So yeah, the funniest pickup lines you've ever heard, and the backchats people!
So this is what I've heard:
I've lost my number, can I have have yours?
Do you work out? (Yes, that is a real ice-breaker. Sarcastic.)
Is this seat taken?
Backchat: No, but this one will be if you sit down.
So funny! That stuff is so old! Like from the 1930's! So share the funniest pickup lines you've ever heard here!
Full Version: Pickup Lines
Excuse me, you dropped something...........my number.
Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I can walk past again. <---- that's totally cringe worthy!
I haven't heard many good ones, though I do like the first one. Never used it though.
Do you believe in love at first sight? If not I can walk past again. <---- that's totally cringe worthy!
I haven't heard many good ones, though I do like the first one. Never used it though.
How about....
*looking at milk carton* Are you drinking 1% 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to.
I really don't have many pickup lines. Honestly.
~GG~
*looking at milk carton* Are you drinking 1% 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could drink whole if you wanted to.
I really don't have many pickup lines. Honestly.
~GG~
O jeez to many college bar/club experiences for me not to have at least a million dumb pick up lines.
1. If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
2. I need your help. The FBI are after me, can i hide in your room?
3. Hi! Im taking a sruvey about underwear... can i see yours?
4. Of course the infamous "is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants"
5. Is that top double knotted?
Not to mentions about a million others which i cant write on this site!
Mae
1. If i said you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
2. I need your help. The FBI are after me, can i hide in your room?
3. Hi! Im taking a sruvey about underwear... can i see yours?
4. Of course the infamous "is that a mirror in your pocket, because i can see myself in your pants"
5. Is that top double knotted?
Not to mentions about a million others which i cant write on this site!
Mae
Here one that I heard way back in my freshman year of college:
I'll be your Burger King if you'll be my Dairy Queen:
I'll do it your way, right away, if you treat me right.
Mae! Number 3 was too funny....
I'll be your Burger King if you'll be my Dairy Queen:
I'll do it your way, right away, if you treat me right.
Mae! Number 3 was too funny....
ahaha, what about...
1) Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
1) Are you a parking ticket? Because you got fine written all over you.
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| Not to mentions about a million others which i cant write on this site! |
Isn't that the truth...
I'll have to come up with alternative ones...
I'll have to come up with alternative ones...
Here's a couple from my time in . . .well, never mind. Here they are:
1. Can I borrow a quarter? My mama told me to call her when I fell in love.
2. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
The guy from the first line was so funny. . .when I told him his mama probably told him never to talk to strangers, too . . .he fell on the ground as if mortally wounded. Heh. The power of a short skirt.
1. Can I borrow a quarter? My mama told me to call her when I fell in love.
2. If I followed you home, would you keep me?
The guy from the first line was so funny. . .when I told him his mama probably told him never to talk to strangers, too . . .he fell on the ground as if mortally wounded. Heh. The power of a short skirt.
Hahaha...these are really funny...
how about...." Don't I know you from somewhere...'
thats all I got for now..but that one is quite corny lol!
Courtney
how about...." Don't I know you from somewhere...'
thats all I got for now..but that one is quite corny lol!
Courtney
Oh pickup lines, boys are great at making up the most horrible cheesy pickup lines in the world. 
The worst ones (luckily never happened to me):
1 Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
2 Are you allright? Heaven's a long fall from here.
3 Bond. James Bond.
Kind of cute (did happen to me):
4 Be unique and different, say yes.
5 The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
The fourth one made me laugh (it was so unexpected), and I just love guys whom make me laugh
The fifth one was just plain flatterning (the guy hit a weak spot).
Love your second line Janet, really cheesy
The worst ones (luckily never happened to me):
1 Somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
2 Are you allright? Heaven's a long fall from here.
3 Bond. James Bond.
Kind of cute (did happen to me):
4 Be unique and different, say yes.
5 The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
The fourth one made me laugh (it was so unexpected), and I just love guys whom make me laugh
The fifth one was just plain flatterning (the guy hit a weak spot).Love your second line Janet, really cheesy
Ohmigposh, I know so many funny pickup lines! Ugh, being a girl can be annoying at times. Anyways, here are some of the corniest I've ever heard:
1. Are you're feet hurting? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
2. Can I ask you something? (What?) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, 'cause I can't take them off you.
4. I hope you know CPR, because you've taken my breath away.
5. Was your dad a theif? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
6. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me.
7. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
8. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
9. Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
10. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call 'fine print'.
11. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business!
12. Can I get a picture of you? I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.
That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure there's loads more. I don't think I fancy a guy trying to pick me up with something like that ... I'd like it if it were something more sincere. But there they are, some of the corniest pick-up lines I've ever heard.
Anyways, here are some of the corniest I've ever heard:1. Are you're feet hurting? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day.
2. Can I ask you something? (What?) What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in the room?
3. There must be something wrong with my eyes, 'cause I can't take them off you.
4. I hope you know CPR, because you've taken my breath away.
5. Was your dad a theif? Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
6. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Somebody said you were looking for me.
7. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
8. Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
9. Are you lost, ma'am? Because Heaven is a long way from here.
10. Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call 'fine print'.
11. Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business!
12. Can I get a picture of you? I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas.
That's all I can think of right now, but I'm sure there's loads more. I don't think I fancy a guy trying to pick me up with something like that ... I'd like it if it were something more sincere. But there they are, some of the corniest pick-up lines I've ever heard.
Heh, I know so many but none of them are postable
I'm Jealous of your shirt. It's closer to you than I'll ever be. - Duke Ellington
I'm Jealous of your shirt. It's closer to you than I'll ever be. - Duke Ellington
wow. I only know one dumb one.
guy:did it hurt?
girl:what? when?
guy:when you fell from heaven
guy:did it hurt?
girl:what? when?
guy:when you fell from heaven
Hey a new one I heard, totally funny:
Do you work out? <--- so old and cliché!
Your daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb!
Do you work out? <--- so old and cliché!
Your daddy must be a terrorist, 'cause you're the bomb!
whatabout the worst one? 'Get your coat you've pulled.'
Lol. I think the scariest one i've heard, actually happened to me. 'You're crazy Helen aren't you?' (an affectionate nick name.) 'I know you, i've been follwing you around for a while now' (scared) 'Tell me, do you perfer church weddings or are you quite happy with a registry office?'
It was a really frightening one...
another one is one my mate used on someone. '500 hundred people a year are injured by their underwear, can i check to see that yours is safe' Oh, it's funny...
I think the most hilarious one i've heard though is 'I have a pot noddle in my bedroom' 
The scariest thing is that it works!
Lol. I think the scariest one i've heard, actually happened to me. 'You're crazy Helen aren't you?' (an affectionate nick name.) 'I know you, i've been follwing you around for a while now' (scared) 'Tell me, do you perfer church weddings or are you quite happy with a registry office?'
It was a really frightening one...
another one is one my mate used on someone. '500 hundred people a year are injured by their underwear, can i check to see that yours is safe'
Oh, it's funny...I think the most hilarious one i've heard though is 'I have a pot noddle in my bedroom'
The scariest thing is that it works!
Hahaha...reading these lines is making me cry of laughter lol!
Well, my friends and I happen to be the masters at using corny and absolutely horrible pick-up lines! haha! they never work, but it is funny to get a reaction!
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants!"
My friend made this one up:
Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "Ummm....I don't know...." *gives me a strange look*
Me: "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE! Hi, I'm David!" I don't think I have ever said that one with a straight face lol...
"Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day."
And, possibly the corniest of them all, "Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. " HAHA
Wow, I am crying already!
_daviD
lol!Well, my friends and I happen to be the masters at using corny and absolutely horrible pick-up lines! haha! they never work, but it is funny to get a reaction!
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself in your pants!"
My friend made this one up:
Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Girl: "Ummm....I don't know...." *gives me a strange look*
Me: "ENOUGH TO BREAK THE ICE! Hi, I'm David!"
I don't think I have ever said that one with a straight face lol..."Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day."
And, possibly the corniest of them all, "Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are as hot as hell. " HAHA
Wow, I am crying already!
_daviD
Cool, they are. I have some more one liners:
1."Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
2.I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already
seen Niagara Falls.
3.I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the
handwriting for it.
4.Why did you hit your bro with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
5.Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with
a bow and arrow
because she didn't want to wake the children.
1."Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."
2.I went alone on our honeymoon. My wife had already
seen Niagara Falls.
3.I was thinking of becoming a doctor. I have the
handwriting for it.
4.Why did you hit your bro with a chair?"
"I couldn't lift the table."
5.Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with
a bow and arrow
because she didn't want to wake the children.
Hehe! These are making me laugh!
