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April Fool's Day is right around the corner, and I was wondering if anyone had any good pranks, or if they would just like to tell a story of a funny prank.
cesador
i think the best prank me and my friends ever pulled was on my one friend he fell asleep and we threw a non lite fire cracker on him and he woke up and jumped up in the air screaming well he fell back asleep and we used a lit one and he didnt wake up so we yelled at him he woke up and it blew a hole right in his pants.
Allie
My friend came up with what I consider a great idea for our senior class prank this year -- all the kids who drive to school should park in the faculty-reserved parking area, which is closer to the main building than the student parking area, so the teachers would have to walk the extra distance to the school in our lovely northern-United States weather conditions for a change. happy.gif Unfortunately, I don't think the plan will ever come to fruition because it requires way too much cooperation, not to mention at least a hundred kids coming to school before 7AM to beat most of the teachers... definitely ain't happening with a bunch of second-semester seventeen-year-olds. tongue.gif

I have a really good idea for an April Fool's joke this year, but I'm not going to post it on the Internet until after it has gone into effect just in case anyone in my family happens to be stalking Harry Potter fan sites. Paranoid, who, me? biggrin.gif At any rate, watch this space!
Just the Droobles
If you just want to laugh at one person I'll suggest this one.

It requires saran wrap, the clear stuff, so...
One of them is putting saran wrap stretched across a doorway while a person is sleeping. Then hopefully, the person will wake up all groggy and run smack into it. If it is possible, you might want to keep the area not very well lit so there is no reflecting on the wrap. Boy that one was fun to watch...

passerby
Droobles, I saw that one on an America's Funniest Home Videos episode (my kids and I love watching other people's misfortunes on that show)! It was SO funny. The guy just gets knocked completely backwards! Ooh, sides are hurting.

The best prank I ever pulled was during college. There was a guy we'll call him "Tony" (since that was his name) who thought he was God's gift to the world. . .A group of girls got together in a dorm room one night and started doing that stupid call-people-and-order-pizza gag which gets really old rather quickly. I told them to give me the phone and look up Tony's number. Heh. I put on my best French accent (I'm very good with accents, being in theatre and all that) and when he answered the phone, I told him my name was Monique, calling from a European modelling agency. I expected the "whatever *click*" thing, but he said "Great! I've been sending my portfolio out a lot!" I almost blew it! I tried my best to get him to catch on that I was pranking him, I told him that his primary job would be modelling underwear and socks, but he was totally cool with everything I threw out at him! He hung up believing beyond a doubt that he'd been contacted by this prestigeous agency. He spread it all around campus . . .until someone, never quite sure who spilled the beans, tipped him off that it was me. OOOH! Talk about some hate! I thought he was going to punch me, but thankfully he restrained himself. I have a good laugh thinking of it, though. So do all the girls who were in that late night dorm room.

Ah, wacky fun.
Just the Droobles
Yeah passerby, that's where we picked it up, but it is funny if you can pull it off on someone you know. laugh.gif

I've done a number of prank calls, from food places, we've done Baskin Robbins (ice cream place for those who haven't heard of it) and my friend did this hilarious imitation of some sort of Japanese accent and called someone when we were on a band trip (another group of kids in our hotel) and asked "Is this Pizza Hut Japan?" and asked where her Japan Pizza was and hung up. *wipes away tear* it was quite hilarious at the time.
El Barto
laugh.gif My nephew and I used to call people using those Arnold Shwarzennagar soundboards (you could click something like "Good Morning" and it would be his voice from a movie)...or any actor that they may have. Someone once called me and asked if there were any walls there...I said no thinking 'what the heck'...they of course asked what was holding up my house and hung up huh.gif Impressive...WRONG.

I suggested a really wierd senior prank. I'd get into the school's vents and place a remote control car with those Halloween sounds on it, then unleash a toy robot dog that would bark in the halls. The faculty would come out and we'd all gain control of the PA system and put something wierd on (we were thinking of something not for young kids), then we'd somehow find a way out the office (probably though the window). Now, there were better choices that actually made sense, but all that a few chose was to cut the power to the school for 15 minutes huh.gif At another school the seniors pulled off a prank where they took apart the football coaches van and placed it in the main area of the school. That would suck...

