This isn't men't to offend anyone, so keep them nice. Dose anyone hae any really good quotes made by members here on VTM? They can be funny, clever or whatever you like as long as there memorable!
I have one:
'I know nothing's too far-fetched in HP, but this is.' Triad of Darkness
That's all i can think of for now, i will post again if i think of any others!
Full Version: Great Quotes By People Here On Vtm!
I dont remember who, but some member had a qoute in their signature that said:
Don't cry besause it's over, smile because it happened.
I really liked that. It's so true.
Don't cry besause it's over, smile because it happened.
I really liked that. It's so true.
My friend David (felix_felicis_444) said something that never fails to make me laugh:
"Have a solemnous Lent."
I thought that was great.
~Gerry's Gurl~
"Have a solemnous Lent."
I thought that was great.
~Gerry's Gurl~
| QUOTE (padfootchick14 @ Apr 4 2006, 08:39 PM) |
| My friend David (felix_felicis_444) said something that never fails to make me laugh: "Have a solemnous Lent." I thought that was great. ~Gerry's Gurl~ |
Yay! Thanks, Alaina....And to all of you who celebrate, I wish you a solemnous Lent as well! I still insist that we get a trademark on that and make Lent greeting cards 
lol...The quote I am going to post comes straight from Alaina's "Friend Fic" fan fic. It is in the chapter where I find Madam Pince eavesdropping after our D.A. ("Down With Argee") meeting. I told Alaina that I was fearing some David/Pince shipping coming up. That was jokingly, of course, but her response got me slightly nervous
:| QUOTE |
| But honestly, I think I really should pair you with Madam Pince. I can hear her now: "To heck with Filch. Who needs that scruffy old madman when I've got my David?" |
Ummm...excuse me while I go barf
Yes, it was a joke (I hope, at least!), but it had me laughing for the rest of the day! I still laugh from reading it
_daviD
Oooh, quoting a Mod in a topic like this. Treading on thin ground don't you think? But luckily for you I'm nice and can see the funny side of it.
I'm not sure what the other Mods make of this topic though.....some members could find it offensive if they see their quotes in here so maybe you shouldn't name the person, just do the quote.
I'm not sure what the other Mods make of this topic though.....some members could find it offensive if they see their quotes in here so maybe you shouldn't name the person, just do the quote.
Oh i'm sorry Triad of Darkness! 
If you want i'll take it down...Yes if anyone wants there quotes taken down just say because i can see how people could get upset. Only nice quotes perhaps...i'm really sorry though. 
If you want i'll take it down...Yes if anyone wants there quotes taken down just say because i can see how people could get upset. Only nice quotes perhaps...i'm really sorry though.
Don't be. I'm semi glad you found what I said memorable enough to make a topic with. But I still think you should have their name, unless they protest and want it there. You can leave my name there. It might make people read everything else I write which can only be a good thing. (Like if they read my fic..........which I haven't updated in a while - working too much......)
A while ago there was a funny sectence in someones signature saying:
Borrow money from pessimists, they dont expect it back.
Hilarious! I cant remember who it was though.
Borrow money from pessimists, they dont expect it back.
Hilarious! I cant remember who it was though.
Thanks Triad of Darkness! Anyway i have another one. It is on someones avater:
'Procrastinators of the world unite, tomorrow!' I found that really funny!
Anyway i have another one. It is on someones avater:'Procrastinators of the world unite, tomorrow!' I found that really funny!
Hehe, some of these are hysterical...Well, I'm going to quote David once more:| QUOTE |
| I still insist that we get a trademark on that and make Lent greeting cards |
David, honestly, I began to laugh so hard when I read that...but it's a brilliant idea! Lent greeting cards! I'm going to tell my religion teacher that one...
And thanks for using my Pince quote!! I just meant it as a joke, no fears, mate. Notice that Jessica is in the story...
David lurves Jessica! 
This quote is from Tigers Eye's signature:
"Albus Dumbledore R.I.P. (Resident in Poland)
He's not dead, he's just in Poland."
For some reason, that struck me as extremely hilarious...maybe because I know people who live in Poland, and they assure me that they've never seen Dumbledore there...