The majority of the ones I have heard aren't really appropriate for this site, but some I know are:
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"Did it hurt?". . ."What?". . ."When you fell from Heaven."
"Do your legs hurt?". . ."Why?". . ."Because you've been runnin' through my mind all day."
"Man, your mama must be a terrorist!". . ."What?". . "'Cause you da bomb!"
"What size are your pants?" "What, why?" "'Cause I'd sure like to get in them!"
Haha. . .cheesy, I know.
The majority of the ones I have heard aren't really appropriate for this site, but some I know are:
"I lost my number, can I have yours?"
"Did it hurt?". . ."What?". . ."When you fell from Heaven."
"Do your legs hurt?". . ."Why?". . ."Because you've been runnin' through my mind all day."
"Man, your mama must be a terrorist!". . ."What?". . "'Cause you da bomb!"
"What size are your pants?" "What, why?" "'Cause I'd sure like to get in them!"
Haha. . .cheesy, I know.
Some of these are actually funnier than I thought they'd be.
I like the pick up lines that are funny over the ones that are dirty. Cheesy ones are great too. Like:
guy: Excuse can I have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
and my favourite: you walk up all suave and cool to whoever and say; "Hi. I'm (insert name here). How do you like me so far?"
I like the pick up lines that are funny over the ones that are dirty. Cheesy ones are great too. Like:
guy: Excuse can I have a quarter? I told my mom I'd call her when I met the girl of my dreams.
and my favourite: you walk up all suave and cool to whoever and say; "Hi. I'm (insert name here). How do you like me so far?"
Some more to add to the list
Guy:Do you like strawberries or blueberries?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So i know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.
I only have three montsh to live
You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.
Guy:Do you like strawberries or blueberries?
Girl: Why?
Guy: So i know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.
I only have three montsh to live
You be the biscuits and I’ll be the gravy, let us do breakfast sometime.
Hey guys you forgot the most classic one of all, the original, king of all pickup lines:
What's your sign?
What's your sign?
Oh, I love that one. There is a comeback for that one, though.
Man: What's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Funny, huh?
Man: What's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Funny, huh?
In the supermarket pick up a bag of sugar with sugar written on it and go "Hey! You've dropped your name tag!"
"You've got something on your *ahem* rear end!"
"What?"
"My eyes."
"You must be from outer space because I can see the stars in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
"Do you have any raisons? No? How about a date?"
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lye to my diary?"
"Coffee? Tea? Me?"
Why do I know all these???
"You've got something on your *ahem* rear end!"
"What?"
"My eyes."
"You must be from outer space because I can see the stars in your eyes."
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."
"Do you have any raisons? No? How about a date?"
"Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lye to my diary?"
"Coffee? Tea? Me?"
Why do I know all these???
i've heard of a few but not as bleh as this one:
is that a hole in your stockings or is that a stairway to heaven?
LOL =] that always makes me laugh.. all the other ones are fantastic.. =]
xoxo*darla
is that a hole in your stockings or is that a stairway to heaven?
LOL =] that always makes me laugh.. all the other ones are fantastic.. =]
xoxo*darla
this has to be the funniest one ive heard in a while:are you on fire because your smokin
its so retarted
another funny one isexcuse me are you a dansel in destress because im a knight in shining armour
cheesy
its so retarted
another funny one isexcuse me are you a dansel in destress because im a knight in shining armour
cheesy
hehe, I defintely read some hilarious new ones over here
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| In the supermarket pick up a bag of sugar with sugar written on it and go "Hey! You've dropped your name tag!" |
One for the collection labeled "cheesy"
I'll add two of my collection:
1. hey, did we go to different schools together?
2. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad
Luckily no real life experiences with these, (though the second one would be flattering).
I'll add two of my collection:
1. hey, did we go to different schools together?
2. You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad
Luckily no real life experiences with these, (though the second one would be flattering).
Haha, all of these are so funny!
I've got one:
How much do polar bears weigh?
I don't know, how much?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name's _____
It's more of a conversation starter, but I thought it was really cute.
Anjali
I've got one:
How much do polar bears weigh?
I don't know, how much?
Enough to break the ice! Hi, my name's _____
It's more of a conversation starter, but I thought it was really cute.
Anjali
I think you dropped somthig..................my jaw.
Quite old.
Quite old.
I saw this one on a Coke commercial and thought it was so perfect for this topic. It's more a scenario than a line...but whatever.