Unfortunatley thats all I have for now...
Mrs. Radcliffe
Me and my friends like to prank call random people. Me and Voldie_Needs_Therapy called anonimous numbers and asked people the time and if they have a razor please because I want to shave my back, because I have a date tonight.

It's great fun to do! Try it, call someone and say: "Your gonna die in seven days!" Prank calls are the best!
Kells bells
I have done so many wierd pranks but I doubt anyone would get them because you had to kind of know the guy I played them on to make them funny. But here are some that are funny but I havn't actualy done them yet.

The whole school was kinda thinking about having day where evryone in the whole school comes in dressed in the opposite sexes uniform. So the guys would all wear the skirts and tights and stuff while the girls wear trousers. This would be pretty crazy to organise, there is about 1500 people in our school.

The other one we are waiting till summer to do because the ground would be drier. There is a guy at the livery yard where I keep my horse who has a caravan. He spends about 8 hrs a day sitting in the barn making mean comments and not allowing any room for anyone else in there. He seriously agrivates evryone. So one summers night when he actually isn't there for once a group of us are going to pull his caravan out into the middle of the field and leave it there. laugh.gif It'll be so so funny. Its only a small caravan and I think that there's going to be quite a few vollenteers to help move it so we should manage it.
davies
I sugest putting kitchen foil on the china toilet seat so that when the person goes to the loo...

you know what I mean wink.gif
secretkeeper
Ever since my freshman year, my brother and I have been involved in all of the senior pranks. But the thing is at my school is that there is more than 1 prank a year. Last year we put saran wrap between the doors on the outside and then taped the inside of the doors together and the teachers couldn't get in and we got out of school.

My freshman year we did the parking in the teacher's parking on the last day of school and just ate food and listened to music. That was fun and it seems that a lot of schools have that happen to them.

The senior class and I have only pulled 2 pranks this year but we have the perfect prank that we call "Opperation Knock Out". No it doesn't involve someone being beat up. I can't spill the news. Only 5 people know about it. The best prank that we have done this year was for a peep rally this year, we put on of our teachers car in the gym. She was soo mad and even the principal was laughing. But with another prank, we used the same car and got a fork lift and put the car on top of the school. It took a lot planning and sneakyness.

I like to refer to me as the Dr. Evil of pranks. tongue.gif
fjkrs
ok pranks I have done

last halloween my bff's dad built us a wagon that was pulled by a john deer lawn mower, and we sat in the wagon and went from neighborhood to neighborhood. So anyways we pull up at our friend sean and jos house and we climb out of the wagon and run up to the house and knock on the door, they answer and we silly string them their dogs their house their tv EVERYTHING then we run away and toss eggs behind us, well just as we are getting away sean and jo come out with water guns and spray us, the water is warm and they claimed it was cat pee so we begin this crazy cat pee/egg tossing fight it ended with us all getting in the wagon on a truce and going to our friends houses to leave them eggy surprises. yeah it was loads of fun

then one year we left plastic spoons and forks in sean and jo's lawn haha it was so funny we had like plastic flamingos that we srtung up above the door and left this really lame threatening note that said the other flamingos would get it unless sean and jo surrendered.

the other night i spent the night at shawnis house and it was the night before april fools so that night we did the old feather and whip cream trick and recorded it then when al woke up and found whip cream allll over her she ran outside and we followed then we tackled her and sprayed mercilessly.

oh and one time me and my bff (al) went to disneyland and when we got back to our town off the plane her dad was waiting to pick us up so we decided to scare him and we took one of the plane's white paper bags or barf bags and some peanuts and went into the bathroom right before we saw him we filled the bag with warm water and then came out of the bathroom when he saw us al pretended not to feel good and so i handed him the bag which was all wet and warm and said, she threw up, and kevin yelped and dropped it and made a face and the nuts and water went all over the floor we all laughed then ran out of the airport as some mangry janitors came over haha it was so funny

well that is all for now some other things im afraid to post because they are a bit uh....illegal :DDDD
Reanimated Corpse
Well, every time I try to pull a prank, it fails.

One time, I made a layout of what I would do, and then get the supplies, and try it out. One involved a fake spider, but, *tsk*, didn't work.

Everytime I have the chance, I try to scare her, and frankly, 90% of the time it works! laugh.gif

EDIT: Well, I am thinking of a Halloween prank that'll be awesome!

