Gosh, did he think this was funny?
I replied back saying:
What is a phantom doing at hi5? Looking for the wanna-be Cristine?
I know this wasn't my cleverest line but he never answered back!

Haha imagen if the girl said ... 'no ...why', what will the guy say to that .

....
This one always cracks me up
"oh my if I was god i would be happy to be in heaven with angles as beautiufl as you"

Soo cheesy

A friend of mine actually used this one, and it worked! We laughed the rest of the day about it. He ended up with the girl and last I heard they are still together. Don't diss the pick-up lines

- Phoenix

I want you to have my children. In fact you can have them right now, they're out in the car.
Not so good...

I'm not sure if this one has been said...If I could change the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).

Not sure about this one either. I'm not really this tall, I'm just sitting on my wallet.

If I had a nickel for girl as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.

Hi how do you feel today? (Fine) I asked how you felt, not how you look.

Not some of the best...

I head this one just today on this show I was watching or maybe I think it was some commercial, but anyways, it's real cheesy.

Do you know karate, because girl your body is kickin.

ok here's one i heard today lol i almost peed myself when i heard it i was laughing so hard!

*people say i look like brad pitt, how would you like to be my angelina
lol it was funny coming from a 67 year old bald guy!

haha some good ones there heres the only two i can think of at the minute.

1) your like a bowl of frosties grrrrreat.!

and one for the older people

2) do you have a mirror in your knickers cause i can see me in them.lol

Hahaha these are funny. I just heard this one

"Are you from UPS cuz’ I could tell you were checking out my package"

Haha, I like that one, it's funny.
Okay, here are some.

- What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
- Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after
- Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
- Hey baby, you've got something on your butt: my eyes.
- Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
- Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
- Guy:Can I have directions?
Girl: To where?
Guy: To your heart.

I like this one best.

- Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)

You're so pretty, I forgot what my pick-up line was going to be.

Hey! You're the chick who ran over my dog!

I lost me dreidle, can I take you for a spin?

I'll end with this one:

If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye; live on your cheek; and die on your
lips.

Edit: Yeah, I guess that first one was a little inappropriate. I got it off of a website that had all Mario pick-up lines.

Wow, as usual, very cheesy. I'm not sure if that first one was entirely appropriate either. Quite PG-13.

It may just be my dirty mind though

- Phoenix

Haha, you are right *phoenixcore*, the first is inappropriate! Or at least, it sounds like that! But i am pretty sure we are not mistaken...
If a guy said that to me, he would be kicked you-know-where. It is so cheesy and well...inappropriate. Ew guys can be such pigs...

hahahahaha yuck sam! lol it's funny but ew! i agree alkisti guys are pig ok sorry i get in trouble with guys if i generalize some guys are pigs.

ok here is another i heard

hey i've been naughty i deserve a spanking

hey girl you have so many curves and i have no brakes!

girl i should lock you up because being that hot must be a crime

man you must be worth going to hell for! your so hot is should be a sin!

lol stupid guys stupid pick up lines!

Hi i have a few that you could use to shoot a guy down HeHe...

Guy: Haven't i seen you somewhere?
Girl: Yes that's why i don't go there anymore?

Guy:If i saw you naked i'd die happy
Girl: If i saw you naked i'd die laughing


My brother and his friend used this one a few times:
People as beautiful as you should be banned

I know and then his one friend used it on me!!

Love Hate Celabrate
Nikita

Haha, well, my boyfriend and I have one that we think is funny. We saw it on an icon at PhotoBucket one day.

Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!

That's my favorite.

Have you guys seen that Coke commercial that they had running during the superbowl? If not, it went like this....this guy and girl were sitting at the bus stop, on opposite sides of the bench. All of a sudden, the guy starts making a phone ringing niose with his mouth and starts searching for something in his bag. The girl looks at him like he is crazy, but then he finds a coke bottle in his bag, opens it and puts it up to his ear like a phone....he turns to the girl and says..."its for you". Hahaha! You have to see it, it was the cutest thing ever!



Hahaha! I laughed so hard on the bandaid one! I don't have any pickup line because I am too busy laughing at the ones already up! Okay, my brother just gave me this one.....if you were from McDonald's, you would be a Mcgorgeous. Cheesy, I know, but it works!

Well, I thought these were kinda cute...but then, I do like the guy who was showing them to me...so I may have a biast veiw. lol. But anyways, my friend was showing me these....
1. He cupped his hand in the air and asked me to hold something, when I stuck out my had he put his in mine.
2. "If you were a pirate would you rather have a parrot on this shoulder (taps inside shoulder) or this one (wraps his arm around me)