I don't think you're crazy. Because then I would be too! Normally I support canon ships. But then I realized how much I disliked Ron. From the beginning with Harry Potter, I wanted to see Harry and Hermione together. My mind had made it's decision by book three lol. But I don't hate any pairings that Rowling eventually ended the series with.
When it comes to Harry Potter, for some reason I really like unlikely, impossible and out there ships. Canon and Fanon are very different things. I can separate them easily. Yes I realize why a ship like Lucius and Hermione would NEVER work in the series... But I love to read angsty fics. I'm also a huge Star Wars fan so I have a thing for dark characters finding redemption through love and all that sappy mush. -winks-
What surprised me about a great many posts in here was that people didn't seem to understand FAN fiction. Just because you ship a couple doesn't mean it'll happen. It's just fun to write about it, dream about it, make graphics of it, etc.
I love drama and illicit romances. What can give me that more than Hermione paired with Lucius or Draco? And I love to read fics about both. But I have high standards when it comes to fics so there are few I find worth reading. I think that's why I lean towards the more adult oriented ones with violence and dark themes. The darker HP got, the more I loved it.
For a while I hated the Malfoy's and pretty much Slytherins in general. They were so flat. They were unpleasant for the sake of being unpleasant and meant to be the antagonists of the books. I like depth and that's why Draco and his parents came alive for me in book 6 and 7. You could see some struggle finally! There wasn't just pure hatred anymore. However HP is about Harry and ultimately from his point of view so we rarely glimpse into the heads of the other characters.
I was appalled by the Harry/Draco ship when I first discovered it. I thought, "This could never happen!" I was never a fan of slash until recently either. I'm just opening up to all sorts of things and I'm finding I enjoy it. Getting into the darker side of human emotions are fun. I've been writing for myself about Draco and Lucius and imagining these characters as well rounded makes them much more fun. That's why I'm writing two seperate fics right now that exists separately from one another. Why yes, they're about Hermione Lucius and Draco. How'd you guess?

I am victim to the evil evil plot bunny!
As an amateur writer - but a writer none the less, I've got some dark twistyness in me. I think about things until I kill them from thinking so much. Picking it apart until it can no longer exist in it's previous form. I think that writers have to be a little dark because they have to delve deep into the human psyche and discovers what drives people - be the intentions greedy or righteous. They have to go to places that might make people squirm with discomfort - or just may be down right disgusting. But if they didn't go there, there would be no complexity, no richness in a character's many desires or insecurities. I say that people are full of inconsistencies. A person can't always be intrinsically good. Even me, known for being a 'good girl' gets sick of behaving all the time. I've done things I could go to jail for. (Not murder - but theft, underage drinking. Yeah, even those things are a 'good girls' illegal actions :-p Not at all hard core.) If you have no depth, I'm sorry but you're boring. If you're a fictional character who is always good, or always bad, without any temptations, I feel like kicking your butt. The evil villain is so often corrupted by greed or magical properties that their actions become inhuman and lose the ability to feel remorse. So therefore they lose that aspect of being able to come back from their wickedness (Lord Voldermort for example).
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side rant]Now I could go further if I was trying to prove a point or act scholarly, but I won't touch criminals or murders and how they're considered evil for what they've done. Too often some of them are insane - or try to hide behind it for defense. I'm just talking about fictional characters for the sake of stories, especially fantasy. But real or not, its hard for me to imagine someone, bad or good, not having either regrets or wishes that make them imperfect in their characterization. I find it realistic if the good person thinks about being bad, or the bad person feels tortured by what they've done or trauma they might have experienced. Now if they actually feel that way is entirely different. I can't know, and I can't say. I don't think evil finds its form in humans. Humans may perform evil deeds, but I don't think that makes them evil. Unless you're an epic villain in a story. So I don't really care to argue this opinion of mine. Mostly because I don't want to think about person who's intentions are purely evil. [
end side rant]
Wow, rant much? Still with me? Yikes! I'll try to wrap up and get to the point. I didn't want to write a
story. But now, the small beginnings of that perverted, evil plot bunny have made me want to expand on the
whys and
hows. I can't
not think about them when I'm writing. Original or fanfiction, it matters not. These characters need reasons, drives and emotions. So my brief vignette (not even having any action, but simple description of feelings) will become a monster. Or at least more involved than was planned. It may not become a masterpiece with original ideas (my Dramione, Lucius/Herm ideas are hardly original, compared to what I've looked at recently) and an evolved plot, but it will be more than a simple romance fic. It's turning into a study of these two characters. Yes, canon-ly they are as unlikely to be together as Bush is to accept homosexuality, but once you grow Draco beyond his maddening static existence without any redeeming quality, he becomes complex. Especially if he loves the girl he shouldn't.
Book seven Draco made me so mad in his whimpyness. I don't care if his fictional existence destined him to be a spoiled brat or sniveling coward. I can envision more, and I demand a richness to his inner turmoil beyond fear and hate for the sake of hatred.
Bring on the angst!Forbidden is delightful and that's why I like Lucius and Hermione. There is so much to play off of. I really like to torture characters, be them my own or someone else's.
Sorry for mentioning Draco so much. Sorry I babbled on and on and got side tracked. Lol. If anyone feels like talking with me about this in a civil and mature way, I'd love it. Also the sharing of rabid fangirlness is most welcomed.

Note to all: I have intended no offense in anything I've written. Hopefully I wasn't inappropriate. I can get wordy so hopefully I didn't cause any harm. It's been a long time since I've been on an 'all ages forum' so I'm used to long, in depth discussions. Also I don't think my mentioning of the Malfoy's in book 7 were spoilers, but if a moderator considers them to be, you may edit it.