I have Halloween masks, and my friend Cris lives right down the street from me, right? SO I'll e-mail him and ask him to come over, and when trick-or-treaters come to get candy from my house, we'll scare the poop outta them, and the'll run away! Pretty soon, we'll go trick-or-treating ourselves, and when we're done, we'll put away our candy and scare more trick-or-treaters!

I might do that Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday!

Corpse
Shadeslayer
huge prankster. not gonna say any of my really mean but hilarious pranks because i dont want to give younger kids ideas but this year, i had my cousin call up my much older overprotective cousin (hes much like ron towards ginny) and said i had a 16 year old bf wen i was 12 at the time. hilarious he said he was about to throw up and drive down to cincy and beat him up.

heres some goodies

1. take red kool-aid powder, unscrew the shower head and put it in. wen a peep takes a shower, itll come out red.

2 tape someones eye shut while sleeping. their reaction is hilarious in the morning when they cant open their eyes.

3. put seran wrap on the toilet seat and make sure its in hard and unnoticeable. itll make quite a mess for the next person (hee).

4. while theyre sleeping, put double-sided tape on their hand, then stick nails on it and ticle their face (kidding! dont try that)
james pickles
Oh this one is my favourite one.

You get a tub of glitter and forget about the bottle just stuff a load in your pocket, and you go into down and as people walk past you just inconspiciously put a little sprinkle on their shoulder. Or you could fake a cough and then with a fist full of glitter cough it onto another person. Make sure you take a breath before you put the fist to your mouth cause if you do that and then take a breath all the glitter will go in your mouth.
Phoenix92
Oh yes! I've done so many pranks but only some succeded.(HeHe)

Okay here goes one(It didn't succeed though).
I went for vacation to India,and I was so excited to meet my cousins.One of my cousins really annoys me so I decided to pull up a prank.He bought two Coke,one for me and the other for him.I kept mine in the fridge thinking that I'll drink it afterwards.He opened his and drank as much as possible.He then kept his in the fridge and went off.After that,when he was out of sight,I mixed some nail polish into his Coke(I know it's dangerous,but then I thought he would only take some sips and keep it down,with a smug on his face!).I thought he didn't see me,but he actually spied on me.He knew at once what I did.After a few hours,I opened my coke and emptied it half.Kept it in the fridge,and went for playing.My cousin,he poured some coke into my can from his.When I came back,I drank it mouthful(as I was thirsty),spitted the whole thing on the floor and I got a good shouting from my parents...
Slytherin_girl
Oh! Pranks!, ive got a good one. Last year, me and my couzin decided to give our cousin from florida a welcome initiation serimony. so when he tried to use the port-a-potty, we came up behind it and pushed it over. Later, after he cleaned off, i told him to go pet my dog, who hates peeps who she dosent know. my dog started growling and almost bit him and he ran a way screaming. she laughed so hard she almost peed her pants.
cruciatus_andy
ooo well i'm soon going to put this in one at school so i'll post on later to see my results biggrin.gif
ok well it consists on buying 10 rats (really big if possible but anykind can do the job a nice little mouse can do as well) and well during lunchtime let them go in teh cafeteria and everyone will run around like idiots but make sure you let them go at the entrance of the cafeteria and when the coast is clear and if possible buy them white biggrin.gif (they attract the eye faster)
DracosLady
Pranks, lets see where do I begin? I havepulled many of pranks ver the years ( mostly in college though) but one that really sticks out in my mind is...a few years ago some friends of mine and me put a bannana in the tailpipe of someones car that we did not like and when the car started up, kablam...the car sounded like it had a major case of indigestion...I know a bit childish but it was funny. Also putting superglue on someone's chair before they sit down is a good one also...

Marcey tongue.gif
fany_monkey
awww my life use to be pranks! i've pulled off so many i don't know which are my best
i'd be a female version of the weasley twins i guess that's why i love them...
ok i guess i can write one know and if anyone wants a prank for evil teachers, evil jocks, evil anyone i'm the person to ask lol

ok here is one i found rather funny...
jocks have never been nice to me so i guess i decided that it was revenge time, so 2 friends of mine and i snuck into the football teams locker room and opened their lockers (don't ask how we managed lol biggrin.gif) and we put itching powder on their jockstraps and left
then we just sat down and enjoyed the show aww i cried i was laughing so hard.
so there is one of the nicer ones i've pulled off lol!
soccerchik
Well I have pulled off a couple good ones this year. The first one was at bandcamp over the summer my friend and I stole the pit instructers car and drove it over to the Middle school parking lot. So at the end of the day he was running around for 15 minutes trying to find his car! It was funny! laugh.gif We were going to also wrap his car with saran wrap but it was too hot!