~Gerry's Gurl~
Dream_of_a_siren said this in response to Snape having a child
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| He'd probably grow up to be a psycho with girls down wells, saying, "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again." |
It cracked me up...if you don't know, its from the Silence of the Lambs
There are so many from Alaina
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| the amazing arthor |
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| gerry's gurl |
and many more
MJ
PS:I will come back later with more quotes
Ahh...MJ...that reminds me of another quote!!
"I just had a great idea--spikey clubs!"
and
"Alaina could be our Hulk."
Those are both by--guess who--MJ! I loved those so much, I did. I seriously cracked up.
~Gerry's Gurl~
"I just had a great idea--spikey clubs!"
and
"Alaina could be our Hulk."
Those are both by--guess who--MJ! I loved those so much, I did. I seriously cracked up.
~Gerry's Gurl~
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Dream_of_a_siren said this in response to Snape having a child
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He'd probably grow up to be a psycho with girls down wells, saying, "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."
It cracked me up...if you don't know, its from the Silence of the Lambs
Well i like the above post very much which is that quote of Dream_of_a_siren,he his thought about Snape is really very funny and interesting too.I think it reflects the snape's personality.
but one thing i wanna tell you that i like snape also.
I once saw the following quote in someone's signature:
If at first you don't succeed, Bungee Jumping isn't for you.
I really like that one
If at first you don't succeed, Bungee Jumping isn't for you.
I really like that one
I just had to post this one...
"I'm positively scrum-diddly-umptious!"
madmarauder123 said it a couple of days ago, seriously it cracked me up! I you're reading this madmarauder, I guess it just goes to show how good your jokes really are!! Hehe!
That's it for now... bye!
"I'm positively scrum-diddly-umptious!"
madmarauder123 said it a couple of days ago, seriously it cracked me up! I you're reading this madmarauder, I guess it just goes to show how good your jokes really are!! Hehe!
That's it for now... bye!
GREAT QUOTES!!!!!!!!
(LOL -- "Fred's pregnant" ... that was rich!) That was by Amanda
I just think I might die! *going to go pester Lisa*By NyMpHaDoRa
okay, so I walk to the library, a good mile or so away, get a nice sweat going, then go on the computers there! my best idea yet *lol* Also By NyMpHaDoRa
And I was kind to Draco? Puh-leeeze! By Alaina
Oh, and David gave me the idea to use pitchforks in a riot because we want more....*eerie music* Also By Alaina
Oh, blame it on poor David, huh? By David
Enjoy these quotes,
MJ
(LOL -- "Fred's pregnant" ... that was rich!) That was by Amanda
I just think I might die! *going to go pester Lisa*By NyMpHaDoRa
okay, so I walk to the library, a good mile or so away, get a nice sweat going, then go on the computers there! my best idea yet *lol* Also By NyMpHaDoRa
And I was kind to Draco? Puh-leeeze! By Alaina
Oh, and David gave me the idea to use pitchforks in a riot because we want more....*eerie music* Also By Alaina
Oh, blame it on poor David, huh?
By DavidEnjoy these quotes,
MJ
most of my favorites are in peoples signatures.
on mybroomstickisbetterthenyours it said :
Things not to do at hogwarts.. i will not sing, i'm off to see the wizard when sent to the headmasters office. and
i will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
and i cant remember whp's avarter this was on but it was a parchment with...Dearest Harry, I hate you love voldie...it cracked me up..
and even though i love sirius i couldn't help but laugh at this one...
SIRIUS BLACK
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
HAHAHA love it. i cant remember whos signature it is in though.
on mybroomstickisbetterthenyours it said :
Things not to do at hogwarts.. i will not sing, i'm off to see the wizard when sent to the headmasters office. and
i will not make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
and i cant remember whp's avarter this was on but it was a parchment with...Dearest Harry, I hate you love voldie...it cracked me up..
and even though i love sirius i couldn't help but laugh at this one...
SIRIUS BLACK
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
HAHAHA love it. i cant remember whos signature it is in though.
I think I might know whos signature it is in 
(I love Sirius too, but I also had to laugh when I saw it and I couldn't resist)
My favorite Vtm quotes... Hmm let's see. Capricorn and bluezz say some pretty amussing things- My favorite one so far is by Laurette-
That one just cracked me up and I couldn't stop laughing!!
(I love Sirius too, but I also had to laugh when I saw it and I couldn't resist)My favorite Vtm quotes... Hmm let's see. Capricorn and bluezz say some pretty amussing things- My favorite one so far is by Laurette-
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Something about secret passageways and underground tunnels and tickly pears...