So you're sitting somewhere (bench, cafeteria, whatever) with some extremely hot person of the other gender. Suddenly, the other person says "Ringggggg...ringggggg...." and is trying to sound like a phone. He/she searches their backpack as you stare at them--why are they acting so weirdly? Ha, and you thought they were cute....Suddenly, the other person pulls out a bottle of coke, twists the cap, and stops ringing. Holding the bottle to his/her ear, "Hello?" he/she says. There's a pause, then he/she holds out the bottle to you. "It's for you."
I just thought that was so sweet...can't wait to try it out on my cousin's friend...
He's adorable!
~Gerry's Gurl~
So you're sitting somewhere (bench, cafeteria, whatever) with some extremely hot person of the other gender. Suddenly, the other person says "Ringggggg...ringggggg...." and is trying to sound like a phone. He/she searches their backpack as you stare at them--why are they acting so weirdly? Ha, and you thought they were cute....Suddenly, the other person pulls out a bottle of coke, twists the cap, and stops ringing. Holding the bottle to his/her ear, "Hello?" he/she says. There's a pause, then he/she holds out the bottle to you. "It's for you."
I just thought that was so sweet...can't wait to try it out on my cousin's friend...
He's adorable!~Gerry's Gurl~
hehe these are funny
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". lame hahaha
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. ooh I have always wanted to be called a broom hehehe
Your name must be cheerios...cause you seem healthy for my heart. haha
Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cause you got me feeling warm all over hahaha
Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
hehe badness
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Hello - Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine? <- smooth operator haha
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". lame hahaha
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. ooh I have always wanted to be called a broom hehehe
Your name must be cheerios...cause you seem healthy for my heart. haha
Hey baby, you must be a sweater 'cause you got me feeling warm all over hahaha
Check the girls clothing tag then say --> "Thats what I thought...made in heaven"
Man: I'd go through anything for you.
Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
hehe badness
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Hello - Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine? <- smooth operator haha
I made a bet with one of my friends that I could get this girl at another table to come over and eat with us. So I walked over there and sat down to her and introduced myself and then I said "I have to go back now..." and I gave her my cell phone, not the number, and said "I'll call you" and I walked back to my table. Before that, I changed my friends name on my cell and changed it to 'That guy you just talked to' and called her on that phone and asked her and her friend to come and eat with us.
I got plenty of pick up lines but that is by far my favorite.
I got plenty of pick up lines but that is by far my favorite.
| QUOTE (passerby @ Mar 18 2006, 05:09 AM) |
| Here's a couple from my time in . . .well, never mind. Here they are: 1. Can I borrow a quarter? My mama told me to call her when I fell in love. |
That one made me laugh....
Omg, they are all really funny!!!! What some people thing off!!
I got one: did I just die because it seam like I am in heaven
or
Are you some kind of thief because you just stole my heart
I have hurt some pretty funny one and some that are just prosthetic ones
secretkeeper, this sounds really funny!!
Somewhere in a shop, I don't remember where, I saw some t-shirts with weird things on them.
Here are some:
Misery has many faces- how d'you like mine?
Girls shirts: I've go eyes too!
front: someone is staring at me!
back: he's still staring!
Boys shirts: PLease tell yur breasts to stop staring at my eyes!
F.B.I.- female body inspector
Do you have a name or may I call you "mine"?
Somewhere in a shop, I don't remember where, I saw some t-shirts with weird things on them.
Here are some:
Misery has many faces- how d'you like mine?
Girls shirts: I've go eyes too!
front: someone is staring at me!
back: he's still staring!
Boys shirts: PLease tell yur breasts to stop staring at my eyes!
F.B.I.- female body inspector
Do you have a name or may I call you "mine"?
Right, after trying for half an hour to find this thread (thanks Janet!) I'm going to liven it up a bit, after a scary, well, what i think was meant to be a chat up line happened to me the other week.
*while speaking to really creepy guy, who's another failed chat up line is in theis thread, somewhere* '...Well, I've had Versectomy' *rises eyebrows*
...
I think it was a chat up line meaning.. 'Come to bed with me tonight, as I can't get you pregnant...'
I was scared...
Also... (Same guy!) 'It's your choice Helen' six times... my decision was no, and is final.
Creepy guy!!
*while speaking to really creepy guy, who's another failed chat up line is in theis thread, somewhere* '...Well, I've had Versectomy' *rises eyebrows*
...