Then at the band lock in my friends and I trashed our band teachers car. The only bad part was this one suck up girl told him. Then he blamed it on this one kid who would never in a million years trash someone's car. Our teacher didn't even see it! Totally ruined the whole point but we'll get him next time! biggrin.gif

Yeah now we're planning things for our band teacher, chinese teacher and this one really annoying girl at school! So it should be interesting and fun! biggrin.gif
UnknownLocket
I love watching people do pranks though I can't really say I have done some of my own before. If I have, they were the small kind of jokes like tapping someone on the shoulder and having them look the other way, pulling someone's chair out from under them, or hiding their possessions and pretending not to know where they went. However, next year, since I will be a senior, I want to pull the ultimate prank. I saw on "High School Stories" where one girl pretended that she was pregnant just to fool others, and I thought to myself, that that would be an interesting and funny thing to pull of. Since I have sort of the "good girl" image, it would be hilarious to see how people take this and what they would think. Especially to hear the gossip. I really don't know if I have the guts to do it, but it definately is something I am thinking about.
r0n8urg4ndy
One of the best pranks is while people are sleeping. The best one is we got a few people together and picked someone up while they were sleeping. We threw him into the swimming pool, and he woke up screaming.
JSB 073
i know some of my guy friend's locker combinations for school because they had me get them stuff while they were sick and well, i kept them. *mischeively grins* and my girl friends and i stay after school to do running stuff. the guys usually get their backpacks before they go to running, but us girls go afterwords. so before a practce, i was thinking, why don't we trash their lockers? a good amount of people know their combinations so no one would know it was us. we got some trash, but some, but not too much in. and then left. we didn't know they had wrestling that day, so they came to put something away in their lockers and found trash. we saw it and it was hilarious because they were confused on why it was there and they were like, who the *bleep* did this. it was so funny and then we all left.
Sabrina_Rose_Snape
I am not a prankster really. But me and my twin sister did used to play this trick on a boy all the time when we went to the gym, a long time ago. We used to both go to the toilets and because we wore the some tracksuits bottoms but different tops...we would swap our tops and go back and he would always fall for it think that I was my twin and that my twin was me! laugh.gif Good memories biggrin.gif
After the Burial
My brother (a VTMer who has asked to remain nameless) has conducted a marvelous senior prank. He got three pigs (about 40 lbs each) from a local rancher (who was in on the prank) and painted numbers on them. He painted the numers 1, 3 & 4. Those three little piggies had the pleasure of being hidden in the school (the gym, janitor's closet, and school office). Of course, the entire school spent a very long time trying to find the non-existent pig #2.
Lily_Potter
Hehe that's a good one After the Burial! My brother is a prankster too. When he was in high school, him and his buddies pulled a bunch of pranks. Once there was a huge bin of tires by the side of the road that was next to his school and on a test day, they went really early in the morning before class and knocked over the whole bin onto the road. There was a tracffic jam for 2 hours. They had to reschedule the exams, because no one was able to get to class on time laugh.gif

They would also pull pranks on each other too. One day they where all driving around looking for something to do and my brother get's this idea to mess around with one of the guys. He pulls over to the side of the road and asks his buddy to get something out of the trunk of the car, because in his car you can pull down the seat and get to the trunk from the inside. Ok, so when the guy bends over to look inside the trunk, my brother pushes him inside and they close the seat up. Then he starts driving and braking really fast and making crazy turns while this guy is rolling around in the trunk! They said the guy was screaming like a girl lol. My brother is soo bad.

harry_potter_luvr_4life
That's funny Lily_Potter. I have to admit I've pranked my younger sister. But she follows me everywhere. So one day she followed me downstairs. She learned to stay a 10 yards behind me so I wouldn't see her. Well.... On the day she followed me I went outside and came in the basement. She thought... Well I don't know what she thought. But she freaked out!! Then I got in trouble.

~Leja~
E.Austen
My older sister, Carrie, isn't usually a prankster, but she did pull a good one on me a few years ago.