That one just cracked me up and I couldn't stop laughing!!
I thought of some others. I like the ones on people's sigs. The ''137 Things I will Not Do At Hogwarts''. My favourite is ''I will not sing 'WE Are Of To See The Wizard' while going to the Headmaster's office. By the way you know all of the little piccies in my posts today they all come from BestSmilies.com.
As much as i hate to admit it i do find the emo avarters of emo harry and ginny snogging dean quite amusing
I like my avartar. Yeah I definitely love all those ''Things I will do at Hogwarts.''
As I said in my last post my fav is ''I will not sing' I'm off to see the wizard' while going to the headmaster's office. But I also like ''I will not make light sabre sounds with my wands.
A thought: Are we allowed to quote things in Fan Fics??
As I said in my last post my fav is ''I will not sing' I'm off to see the wizard' while going to the headmaster's office. But I also like ''I will not make light sabre sounds with my wands.
A thought: Are we allowed to quote things in Fan Fics??
mthe funniest qoute i came across here was the avatar in my sig the "i hate you" one it's really funny.
someone's signature was something like "the toothfairy teaches kids its okay to sell body parts" - i loved it so much i used it in my msn name! tee hee im laughing again and now i feel stupid because i'm on my own
I have seen alot of funny sigs and avatars, which makes me wonder where you find them. But in my old sig I had "Seamus Finnegan is not after 'me lucky charms'" And in my fan fic, sirius said to james "You can't be serious?!" to which James replied "No, you're Sirius." I crack myself up. My favorite though is the one with F&G giving the Maruder's map to Harry. "The map never lies"
huh, I like this thread. Very clever. Question though... Where do you find the 137 things I will not do at Hogwarts list? 
haha, that quote makes me laugh everytime
~snitch
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SIRIUS BLACK
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
haha, that quote makes me laugh everytime
~snitch
I can't remember who said this but it sounded very funny to me since i've never heard that phrase before : "I don't want to toot my horn!" ! Isn't that hilarious? I can actually imagine someone tooting a horn...!
And another phrase that just popped in my mind : "Woody Allen: I don't want to achieve immortality by doing something great, I want to achieve immortality by not dying."
I thought this was so clever!
And another phrase that just popped in my mind : "Woody Allen: I don't want to achieve immortality by doing something great, I want to achieve immortality by not dying."
I thought this was so clever!
in the "Who would be your friend thread" the two last questions in the quiz ask:
1. 5 ways to avoid a death eater.
2. 5 ways to kill harry potter.
and, even though their are some very humeorus ones...mine included *preen*...i found this one to be the best...number 5 specifically, because of the randomness!
Harry: (*sob*)
1.Tell him he has to share a room with a dementor
2.Use legilemency on him
3.Jinx him
4.Kill of all his friends
5.Drown him in a cauldron
...i just lost it when i read that part...especially picturing it...thrashing around whislt this innocent little girl holds his head under...(coz it was an inoccent little girl who wrote the answer)
...mine were better...*shifty eyes*
1. 5 ways to avoid a death eater.
2. 5 ways to kill harry potter.
and, even though their are some very humeorus ones...mine included *preen*...i found this one to be the best...number 5 specifically, because of the randomness!
Harry: (*sob*)
1.Tell him he has to share a room with a dementor
2.Use legilemency on him
3.Jinx him
4.Kill of all his friends
5.Drown him in a cauldron
...i just lost it when i read that part...especially picturing it...thrashing around whislt this innocent little girl holds his head under...(coz it was an inoccent little girl who wrote the answer)
...mine were better...*shifty eyes*
I liked this quotes by Bumblebee and enjoyed reading it very much
(It's about Snape)
Anyhow loads of people round the site are always giving great quotes..just goes to show how many geniuses we have!
Vian
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...that at the present time he is firmly on the side of Dumbledore, to the point of sticking his neck out for the terminally stupid and ungrateful, and it gnaws at him that it might be better for his personal safety if he allied himself to no one.
(It's about Snape)
Anyhow loads of people round the site are always giving great quotes..just goes to show how many geniuses we have!