I think it was a chat up line meaning.. 'Come to bed with me tonight, as I can't get you pregnant...'I was scared...
Also... (Same guy!) 'It's your choice Helen' six times... my decision was no, and is final.
Creepy guy!!
The nerve of some guys eh Helen?
My daughter was at a club a couple of weeks ago and a guy came up to her and said: ' Do you like my new watch'? It's a special watch that can predict the future. It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear. 'Oh' he says 'Its an hour fast'!!!!
Needless to say Jen ain't goin' there no more!!!!
It did make me laugh though, in fact the following week I went on a Hen night and we played truth or dare, and my girlfriends dared me to use it on one of the guys in the pub!!!
I bottled it and went to the loo!!!
My daughter was at a club a couple of weeks ago and a guy came up to her and said: ' Do you like my new watch'? It's a special watch that can predict the future. It tells me that you're not wearing any underwear. 'Oh' he says 'Its an hour fast'!!!!
Needless to say Jen ain't goin' there no more!!!!
It did make me laugh though, in fact the following week I went on a Hen night and we played truth or dare, and my girlfriends dared me to use it on one of the guys in the pub!!!
I bottled it and went to the loo!!!
I have one that's creepy but clever. The lady I babysit for has a friend that heard this one in a club:
Is the answer to the question "will you come home with me" the same as the answer you'll give me?
Get it? If you say no then that means that the answer to the question is yes, which also happens if you answer yes. It's kind of a confusing one, but I thought it was funny!
Is the answer to the question "will you come home with me" the same as the answer you'll give me?
Get it? If you say no then that means that the answer to the question is yes, which also happens if you answer yes. It's kind of a confusing one, but I thought it was funny!
The classic greek pick-up line is "have we met before?" which is really stupid!
Also,
Man: "Does your father make candies?"
Woman:"Why?"
Man:"Because you are so sweet!"
This is awful,isn't it?
I can't think of other lines now, but i'll come back with new ones the next days!
Also,
Man: "Does your father make candies?"
Woman:"Why?"
Man:"Because you are so sweet!"
This is awful,isn't it?
I can't think of other lines now, but i'll come back with new ones the next days!
Here's one, it's not really a pick up line, more like a perv line, but it's funny:
Perv: "Are you a girl?"
Girl: "Yes"
Perv: "Can I see?"
Or it could be with a boy.
Perv: "Are you a girl?"
Girl: "Yes"
Perv: "Can I see?"
Or it could be with a boy.
Secretkeeper, thats pretty legit. nice...
Personally, I keep the pit off the chicks, then at softer moments, introduce myself, then we hook up at the back over some blended coffee... thats how it works.
-- Thomas
Personally, I keep the pit off the chicks, then at softer moments, introduce myself, then we hook up at the back over some blended coffee... thats how it works.
-- Thomas
When I was an exchange student in Wales this guy walked up to me and told me,
"Your father's must be a theif because he stoll the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes"
At first I was taken back and then I just had to laugh! I did get a free drink at the local pub though .
"Your father's must be a theif because he stoll the stars from the heavens and put them in your eyes"
At first I was taken back and then I just had to laugh! I did get a free drink at the local pub though .
"If you were a bogey, I'd pick you."
Mwhahahahaha.
[Mod Edit]Hi, welcome
Please elaborate as Ygraine suggests, thanks.
Mwhahahahaha.
[Mod Edit]Hi, welcome
Please elaborate as Ygraine suggests, thanks.
Hi there Anjie! Welcome to the Veritaserum forums
If you'd just like to have a read of the rules (link in my signature) You'll see that sort posts and one liners aren't actually allowed on these forums as they don't promote much discussion If you'd just like to elborate in future
If you'd just like to have a read of the rules (link in my signature) You'll see that sort posts and one liners aren't actually allowed on these forums as they don't promote much discussion
If you'd just like to elborate in future
QUOTE(Kells bells @ Mar 26 2006, 10:44 AM) [snapback]173029[/snapback]
In the supermarket pick up a bag of sugar with sugar written on it and go "Hey! You've dropped your name tag!"
Of course, if you are trying to pick up a feminist, you use a packet of "Equal."
And if you are trying to pick up a very petite girl, "Sweet and Low" might work.
Of course, I never used pickup lines. I always used the direct and honest approach (or more truthfully, I used the "run-for cover" approach. I was so shy). Man, I don't want those days back. I'm so glad I'm married.