We had this ancient iMac, and Carrie started fiddling around with the alert system and she put on some of her own alerts and left the iMac at that. And she didn't tell us, probably because of this: I, Lizzy, got onto the computer to check my e-mail, and I made an error and the computer suddenly screamed "LIZZY!" shocking.gif

If I was a fainting person, I would have passed out. Nope, after I got over my initial shock (I jumped about a foot in the air), I shouted "Poltergeist!" and my sister started rolling around on the floor laughing.

But I have yet to get her back for that. happy.gif
Professor Nutbutter
Did this to my brother once...


1. Put as much glue as possible in your victims bed.
2. Make sure they're going to be too tired or drunk to notice when they lie down. (probably best to leave the glue until you're certain they're on their way to smashedville)
3. Get alot of feathers ... you can see where this is going biggrin.gif
4. Place the feathers anywhere you think they'd be likely to run to and then make alot of noise, and I mean ALOT of noise.
5. Stand back and enjoy.

Doesn't always work though, you need the proper paste type glue that kids use, not super-glue or something like that.
FastfanHPg
When I waa in sixth grade the teaher left the classroom for a moment. I was reading so I didn't see what happened. I laugh easily and when others started laughing I did too. When the teacher came back in the room everyine was gigleing then he sat down and pfft! THere was an electric fart thing near the teachers chair.

Prank to be made.

All computers in the USA have microsoft word, so find a file someone in your family has been working on. Move it to another folder and video tape them freaking out then tell them where it is.
rach2603
'mum.. i'm pregnant and im keeping it'

told her that aged 14 and half when she was asking me what the hell i had spent the time i bunked off school doing..

serves her right for being nosey
HJP/HJG_TrueLove
I have a friend who on April fools day (this year it was a Saturday), told her little sister it was time to wake up for school at like 4. Her little sister got up and started getting ready and then she was going into the kitchen to eat and she poured salt into her mouth. Then for the first time all mourning she opened her eyes and went "Wow!" I thought it was pretty funny when I heard about it!
HJP/HJG_TrueLove
I've pulled a good number of pranks so far, some of the best have been this past year.

1. Swapping out the schools salsa for some really spicy sauce... hard to keep an even face when everyone around started sputtering... including teachers

2. Last night for the camp I work at we spent the night at the zoo and I had to get back at one of the guys I work with so me with the help of his twin brother and my best friend took all of his stuff and hid it all in different spots around the aquarium and we took pictures of where we hid it and then switched his batteries around so he thought it was dead (plus he's dyslexic) and he was freaking out because we put a note that said check your camera with the camera. When he found his sleeping bag we went and took it again, and then yet again.

3. At camp we do this thing where if you work there and you forget something at a program area you have to sing for it so today during lunch I went up with the jacket of the kid mentioned in prank 2 and made him sing "Love Story" by Taylor Swift for it and while this was going on it was organized that three other people would get pitchers of ice water and pour it over him while he sang.

4. One night at camp I took my cabin out pranking and we got the entire camp with a huge variety of things including but not limited to: duck tape, BBQ sauce, butter, lotion, toothpaste, shaving cream, whipped cream etc.

5. For the last camp last year almost all the counselors pranked our bosses cabins with things like shaving cream, chocolate, ketchup, mustard etc.

Pranks planned for the future:

1. We have two school lots and when I'm a senior we're going to park in a circle around each lot so no one else can get in and have a cook out.

2. Flush whole boxes of fem. products down the toilet

3. Have a sleepover on my birthday on the school's front lawn
HJP/HJG_TrueLove
The other day at work me and a couple other lifeguards drove one of the other lifeguards car away into a parking lot out of view while she was working. She came out walked right up to where her car was and freaked out... it was good fun. I offered to drive her home because I live near her and I drove her to the parking lot and almost everyone at the pool followed haha
kathryn
Take five chickens and label then 1, 2, 3, 4, and 6. Then let them lose in your school or work environment. Watch everyone freak out looking for chicken number 5 when really she's number 6. LOL. Done this before and it's hilarious.
HJP/HJG_TrueLove
Two other people I work with helped me take three other people snipe hunting. The first time we did it, it didn't really work out so we came back but one of them was determined to catch a snipe so we went back, ditched them, went and hid in the back of the pickup and after we heard them leaving we went back out and covered the hand of the guy in our group with leaves and gave him a twig to hold and it actually looked like a bird not even joking and we took back my camera and showed them and told them how we caught a snipe haha
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