Vian
lozza_cm I love that quote too
I was in the uni library the first time I read it and got some funny looks as I failing to supress the giggles
molly_of_slytherin: oh my goodness, it was me, I can't believe that I have been quoted *blushes*, thank you (I actually stole it from http://www.quotationspage.com/ so I can't take the credit)
I always remember in the I would throw my book away if... thread, that someone said something like if JKRowling did that I'd throw my book at her. It just really tickled me
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SIRIUS BLACK
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
escapes Azkaban
evades the dementors
outwits the ministry
killed by a drapery.
I was in the uni library the first time I read it and got some funny looks as I failing to supress the giggles
molly_of_slytherin: oh my goodness, it was me, I can't believe that I have been quoted *blushes*, thank you (I actually stole it from http://www.quotationspage.com/ so I can't take the credit)
I always remember in the I would throw my book away if... thread, that someone said something like if JKRowling did that I'd throw my book at her. It just really tickled me
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Uncle Vernon : Aw, Harry...you're my favourite nephy-poos, you know that? Come here and give your Uncle a great big hug...
That one's by Louise. I was cracking up reading this.
Even though this wasn't said on VTM, it was said by David (felix_felicis_444).
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Oh, well if you're a sheep then I'm a clock.
Lol.
awesome this thread! lol...here's one i just found right in this thread...
[quote]Bruce Willis: Do you have a secret, Harry?
Harry: *whispers* I See Thestrals![quote]
this was in I_See_Threstals' siggy...really cute...love Bruce Willis...
here's another...[/quote]The tooth fairy teaches kids that it's OK to sell body parts [quote]
lol...where do people get these? found this in Velvet's siggy...i find the funniest stuff in people's siggies...
[quote]Bruce Willis: Do you have a secret, Harry?
Harry: *whispers* I See Thestrals![quote]
this was in I_See_Threstals' siggy...really cute...love Bruce Willis...
here's another...[/quote]The tooth fairy teaches kids that it's OK to sell body parts [quote]
lol...where do people get these? found this in Velvet's siggy...i find the funniest stuff in people's siggies...
i don't remember where i found it.
so this is what they call, another endless night,
so tired of believing, if this is wrong or right,
i think this cause is lost, i wish that i could sleep,
i feel like some kind of shadow, another slave to the weak,
imagine if we lived, under the weather,
we would never be found, never discovered.
so this is what they call, another endless night,
so tired of believing, if this is wrong or right,
i think this cause is lost, i wish that i could sleep,
i feel like some kind of shadow, another slave to the weak,
imagine if we lived, under the weather,
we would never be found, never discovered.
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If they had had a falling out, though, I think it was over cheese doodles. I mean, those things are just yummy, and if Sirius tried to snatch any of Remus' cheese doodles, I can imagine that the repercussions would be horrific
This was said by passerby in a SPELL discussion...I still laugh about his one,and Im still unsure what cheese doodles are
^That was funny
There are a lot of funny once around . This one I like a lot.
"More Cheese means more holes. More Holes mean less cheese.
Ergo: More cheese means less cheese."
I found it in DoubleD's sigg . I still laugh about it (I also laugh about the most stupid things)
There are a lot of funny once around . This one I like a lot.
"More Cheese means more holes. More Holes mean less cheese.
Ergo: More cheese means less cheese."
I found it in DoubleD's sigg . I still laugh about it
(I also laugh about the most stupid things)
I dunno about you guys but jiggery-pokery has said some funny things on Veritaserum...
Discussing how the hp actors don't wear robes anymore.
referring to a siggy that had a huge picture.
On the topic of what Dudley saw when the dementors came near him. I laughed so hard at that because I was imagining people going up to me and calling me Wilbur. ah haha
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Ugghh I miss those robes terribly. Now all the actors look freakishly American!
Discussing how the hp actors don't wear robes anymore.
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Oh my! Big and bold are we!
referring to a siggy that had a huge picture.
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I would've been frightened if I had a tail. Imagine going to school and people calling me Wilbur! Oh the pain!
On the topic of what Dudley saw when the dementors came near him. I laughed so hard at that because I was imagining people going up to me and calling me Wilbur. ah haha
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I dunno about you guys but jiggery-pokery has said some funny things on Veritaserum...
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Ugghh I miss those robes terribly. Now all the actors look freakishly American!
Discussing how the hp actors don't wear robes anymore.
QUOTE
Oh my! Big and bold are we!
referring to a siggy that had a huge picture.
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I would've been frightened if I had a tail. Imagine going to school and people calling me Wilbur! Oh the pain!