The best bad pickup lines, though, are all on a song off of Weird Al's latest CD Poodle Hat (which you should check out if you can). Here are the lyrics:
QUOTE
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
"Wanna B Ur Lovr"
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostils are so nice.
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo (if I just cut off your arms)
What I'm tryin' to say is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Stop, drop and roll now, 'cause baby, you're on fire.
I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it.
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not. That would be stupid. Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby...
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There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture. It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
I'd like to take you home right now... so you can meet my mom
Because I ...
I wanna be your lover, baby...
Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
"Wanna B Ur Lovr"
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby. You're an ectomorph, no doubt
Your face is real symmetrical, and your nostils are so nice.
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl, so I could see you twice
Girl, you smell like Fritos. That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt the elastic in my underwear
I'll bet you're magically delicious, like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo (if I just cut off your arms)
What I'm tryin' to say is...
I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
My love for you's like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
Stop, drop and roll now, 'cause baby, you're on fire.
I'll bet your outfit makes a lot of noise in the drier
You're absolutely perfect. Don't speak now, you might spoil it.
Your eyes are even bluer than the water in my toilet
Say, has anyone ever told you You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not. That would be stupid. Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...
I wanna be your lover, baby...
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There just aren't enough o's in "smooth" to desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture. It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"
My lips are registered weapons. Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven. That would explain how you messed up your face.
Well, how'd you get through security? 'Cause, baby, you're the bomb.
I'd like to take you home right now... so you can meet my mom
Because I ...
I wanna be your lover, baby...
Girl, you must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
HAHA! I love it. It's every one you've ever heard! So great.
Fish
David- you and your friends are too funny.
Most of the ones I've heard are already posted ,so I won't re-post them.
HAHAHAHAH So funny!
I know some:
* I'm like a boomarang...the more you throw me I will keep coming back to you.
*If I could rearange the alphabet I would but "U" and "I" together.
*Somebody call the police because its got to be a crime to look as good as you do.
*What I lack in age I make up for in muscle
I know some:
* I'm like a boomarang...the more you throw me I will keep coming back to you.
*If I could rearange the alphabet I would but "U" and "I" together.
*Somebody call the police because its got to be a crime to look as good as you do.
*What I lack in age I make up for in muscle
oh my gosh! Savingharry, that is one of my favourite songs in that CD. Another bad pick-up line one of my friends got was "I see that they've added another burger you should like. the McGorgeous." It doesn't really make sense, but that's what he told her.
Another bad pick-up line one of my friends got was "I see that they've added another burger you should like. the McGorgeous." It doesn't really make sense, but that's what he told her.
Hee hee I got one from a TV show that my sister was watching, see if you can recognize it. "I wish I could re-arrange the alphabet so I could put "U" and "I" together."
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oh my gosh! Savingharry, that is one of my favourite songs in that CD.
Another bad pick-up line one of my friends got was "I see that they've added another burger you should like. the McGorgeous." It doesn't really make sense, but that's what he told her.Oh my gosh. that is truely terrible!
I mean, of course, it doesn't reach the "that was too smooth to be spontaneous. is that a line?" stage. But it falls way below the "haha. You're cute." stage as well. It doesn't even fall into the smirking "oh man that was terrible. What's your name?" ice-breaker category. that's just plain "I'm sorry. Were you talking to me?" material right there.-fish
Man the one I have is so cheesy, but let me tell the story first. Okay, me and my mates were at the mall, and I have mate who is tall, blonde, big brown eyes, very pretty, okay, and she was with all of us. So we in the food court and some guy walks up to her and says and I quote "I don't have a library card, but can a check you out?" My god I laughed so hard! We walked off leaving the guy there to feel stupid but it was hilarious!
Fawkes
Fawkes
spencer potter that pick up line was from family guy it is like one of the best shows it is really funny. well i never used a pick up line because well i never needed it i have had alot of girlfriends but i never used a pick up line they are stupid. but here is one "are your feet hurting, because you have been running around in my mind all day long"
Ok I just thought of another few I had heard. So here they are, and I thought that they were quite funny...
Man- Wow you look just like my third wife! Woman- How many times have you been married?!?!?! Man- Twice
Nice pants...Can I test the zipper...
fawkes (yes i know stupid)
Man- Wow you look just like my third wife! Woman- How many times have you been married?!?!?! Man- Twice
Nice pants...Can I test the zipper...
fawkes (yes i know stupid)
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