On the topic of what Dudley saw when the dementors came near him. I laughed so hard at that because I was imagining people going up to me and calling me Wilbur. ah haha
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Ugghh I miss those robes terribly. Now all the actors look freakishly American!
Discussing how the hp actors don't wear robes anymore.
QUOTE
Oh my! Big and bold are we!
referring to a siggy that had a huge picture.
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I would've been frightened if I had a tail. Imagine going to school and people calling me Wilbur! Oh the pain!
On the topic of what Dudley saw when the dementors came near him. I laughed so hard at that because I was imagining people going up to me and calling me Wilbur. ah haha
Wow Seamus_Finnigan! I'm flattered! I never knew that what I was saying was worth sharing with other people! Cool! Thanks!
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I also can't STAND Umbridge and Trelawney. *shuddering* Both of these two need to be locked up in a cage somewhere.
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I think that the middle east is a war that no one knows who the bad guys are like the hidden death eaters and the imperiused.
From two great members on the olderHP thread.
**The first one cracks me up because I picture them together in the same cage! *laughing hysterically*
**The second was just so profound...every country over there believes they are right.
This is a great thread!
This story was in the if I got my Hogwart letter thread....I laughed so hard had to bring it here for everyone to enjoy. QUOTE
Well, it's kind of funny but my friend's brother, his name's Harry and he just turned 11. So me and my friend, we re-arranged Hogwarts to spell Grathows, made Dumbledore's name Celaphus Euphrosyne and McGonagall's name Ophelia Nox. Then we wrote out the school letters and set them on his doorstep and when he opened the letter he fell completely for it. He was getting really angry and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was saying, "Where'm I gonna get my books...and where in the world do I get a WAND!!" he went on about how he didn't have an owl a cat or a toad and asked if he could bring his dog. Then he decided he didn't want to leave his friends and basically refused to go and his mum told him he was a wizard and he freaked out. So she had to tell him it was me and my friend
QUOTE(*Love_me_Amortentia* @ Apr 7 2007, 02:03 PM) [snapback]361550[/snapback]
This story was in the if I got my Hogwart letter thread....I laughed so hard had to bring it here for everyone to enjoy. QUOTE
Well, it's kind of funny but my friend's brother, his name's Harry and he just turned 11. So me and my friend, we re-arranged Hogwarts to spell Grathows, made Dumbledore's name Celaphus Euphrosyne and McGonagall's name Ophelia Nox. Then we wrote out the school letters and set them on his doorstep and when he opened the letter he fell completely for it. He was getting really angry and didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He was saying, "Where'm I gonna get my books...and where in the world do I get a WAND!!" he went on about how he didn't have an owl a cat or a toad and asked if he could bring his dog. Then he decided he didn't want to leave his friends and basically refused to go and his mum told him he was a wizard and he freaked out. So she had to tell him it was me and my friend
Shame shame...that is soooo wrong. That poor boy. Still ,I am totally cracking up as I type this
Sorry if this is too short, its just I had to relpy.
~nevillesgirl
O.M.G ! I love this thread !
well my fave is on triad's avatar (a kitten licking it'self ) it shows the kitten saying "I has a flavor".... HE-LAR-E-US
well my fave is on triad's avatar (a kitten licking it'self ) it shows the kitten saying "I has a flavor".... HE-LAR-E-US
Cheers Salty, that's the third time something of mine has been mentioned in this thread. Yes it is a funny avatar isn't it? I love it.
Anyway, can I just remind members that quoting someone does not count as part of your post. All posts must comply with the Rules and be your own words so to use a quote from someone is cheating and isn't allowed. Please keep that in mind while posting.
~Triad.
Anyway, can I just remind members that quoting someone does not count as part of your post. All posts must comply with the Rules and be your own words so to use a quote from someone is cheating and isn't allowed. Please keep that in mind while posting.
~Triad.
Lol someone on here has this hilarious siggy that says "Bellatrix Lestrange puts the 'fun' in 'psycho fundamentalist'" or something like that. I nearly fell off my chair the first time I read that, I was laughing so hard.
I know this one is lame, but I think it's cool so I'm going to write it anyways. I can't think of these unless I go find them again, and I'm way too lame to do that.
"Bellatrix Lestrane: Has more issues than National Geographic"
and...
"The real reason why Snape killed Dumbledore: Too much candy."
Those are from those cartoon avatar thingies that some people have a million of, and I only remember those because I thought they were funny. Oh, and
"Day 26: Fans mourn the loss of Harry Potter."
That's about LOST, incase you were wondering. I'm done, my mom wants to sleep. Night, even though it's only like 2205.
~Aeryn~
"Bellatrix Lestrane: Has more issues than National Geographic"
and...
"The real reason why Snape killed Dumbledore: Too much candy."
Those are from those cartoon avatar thingies that some people have a million of, and I only remember those because I thought they were funny. Oh, and
"Day 26: Fans mourn the loss of Harry Potter."
That's about LOST, incase you were wondering. I'm done, my mom wants to sleep. Night, even though it's only like 2205.
~Aeryn~
This topic is so cool! I love it.
I don't remember who said this, but here it is. It shows what would happen if someone called Voldemort Voldy to his face.
You: Hey, Voldy!
Voldemort: CRUCIO!
I thought it was funny. It's pretty much what would really happen if you called him that!
This next one is by Alaina (padfootchick14).
Harry: AHHHH!
Ron: Harry, what is it?
Harry: Hermione just fell off of a ten-story building in Zimbabwe!
Ron: What?!? Is she okay?
Harry: *fake sniffs* No...she's...dead! *big fake sobs*
Ron: NOOOOOO! 'Mione, I LOVED YOU!
Hermione: (coming up behind them) I love you too, Ron.
Ron: Wha...but...Harry...how...I...you...
Hermione: Just kiss me already.
Ron: With pleasure.
Harry: My work here is complete.
I don't remember who said this, but here it is. It shows what would happen if someone called Voldemort Voldy to his face.
You: Hey, Voldy!
Voldemort: CRUCIO!
I thought it was funny. It's pretty much what would really happen if you called him that!
This next one is by Alaina (padfootchick14).
Harry: AHHHH!
Ron: Harry, what is it?
Harry: Hermione just fell off of a ten-story building in Zimbabwe!
Ron: What?!? Is she okay?
Harry: *fake sniffs* No...she's...dead! *big fake sobs*
Ron: NOOOOOO! 'Mione, I LOVED YOU!
Hermione: (coming up behind them) I love you too, Ron.
Ron: Wha...but...Harry...how...I...you...
Hermione: Just kiss me already.
Ron: With pleasure.
Harry: My work here is complete.
this isn't a proper quote but whoever has that icon with the picture of dumbledore pointing his wand at us next to the phrase "we want you for dumbledore's army" (or something like that)is a genius! it's so original. i love it.
This comes from gaberdette. We were discussing an issue in The Daily Prophet about the government trying to regulate the way restaurants prepare their food. Specifically KFC and their recent decision to switch to soybean oil because a doctor claimed the company didn't notify the public it was frying its food in trans fat..
"I do not need a Nanny state telling me what to eat. If I want to consume some delicious greasy chicken, it is none of the governments business."
Nanny state!! I do believe the state in question is New York. Isn't that funny?
"I do not need a Nanny state telling me what to eat. If I want to consume some delicious greasy chicken, it is none of the governments business."
Nanny state!! I do believe the state in question is New York. Isn't that funny?
Perhaps not if you are from New York. But I do think he was referring more to the national government and its endless legislation purported to "protect" us as it erodes our basic freedoms. I have to admit I had a chuckle over that very vivid statement! 
But I do think he was referring more to the national government and its endless legislation purported to "protect" us as it erodes our basic freedoms. I have to admit I had a chuckle over that very vivid statement!
Oh my gosh. This comes from Louise-way back in 2004. I came across it in a thread titled Snapes Purpose...I am still laughing as I type this..
If Harry had everyone thinking that the sun shone out of his backside, then he'd have a head the size of a pumpkin on steroids, wouldn't he?
I love it!
If Harry had everyone thinking that the sun shone out of his backside, then he'd have a head the size of a pumpkin on steroids, wouldn't he?
I love it!
i dont know whos avatar this was on
but i was posting and saw it above mine
and it said avada kedvra because theirs no evidence in muggle court and it made me laugh so much
i thought it was brilliant
theres a few more but i cant remember all of them
but i was posting and saw it above mine
and it said avada kedvra because theirs no evidence in muggle court and it made me laugh so much
i thought it was brilliant
theres a few more but i cant remember all of them
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